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gaysexenjoyer said:
Moral of the story; don't get spur-of-the-moment tattoos and absolutely do not get them for reddit attention. They are subumans and you're more likely than not just going to get roasted.
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To be fair we'd probably roast him too, and for the same things other than the "yikesy wikesy" fag.
 
AnOminous said:
To be fair we'd probably roast him too, and for the same things other than the "yikesy wikesy" fag.
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Oh don't get me wrong, the dunking was completely justified beyond the retarded political grandstanding.

I'm just saying that sacrificing yourself on the altar of reddit is a terrible idea.
 
Least porn sick Redditor.
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Bagger 293 said:
>Please, won't someone think of the meat-eaters' emotional discomfort?
Always funny to see the online vegan groups applying these tactics from other progressive causes without realising they only work with generous institutional support. Yeah turns out that, normally, if you're really rude and act with undeserved condescension and insinuate any deviation from your morals is evil itself, everyone laughs at you. Not enough vegan elites in media and education to make it work it seems!
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On the other hand, this is the one progressive topic where people could make a legitimate difference -- but would have to give up some creature comforts. I respect a vegan lib more than a lib who hates the idea of personal sacrifice for himself, yet still demands I take in six gorillion refugees.
Megaton Punch said:
Then I realized: the reason it looks off is because the boomers screenshotting them have accessibility settings on.
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Well that's another mystery solved!
 
holyhandgrenade said:
unless I'm counting wrong they added 4 more days. This post is example number eleventy billion why you can't trust journoscum.
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“Mister Trump, we have looked at the numbers and have found we can save money by reducing the surcharge on oil, this way people would drive their car more, this would in turn benefit impulse buying decisions, stimulate the economy, lead to a great increase in purchasing power, lead to a higher working workforce. All of these would be seen as positive by your voting base!”
“All right, we’ll put it in, the best law, the greatest law, there would be no other law like it”

The day after:
“Drumpf lowers oil price, wants people to hurt the planet more!”
“Drumf increases car driving, how this will negatively impact your life!”
“Drumf hates public transport, does not increase subsidies for trains!”
“Drumf hates disabled minorities, does not include even lower prices for oil for people on benefits!”
“Drumf is literally Hitler incarnated; how the rich benefit while the poor suffer by his oil reduction act”
“Republicans fell for it again!; Drumf orders oil to be used everywhere!”
“Saudi Arabia still very sad because of America; here’s how Trump ties into it”
“Africa still poor because Drumf”
 
Sargon's wife's son said:
If you ever wanna laugh, just go on any of the degenerate like BDSM Subs. It's literally just people talking about how they want to fuck them in the ass. Seriously, you ever want to have? A good chuckle laugh. At revenues complete sexual dysfunction.
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Honestly any of the porn subs are just weird. Just a woman posting her tits and then 10 replies that are all a variation on "omg your boobs are nice I would do X to them". Although 99% of comments on porn are stupid like that.
gaysexenjoyer said:
Moral of the story; don't get spur-of-the-moment tattoos and absolutely do not get them for reddit attention. They are subumans and you're more likely than not just going to get roasted.
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Reddit heckin loves tattoos though. Im sure if he got it on his shoulder and wasnt a fatass he wouldve gotten a lot less heat.
 
Drumpf has done it again.

What exactly has he done?

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He's validated one of the most classic Reddit opinions going almost back to the very beginning of the site. Here's a 17 year old post about it.

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They have not stopped since.

The response to Trump agreeing with them? Why, they no longer believe it, of course!

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Why, changing the name of American Football would be downright unamerican! He must hate America to say the thing we've been saying for the past two fucking decades! It's bad now!

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Only a senile fool would make such a suggestion! I must reiterate, the same suggestion every Redditor has been smugly clamoring for over and over for most if not all of their lives!

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I hope he dies for this!

Remember, the idea that NPCs literally do and say exactly the opposite of Trump - even if it means rapidly changing their beliefs daily - is just a dehumanizing meme. It's not grounded in reality at all.
 
Kyria the Great said:
Why does Reddit even have the Karma, upvote and down vote features when they make the site objectively worse, especially for outsiders?
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It encourages groupthink and a psychological need for number go up, which not only encourages site engagement but full blown addiction. It's actually quite insidious.

Why it was even introduced though, I have no idea. You'd have to ask the founders, one of whom is dead.
 
Kyria the Great said:
Why does Reddit even have the Karma, upvote and down vote features when they make the site objectively worse, especially for outsiders?
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Karma is basically a cryptocurrency. The more valuable karma is, the more users are incentivized to farm it, and the more people farm karma, the better Reddit's KPIs look.

It is in Reddit's best interest to keep users obsessed with karma. Content and user experience are entirely irrelevant. What matters is keeping people engaged.
 
Kyria the Great said:
Why does Reddit even have the Karma, upvote and down vote features when they make the site objectively worse, especially for outsiders?
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The idea is that you downvote off-topic posts and upvote effort posts, high karma shows someone is a valuable poster. Of course, it instantly became an "I disagree" button. It's like how on rating websites a lot of people vote 1 or 10 because they think their personal opinion is more important than an honest attempt at valuing the work they are rating so others can get good info.
 
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Megaton Punch said:
Reddit is the kind of place that fosters toxic fandoms for absolutely everything.
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You just described the entire internet. Reddit just seems to be a concentrated focus on the parasocial nature on how people behave online.

I’ve always been of the view that social media is a megaphone for the zeitgeist. Reddit got faggy when they started focusing on ad revenue and became little bitches to the ad companies instead of the users.

Don’t forget kids. You are not consumers. You are the product.
 
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