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It means a High Fidelity set up, as in a dedicated audio system that can play digital and physical audio formats like Tape and CDs, and output high fidelity sound.
Christ, I'm old. So depressing this has to be explained.
People will be able to explain the weirdest, most autistic shit from history or philosophical and political thought, they'll love '80's '90s aesthetics, but have no idea how media was consumed 20-25 years ago.
No offence to present company, you understand, it's just a little bit jarring.
 
Why do redditors uses so many exclamation points? is it a femininity thing?
Real women tend to use more exclamation points, more question marks, less capital letters, and emojis in text. If you go to any trans sub you can most of the posters trying really, really hard to cop that style, but it always seems a little off, like textual Uncanny Valley or something
 
Never seen Smiling friends but the name just sounds reddit.

I'm gonna guess: Like a simple little kids show name but all characters are real edgy nihilistic and dark jokes? If anyone remembers happy bunny stickers that's what theme I'm thinking "it's cute how stupid you are". How close am I?
 
It's a "Look how much we don't care" tactic. Online leftists love doing this, they think it makes them look cool and aloof.
Trying really hard to seem uninterested in everything is, has been, and always will be teenager behavior. They want so badly to be seen as "above it all", like nothing affects them because it's all a waste of their time.

The irony is that they always go too far and end up looking like tryhards in their pursuit of looking cool. Even on the internet, the desperation shines through.

Christ, I'm old. So depressing this has to be explained.
People will be able to explain the weirdest, most autistic shit from history or philosophical and political thought, they'll love '80's '90s aesthetics, but have no idea how media was consumed 20-25 years ago.
No offence to present company, you understand, it's just a little bit jarring.
The term "hifi" was for autists even back then. A normal person would have just called them a CD or cassette player or whatever. We had all that shit when I was a kid and not once did anyone in my family say "hifi".
 
Never seen Smiling friends but the name just sounds reddit.

I'm gonna guess: Like a simple little kids show name but all characters are real edgy nihilistic and dark jokes? If anyone remembers happy bunny stickers that's what theme I'm thinking "it's cute how stupid you are". How close am I?
Only a couple characters, Charlie and maybe Allan fall into that category. It's hard to describe, but the show focuses on a group of employees and their boss at a company whose job it is to make people smile with a new client each week. The style of humor is absurdist, surreal pre-2016 YouTube animation, which makes sense since it's created by Zack Hadel and Michael Cusack. The closest mainstream show I can compare it to is Aqua Teen Hunger Force.
 
Never seen Smiling friends but the name just sounds reddit.

I'm gonna guess: Like a simple little kids show name but all characters are real edgy nihilistic and dark jokes? If anyone remembers happy bunny stickers that's what theme I'm thinking "it's cute how stupid you are". How close am I?
The tone is more ATHF than Rick and Morty. It's silly absurdist lolsorandum humor which is absolutely fine with me since I prefer that over the pretentious self referential stuff.
 
Never seen Smiling friends but the name just sounds reddit.

I'm gonna guess: Like a simple little kids show name but all characters are real edgy nihilistic and dark jokes? If anyone remembers happy bunny stickers that's what theme I'm thinking "it's cute how stupid you are". How close am I?
Sounds like somebody needs to smile
 

Reddit user who wanted to kill 'Conservative Christian filth' in Michigan, sentenced​

(Article) | (Archive)

By FOX 2 Staff
|Published October 2, 2025 1:22pm EDT

The Brief​

    • A 26-year-old drifter was sentenced for making violent, political threats.
    • Isaac Sissel wanted to kill conservative Christians if Trump won the election.
    • The government also charged Sissel with a Hate Crimes Motivation enhancement which the Court applied
FOX 2 - A drifter who threatened to kill conservative Christians with an AR-15 known for going town to town and committing crimes was sentenced in federal court.
The backstory:

Isaac Sissel, 26, was sentenced to 30 months in prison on Monday, announced United States Attorney Jerome F. Gorgon.
According to court documents, in September 2024, Sissel created Reddit accounts with names like "ShootUpTrumpRally" and "PlanningToKillTrump."

On November 2, Sissel sent an anonymous tip to the FBI claiming that he would "carry out an attack against conservative Christian filth in the event Trump wins the election," and said that he had a "stolen AR-15."
Sissel sent his threat two days before President Trump’s campaign rally in Michigan, three days before the 2024 Presidential election.

The threat came four months after President Trump was shot at a campaign rally with an AR-style weapon in Butler, Pennsylvania in which political supporter Corey Comperatore was murdered.

"I shall carry out an attack against conservative Christian filth in the event Trump wins the election," he wrote on Nov.2. "I have a stolen AR15 and a target I refuse to name so I can continue to get away with my plans. Without a specific victim or ability to find the place I hid the gun, there's not a thing the FBI can do until I complete the attack."

Two days after the threat was received, authorities searched Sissel's room at a Travelodge in Canton. Sissel, who does not have a consistent address, was staying in the Ann Arbor and Canton area during election week, and he also had Washington and New York driver's licenses on him.

Sissel said that Trump should have been assassinated, adding that he wouldn't kill the former president, but if he knew someone was going to assassinate him, he wouldn't intervene.

He also said he enjoyed threatening conservative Christians, said he believed left-leaning political groups are not violent enough, said he harassed people at an Ann Arbor rehab clinic he often sleeps near, and said he would stab an officer if they disturbed him at night.

As a convicted felon, Sissel is prohibited from having firearms, but investigators say there is no evidence Sissel actually possessed a weapon, including an AR-15.
In April 2025, Sissel pleaded guilty to one count of transmitting threats in interstate commerce.

Sissel's sentence comes amid a surge of politically motivated violence and attacks on Christians.

Conservative Christian activist Charlie Kirk was murdered in a political assassination on Sept. 10 at Utah Valley University.

Other incidents include a June when an attack at the Wayne CrossPointe Community Church was foiled by security, but other shootings were carried at out the Annunciation Catholic Church in Minneapolis on Sept. 1, and at the Grand Blanc Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints on Sunday.

"We live in evil times," U.S. Attorney Gorgon said. "Even in America, Christians are routinely targeted for death by violent extremists like this man. The First Amendment is a safeguard of religious liberty and free speech—and so it does not protect true threats that undermine religious liberty."
The government also charged Sissel with a Hate Crimes Motivation enhancement, meaning that he selected his victims because of their actual or perceived religion.
The Court agreed and applied the enhancement to Sissel’s sentence.

Acting Special Agent in Charge Reuben Coleman of the Detroit FBI Field Office said the 30-month sentence shows the FBI's "zero tolerance" for those who threaten Americans including those at the highest levels of government.

"This effort would not be possible without the crucial assistance of the United States Secret Service, University of Michigan Police Department, and the Livingston County Sheriff’s Office in apprehending Mr. Sissel and supporting this investigation," Coleman said. "I send my sincerest appreciation to the U.S. Attorney’s Office for the Eastern District of Michigan for their successful prosecution."
The Source: Information for this report is from the US Attorney's Office for the Eastern District of Michigan.
He looks exactly like you’d expect:
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Norwood
Severe acne
Greasy motherfucker
Euphoric atheist
Problem glasses
Unemployed
Short
Homeless
Self hating Jew

My God how many reddit stereotypes can you fit into a single soyjack?
 
Disney Adult from /r/BreakingMom seethes at happy families with supportive fathers spotted on a Disney World trip
Seeing all these loving, doting fathers at Disney is triggering me hard (archive)
I know, I sound like a bitter bitch. Where the fuck are these women finding these adoring, attentive men? Dads who will actually wear these fucking matching T-shirts and go on these trips with their families and help push the stroller and pay for things and have patience with their children? And not whine at their wives and complain about having to go to another character meet and greet? My ex is an addict and he ruined our plans to come here three years ago. Thank God, my mom is here with me. I know, I get it. We never know what happens behind closed doors and I’m only observing here. Still, I’ve seen some pretty sweet interactions between husband/wives and fathers/children. I want a Disney Husband lol
Still somehow thinks she wants a "Disney Husband" and not a "Good Husband". Consoomer brain has set in deep.

Assorted redditcel seethe and self-owns in the comments
Functional marriages are always rubbing it in her face by not being openly dysfunctional :(
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Redditor husbands runs out of spoons
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Imagine dating someone only to find out their shit test is making sure you pretend to love a theme park for kids
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Disney Adult from /r/BreakingMom seethes at happy families with supportive fathers spotted on a Disney World trip
Seeing all these loving, doting fathers at Disney is triggering me hard (archive)

Still somehow thinks she wants a "Disney Husband" and not a "Good Husband". Consoomer brain has set in deep.

Assorted redditcel seethe and self-owns in the comments
Functional marriages are always rubbing it in her face by not being openly dysfunctional :(
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Redditor husbands runs out of spoons
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Imagine dating someone only to find out their shit test is making sure you pretend to love a theme park for kids
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I can only imagine that these women just have such a terrible read on people that they don't see these things coming. But also, if they don't want Reddit Men, then they shouldn't be Reddit Women. Though the problem is that since they're Reddit Women, they don't see that the problem is that they got themselves Reddit Men. These apathetic men who don't "feel like" bonding with their own progeny and don't mind other men doting on these progeny instead, tend to be completely Godless consoomer-gooner types that typify the standard Redditor. Either that, or they're niggers/nigger-brained. Point is, you've got to be discerning (about the right things - not Disney-enjoying) and get a good read on a man before you let him stick his dick in you.
 
I'll take a stab in the dark and assume all these "Disney moms" are massively fat and a complete pain in the ass to actually be around. Of course Reddit men being what they are they probably rather play vidya games.
 
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