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Yet another example of Redditors not having a working bullshit detector: AITA for canceling my daughter's 16th birthday party?

TL;DR: OP's daughter and her soccer teammates make a TikTok making fun of OP's husband for baking, calling him gay. OP is furious with her daughter and threatens to cancel her sweet sixteen. The girls and their parents agree to apologize and perform restitution. Everyone learns a lesson, the husband forgives them, the sweet sixteen goes ahead.

You know how I know this is all bullshit? This part:
I contacted the parents of the girls who appeared in the video. A few asked to see the video, and all were deeply embarrassed and ashamed. I told them that we were willing to delete the video and would not refer it to the school as long as the girls apologized to Bruce, helped to prepare the food for the gymnastics dinner, and gave up the dance to volunteer at the party and serve meals. Every parent I spoke with was very grateful and agreed it was a fair consequence of their actions.

So every day after school from Monday - Thursday the girls came over and worked in our kitchen, cutting up vegetables, boiling pasta, breading chicken, layering lasagna, making buttercream, mixing up cake batter, rolling out cookie dough, cutting cookies, washing dishes, and just about anything else we could find for them.

At the end of Thursday, I asked the girls what part of what they did this week was gay. None of them had an answer. All of them approached Bruce at some point and apologized for being a part of the video.
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This is where you can tell the author wasn't keeping notes about their own story. By this point the video had already been deleted. In the first post, the video wasn't even the reason OP was punishing her daughter, it was because she called her stepdad a faggot when she was on the phone.

If the video was already deleted, it literally can’t function as leverage for this absurdly elaborate punishment that involves other people's kids cooking and baking for hours on end together in another family's house for multiple days in a row. Yeah, no. There are tons of reasons I can think of off the top of my head for why most parents would not agree to this, even if they were 'mortified' by the video. Basic questions like "What are you going to do if my daughter injures herself?" spring to mind.

And all of this relies on OP's threat to report the video (which is apparently in a state of Schrodinger's deletion) to the school. A video that was not targeting another student and not threatening anyone. "This video makes fun of a student's stepdad" wouldn't fall under any school's threshold for disciplinary action.

And yet not a single Redditor who read this story smelled bullshit here? This would be considered bad even by the standard of the Disney channel.
 
Megaton Punch said:
I don't know what exactly Faux Moi is, and from what I can tell it's where mentally retarded people hang out.
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I think it's a play on a gossip/blind item website Deuxmoi. I think it was supposed to be a place for celebrity gossip but now it's just a generic catch-all "fuck drumphf" subreddit.

I went there once a majority of the posts were about "Heckin Orange Man Le Bad!1!!1"

A majority of the comments on all the posts were deleted, probably bc not agreeing with muh Orange man bad.

Megaton Punch said:
Now, here's Kimmel.

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Also I don't really give a fuck about what Jimmy Kimmel thinks. At all.

I definitely didnt think he was smart long before the Charlie Kirk stuff, that was just a confirmation of how much I hate celebrities in their ivory towers preaching at us.

It's sad how many people get their opinions from shit like that and then don't want to know more.
 
Banned from Reddit for "troll posts" and then muted for 3 months when asking what exactly the troll post even was lmao. What a dog shit website.
 
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god these "people" are so fucking miserable.

a selection from the comments

(half of the comments are fucking gifs jfc)
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Lets see what other posts this D00D (yes its a fucking pooner) makes
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kiwirevolving said:
I wonder if tgey do the same irl and try to bring up Trump into day to day conversations
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They definitely do, it’s an obsession.

The last time someone with TDS did that in real life, I mentioned the reclassification of marijuana as I wondered what his automatic “anything Trump does is bad” programming would do, and he said something about it being terrible that prisoners connected with marijuana weren’t released on mass now that the law has changed. So every law should be retroactively applied? Wouldn’t that cause utter chaos and nobody knowing where they stand? It was fascinating to watch the sheer stupidity. Another hot take he had was that Trump must have enough prisoners for his “Industrial Prison Complex” and that’s why the law was changed. I suppose this is what happens when you get all your news from Reddit.
 
Dr. Butt said:
this thread used to be funny but now it's just politics
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Back when Kiwi Farms started there were a lot more neutral spaces, the web had less people on it and less people that spent all of their time on it, so it was much "funnier." Then more and more people got online and more and more apps and websites and shit encouraged them to spend all of their time online. By 2020 the normalfags who weren't "terminally online" were endangered, then in one fell swoop Corona wiped them out (as in forcing them online.) As this happened the web mutated from a place to get away from real life issues into being about normalfaggots and their pigslop "culture", which includes politics. As it happens politics is also a really easy way to get engagement, so mix that with all the traits a "classic" lolcow has and they easy become obsessed with it, to hysteric levels. Politics went from being something to joke about to completely serious business, and if you don't vocally pick the right side (don't you dare try and stay neutral, they hate that more than anything) you're seen as a bad person.

Everything became politics, so politics are now inseparable from anything Kiwi Farms milks.
 
Dr. Butt said:
this thread used to be funny but now it's just politics
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Most of the posts in this thread are political because Redditors literally shove politics into every single subforum so it's inescapable. Even the film photography subreddits (literally the least political subject ever) I follow got flooded with no kings protest pictures when that shit was happening. People post about it here rightfully to complain about it. This thread is a reflection of Reddit itself and Reddit is mostly politics and has been since Trumps first run for office in 2016.
 
r/somalia (why does a "country" that barely even exists have a subreddit) is having meltdown because the Zionist Entity™ has regconized the state of Somaliland (with to be honest, is doing way better than anywhere in Shitmalia)
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Angelicaster said:
r/somalia (why does a "country" that barely even exists have a subreddit) is having meltdown because the Zionist Entity™ has regconized the state of Somaliland (with to be honest, is doing way better than anywhere in Shitmalia)
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“I know that my family and clan were persecuted, attacked, and murdered in Somalia, but these damn Jews are the ones really oppressing me. We should reunite with the same country that would immediately attack and murder us on sight again”

Holy fuck how much more stupid could a “person” be
 
Angelicaster said:
r/somalia (why does a "country" that barely even exists have a subreddit)
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Every economically backwards place should have a subreddit because sometimes the funniest shit happens there that I would never otherwise hear of.
This is from /r/aviation but the mention of somalia triggered a memory for me. Apparently for awhile some gigachad in Somalia near Mogadishu just bought a transmitter and started directing air traffic around the country, confusing everyone. He and the official government ATC would apparently have to try to convince the pilots of who was the real ATC and who was a fake.
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It's a very dangerous kind of slapstick that you just don't get in the developed world.

Also legitimately imagine caring about some stupid Israel-Palestine shit when you somehow live in a worse area of the world. Serious brainrot (or just another reddit propaganda bot, who can really tell the difference at this point?
 
Ice Fairy said:
Back when Kiwi Farms started there were a lot more neutral spaces, the web had less people on it and less people that spent all of their time on it, so it was much "funnier." Then more and more people got online and more and more apps and websites and shit encouraged them to spend all of their time online. By 2020 the normalfags who weren't "terminally online" were endangered, then in one fell swoop Corona wiped them out (as in forcing them online.) As this happened the web mutated from a place to get away from real life issues into being about normalfaggots and their pigslop "culture", which includes politics. As it happens politics is also a really easy way to get engagement, so mix that with all the traits a "classic" lolcow has and they easy become obsessed with it, to hysteric levels. Politics went from being something to joke about to completely serious business, and if you don't vocally pick the right side (don't you dare try and stay neutral, they hate that more than anything) you're seen as a bad person.

Everything became politics, so politics are now inseparable from anything Kiwi Farms milks.
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