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[Cuckoman]

Imagine being 58 years old and spending all day every day as a reddit mod?
That is failing at life to such a level that it makes lonely old cat-lady seem like a success.

 

[Lip Glossary]

I do miss old internet forum days. As an example: I was a member of a World building forum, basically a place inspired by Tolkien and others worlds and making your own setting for writing stuff in. There were like 5 people who posted regularly and a few dozen others. Somehow the quality was miles above anything you see in Reddits "writing communities." Be they r/writing, which is full of morons who want to larp as writers and procrastinate on Reddit, or even r/worldbuilding which, while being similar to the writing subreddit sometimes, mostly suffers from a lack of any kind of quality.

It's weird how the smaller forums somehow had higher quality answers even though they're just as anonymous as Reddit. It must be a side-effect of the site itself. Automotive forums were still king when it came to figuring out issues with your car up until YouTube videos took over that niche. Better that than Reddit.

Quality over quantity, my main man. That's why smaller forums always felt bigger. There was more of a spotlight on users because there wasn't as many. On the other side of the coin, they couldn't take you for granted because if they did they would feel the pain of losing even one or two people. Nowadays they can ban dozens of people off of a subreddit and nobody would even notice.

All the porn on Reddit is just whores trying to market their subscriptions. It's funny af sometimes.

The idea of people sharing nudes on reddit and telling you to buy their only fans to see more is the funniest thing ever to me.
Why would I pay $10 dollars to see your butthole? I just saw it for free. Don't these people realize they're never going to compete with the price tag of $0 dollars on pornhub?

 

[AN/ALR56]

Hitler was elected chancellor of Germany then used his power in office to rewrite/strip away existing laws to become a dictator. There was no election to declare Hitler the supreme leader of Germany and lead the reich to a thousand years of glory he literally murdered and strongarmed his way into that place. And considering half the shit Trump does simply gets blocked by a judge the comparison is just laughable on every level.

And Germany had in 1933:

• 1/3 of the working population unemployed
• Inflation returning to 1920s hyperinflation era shit
• Poland and czechoslovakia treating the population of germans in former 1914 german lands like shit
• Communist party wanting a revolution, which germany had a mini civil war in bavaria and berlin over it,
• Literal child brothels, tranny shit being pushed, theater and movies shitting on being a german and their sacrifice in the last war, where millions died and hundreds of thousands starved to death in the home front

No wonder he fucking won he was the only choice, its pretty funny cause all of he copied plans made by everyone else, all mainstream parties and the commies ones didn't accept the polish border, and wanted to end versailles restrictions on germany, the massive rearmament plans that germany did to go in 6 years to a navy with battleships, a airforce out of thin air, 3 million soldiers and 2000 tanks were already in planning stages by the weimar armed forces, etc.

People should really ask themselves about what happened post ww1 that made germans only surrender in the next war a week after berlin was in complete ashes and rubble and russian tanks were 100 yards from the fuhrebunker and their leader dead.

 

[Lurkmastergarbo]

hitler had a dog so anyone who owns a dog are nazis

That just reminded me of this.

 

[SoshikaKyotoshi]

The funny thing I have been trying to do some tracking and reporting on is the literal roving gangs of OF spam accounts that will descend on subreddits that are either unmoderated or have 1-2 mods that are inactive. These subs will get 50-200 accounts posting spam in just a few hours and then bot votes to hit /r/all.

 

[mr. testicular torsion]

 

[McSneaks]

Mfw when my literal grandfather spent my entire actual life crying on reddit art and ERM AKSHULLYing normal people with regular levels of testosterone. You hate to see it

 

[JeffreyMaxwell]

NSFL gay drawing:

Spoiler

https://www.facebook.com/1039695433/posts/pfbid02geKvXXgH7FAcvViT3VSNW54JhetfbkCxgziLox9usgVKmxXpfg1ifF7o4Ku3qrqyl/?app=fbl

'That present you with, well... "interesting" angles.'

What a typical Reddit faggot. Why add the pause and the well? I bet he uses "checks notes" weekly, too.

 

[Rockey May]

How is this guy even a person? How does he even exist? Do they grow these things in a vat? He's 58 years old. In half the time he's even been alive, he's going to be dead of old age. And this is is how he's spending his life? What an absolute faggot! He should just kill himself.

Gen Xers are the literal worst because they have the boomer mindset of alogging your monster energy drinks and avocado toast while simultaneously being the biggest shitlibs on this side of hell.

the insufferable apprentice of the boomer generation. actual scum

 

[smallground]

Wanted to share this goldmine of a thread. The doom is real for them. Everything in the government is compromised, all of the supreme justices are sucking on Trump's dick right now, it's so over. Nobody tell them that Trump hasn't declared himself god-emperor and started his third term, it might ruin the fantasy.

 

[PlapPlapPlapPlapPlap]

This is why financial literacy needs to be taught in high school, along with life skills, home ec and civics. Too many dipshits use usury to live beyond their means and they get shocked when the debt bills come.

You don't need a financial literacy class to do the bare minimum of prior research for buying a car - like typing "best way to get a car loan" into Google and following the basic advice that comes up - instead of "just rolling up" to the dealership and letting yourself get worked. This guy's just a dumbass, more than likely lying about his credit score/financial situation, and also probably a nigger judging by both the language he uses and the insisting that he had no choice and it's not his fault. Some people are just meant to be paypigs who keep the lights on for everyone else.

 

[Agares]

The funny thing I have been trying to do some tracking and reporting on is the literal roving gangs of OF spam accounts that will descend on subreddits that are either unmoderated or have 1-2 mods that are inactive. These subs will get 50-200 accounts posting spam in just a few hours and then bot votes to hit /r/all.

I've noticed this happen to quite a few subreddits, from big ones to small, local ones. The subs have to have active moderation with autistic rules or else it becomes an endless sea of "SUBSCRIBE TO MY ONLYFANS TO SEE BOBS AND VEGANA SAAR". Dead internet theory has never been more real.

 

[PlapPlapPlapPlapPlap]

I hope this guy gets kicked in the face by a shire horse. The core sentiment of visiting someone else's home and giving them unsolicited advice of how make it cooler and better is bad enough, but the smarmy redditor tone and language of "y'all need to lock in" puts it over the top.

 

[VargReallyDidNothingWrong]

One of the top posts on Reddit today.

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This dudes father fought Nazis in WW2? So the OP is what 80 years old?

 

[Manwithdaplan]

Not surprised, I don’t go to my local fountain pen club any more because it has been overrun with trannies. Same with no longer going to one of my local pen shops asking for noodlers and getting an unsolicited lecture about how much of a Nazi Nathan Tardiff is. I’m so tired.

I didn't expect trannies to take over fucking fountain pens of all things

 

[un-needed dreamer]

like left 4 dead

i dunno man sounds like you just suck

I was legitimately addicted to L4D1 & 2 back in the day, and when I got into playing Versus became an absolute monster in play. See, when you play co-op, you always save your boys and everyone always does - unless you're within visible distance of the safe room or escape. In which case, especially on higher difficulties - fuck it, run for it. If you're within an odd 50m of that, and you just wiped the AI Director's specials, and aren't too swamped, you have 20 seconds to secure the next level. That's just what you do.

In Versus, however, no-one in their right mind is picking you up. Sorry, crybully, scoring is done by survivors by distance in the level. Special-infected players spawn based on volume. They're not controlled by a pre-AI video-game AI, they're people. You can crush a match by Chapter 3 and force the enemy team to rage-quit by having even 2 people reach 75% completion in the first two levels. If you go down behind the run, you're done. It's not personal, it's me and my 2 equally drunken sweat-lord mega-faggot friends needing that post-match rage-fueled xbox-live voice message dopamine.

But if you think for a fucking second, that on campaign, realism, mutations, from easy to advanced, I won't leap out of the chopper on No Mercy to mag-dump and shove-spam by way through to hell to pick your sorry ass up on the off-chance we even get back to it for the sheer and sole reason it'd be cinematic as fuck, you're completely delusional.

Sorry you got filtered in 2011 by day 1 call of duty brats who got lost on their way to next map pack, but I can't even be bothered to read the rest of your post much less remember what this thread is even about much less why I'm here. I have a bottle of Black Velvet to kill, and your dumb fat cunt of a mother to fuck - without a condom - so wish me luck.

 

[Disc]

what is it about becoming a reddit mod that suddenly causes a superiority complex to arise in someone? the reddit mod stereotype exists because this type of shit happens so often where a reddit mod has a meltie and spergs out over criticism (criticism of their blatantly scummy and cringe actions).

like, does acting as an unpaid janitor fill these people with so much pride that they think they're suddenly better than other people?

All the usual janny reasons are there. Wanting to bully others, wanting to be paid in authority, having no life, it's all there.

There's one big thing in particular, though. Reddit mods at least used to be able to moderate a theoretically infinite number of subreddits. There's been some talk of significantly reducing that, don't know how far it's gotten, but for a very long time you could have 1 mod moderating dozens or even hundreds of subreddits at once.

This means that not only does it select for the tranniest of jannies, but quite often a reddit mod 'stereotype' is really just the same janny in multiple places at once.

 

[Friedrich Hayek's Ghost]

This is my favorite Noodler's Ink. It's a reverse-engineered replica of the ink used for documents on the Manhattan project. The little cardboard slip box has "Nuke" written on the side of it, as well. If anyone gives a fuck, I'll see if I still have it.

For how enthusiastically Redditors will call for burning at the stake anyone who commits a microaggression, they're sure eager to lambaste someone who's clearly at least a little autistic. I thought being "neurodivergent" was one of the few ways to redeem yourself of the mortal sin of being white with these "people".

 

[ToroidalBoat]

Over in the r/megalophobia, there is a thread on the city destroyer ships from Independence Day (ID4), and one of the replies was soy.

Those always used to freak me out as a kid. Now I welcome them lol as Americans we need a good kick in the ass lol

- These massive City destroyers from 1996s Independence Day… (on r/megalophobia)

FFS. The Harvesters (the aliens) in ID4 were targeting major cities all around the planet (only USA was shown), and what the Harvesters wanted was to exterminate the natives and harvest all the planet's resources before moving on. Not just "give the Americans a good kick in the ass" (for what I guess is voting "wrong" or turning against "woke").

 

[Rudy Coleman]

I would run actual experiments to see if they become narcissists thanks to Reddit or if they are attracted to spaces like Reddit because they already are narcissists.

I've met many but Reddit has like a specific brand of them, you can pinpoint them so easily when they show up in public.

I thinks what's more interesting is that any kind of position of authority no matter how specific or small will bring out narcissistic characteristics in people.
For instance bus drivers are some of the biggest faggots on earth because they have the power to make you wait 5 minutes for another bus.