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[Dante Alighieri]

If you're doing things on reddit that get you banned you're using it wrong

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

easier than making and aging new burners

Or you could just not use Reddit. You aren't losing anything by not going there.

 

[Mudkipcorn]

r/antimeme moderator u/Riobox is currently panicking because his e-"girlfriend" who he co-moderates the subreddit with hasn't been online for two days and is asking r/antimeme to find "her"

https://www.reddit.com/r/antimeme/comments/1r0tn5s/temporary_community_update

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An update has been posted. Supposedly, she is dead. Though my theory is that she was just a sock of the main mod. He never really posted on the subreddit himself, so maybe this was his outlet and he just got bored of it/wanted attention.

But even if real, the whole thing is incredibly pathetic.


Hello everyone, today is a very tragic day.

After nearly 60 hours since the last message, I finally got a DM from u/CourseMediocre7998, about 7 hours ago as of writing this post. But it was NOT Course herself (please see the screenshots below in the comments). It was instead her brother, who came to visit her after her neighbours notified him. He confirmed that Course has committed suicide on February 9th.

I'm sorry for going silent for several hours. It was because of this. I just simply couldn't handle the shock of this discovery... I cried... and cried... and cried so, so fucking hard... I whined... I screamed... and I hated myself so, so fucking much... thinking why I couldn't be a better boyfriend... thinking why didn't listen through her "I'm fine" facade...

But now, after hours, after calming down slightly, I see there's nothing I could have realistically done to stop this tragedy... she already loved me so much... and I made her as happy as I possibly could... I was ALWAYS by her side... even until the very end... and there was no way I could've known just how close she was to the edge...

The previous pinned post about her going missing was highly emotional, and everyone was thinking that it was an overreaction. That I was way too desperate. That I was exaggerating. Some even thought I was a creep. But I knew, deep down, that her going offline for over 2 days was NOT normal AT ALL for HER specifically. And I was completely right in being worried. And I knew her better than all of you did. But it is too late now, unfortunately...

She was the best girlfriend I could have ever asked for, she loved me so much, and I loved her a lot, too... She was very hard working, making antimemes all day and night for this community. While still taking care of her daily real-life responsibilities. She was a very, very strong woman. But sadly, she just couldn't handle anymore... and did a permanent "solution" to a temporary problem...

I'm soon going to make another post once I'm in a better mental state, with more updates if I have any... because this whole thing drained my mental health past its limit... it's 1 AM and I'm very tired... even now I'm still shaking, my mood is fucking ruined and tears are still streaming down... I'm grieving very hard right now... and I miss her so, so fucking much... I'll promise myself now to NEVER online-date ANYONE EVER AGAIN.

And please, be nice to each other... anyone talking bad about Course at the moment, or celebrating her death, will receive a permanent ban from this subreddit... if this wave of negative posts keeps coming even after this post, I'll re-enable automod filtering temporarily...

Endquote. Fake as fuck messages from the 'brother' and post calling out the haters:
See attached. Broke Dick Farms at it again...

 

[mr. testicular torsion]

An update has been posted. Supposedly, she is dead. Though my theory is that she was just a sock of the main mod. He never really posted on the subreddit himself, so maybe this was his outlet and he just got bored of it/wanted attention.

why he cant get a real girlfriend is the question here

 

[Two Little Nigger Babies]

An update has been posted.

Someone also posted this to the Dead Redditors sub.

 

[holyhandgrenade]

An update has been posted. Supposedly, she is dead. Though my theory is that she was just a sock of the main mod. He never really posted on the subreddit himself, so maybe this was his outlet and he just got bored of it/wanted attention.

He didn't even have "her" phone number lmao. I'm going with fake and gay.
also archive

 

[kiwirevolving]

He didn't even have "her" phone number lmao. I'm going with fake and gay.
also archive

this conversation Riobox posted between him and his "wife's" brother reads fake as shit

the only ones who type like that are furries and there are no signs in Riobox's post history that he is one

to summarize this shitshow
>r/antimeme mod Riobox panicks that another moderator hasn't been online for 2 days and asks his subreddit for help
>online relationship
>they've been dating for 3 months
>already calling each other husband and wife
>never exchanged phone numbers, only talked through Reddit's chat or Discord
>Riobox claims to be 21

They already found a replacement and made a flair in her memory

 

[Pippa is a spic whore]

"NOOOO
NOOOOOOOOOOOO"

I thought my nulljeet shitpost was good but this saga genuinely got me btfo.

 

[SoleniyKraut]

I too write my thoughts out like a roleplay when tragedy occurs, as one does. Very believeable.

 

[kiwirevolving]

u/Riobox's "girlfriend" u/CourseMediocre7998 might be an Indian catfish

Course is scrubbing their post history, but someone archived a post from r/antimeme2 exposing Course with screenshots of Course being active in Indian subreddits. there is no archive of the r/antimeme2 post and that subreddit got banned in the meantime


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Spoiler: Course posting in Indian subs

there are also these screenshots of Course supposedly playing Minecraft on Xbox the same day Riobox made that post about Course missing


Edit: a post from Course saying they're from India

Source / Archive

Edit 2: there are 4 posts on r/SubredditDrama talking about r/AntiMeme but I can't look through them all right now, I will just leave them here in case anyone finds something good

https://www.reddit.com/r/SubredditDrama/comments/1r0ya1l/rantimeme_leadmod_locks_thread_after_users/

https://www.reddit.com/r/SubredditDrama/comments/1r1v052/return_of_the_rantimeme_missing_mod/

https://www.reddit.com/r/SubredditDrama/comments/1r1ugh1/rantimeme2_ban_dumping_all_the_proofs_here/

https://www.reddit.com/r/SubredditDrama/comments/1r1sl4h/rantimeme2_exposes_rantimemes_mod_that_claims_to/

Edit 3: r/antimeme's new mod u/MediocreLetter9987 also seems to be indian


Source / Archive

speculated to be u/CourseMediocre7998 because of the similar usernames

though they both seem to be just usernames Reddit automatically gives you when making a new account if you don't come up with your own

(this is all so goddamn retarded, there's a chance Riobox might also be indian judging from his typing, especially that DM of Riobox and Course's brother)

 

[Waffle Iron]

I wonder if appealmaxxing still works. Even a few years back you could just keep appealing most bannings until you got a merciful ESL 3rd worlder to reverse it.

Just write "if you don't unban me our collective izzat will be lost, please do the needful"

 

[Jace on ice]

why he cant get a real girlfriend is the question here

Like most men who complain about this shit he has never actually asked anyone out.

 

[Enjoy_the_Soylence]

"the guy who kidnapped Savannah Guthrie's mom was wearing a mask, he must be ICE!"

https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/1r17xn2/oc_fbi_releases_surveillance_photos_of_a

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There've been hundreds of comments that Trump, Epstein, or MAGAs are OBVIOUSLY behind the kidnapping. Redditors are so mentally broken they're barely human. They were doxxing an Arizona college Young Republican club on missingpersons. The mods deleted it before I could screencap it.

 

[AnOminous]

If you're doing things on reddit that get you banned you're using it wrong

If you're on reddit and not doing things that get you banned, you're a complete cuck. Actually just being on reddit at all makes you a cuck.

 

[BobbyBriggs69420]

If you have to post on reddit it's more fun to post as a redditor turned up to 11, get them upmorties and not have anyone call you out on it. They seem like retards but they will spot you if you go way too far.


Lol you can get upvotes for open antisemitism on some subs now. Not quite like "gas the kikes, Hitler did nothing wrong!" but we'll get there.

 

[BlueSpark]

This is what rock bottom looks like:

Spoiler: grim

I love how some of them set conditions - like bro you're begging women to take your virginity on fucking reddit (and also it's on an obscure subreddit that most of reddit doesn't even know exists). And they need to be in your local area on top of that. If by some MIRACLE you find a woman willing to do it why would you care if she's "kind" or "genuine". You'd be lucky if her dick isn't bigger than yours and you leave with all your organs
This is the same energy 45 year old women that weigh 300lbs have on dating apps where they say they want a 6 foot tall guy making over 100k a year to marry them lol

The subreddit icons must be depicting a bald guy and a long haired guy (or maybe an mtf tranny) because there's definitely no women using this sub



Just to make the virgins' situation even more desperate and pathetic, the jannies have concocted a multi-stage verification process that women are required to engage in in order to become gifted the "verified" status, or the higher tier "V-Crusher" title (highly coveted, in the mid of a reddit janitor). This process involves, respectively, sending pictures of themselves to the perverts on the mod team and having multiple former virgins verify that the woman being verified fucks virgins on reddit (kind of like the Islamic court system's method for verifying a rape but in reverse):




Any prospective virgin-fuckers also need an extensive reddit history, so none of you virgin-fetishizing hot babes even think about using a throwaway account (also this rule isn't in the verification guide, so any would-be V-Crusher needs to find it by combing through the comment section and finding this exact janny comment):



More rules to confound the virgins:



Not content with their labyrinthine cockcage of rules, the jannies implement one final, ultimate, fairy tale-esque condition: for a redditor to be able to beg women to take their virginity - the redditor must first become human:

 

[KuwabaraTheMan]

I feel bad for those guys thinking that a reddit post will help them find a girl. Like bro just go outside and volunteer for young adult activities of something.

 

[Waffle Iron]

This is what rock bottom looks like:

I have more respect for a guy that just pays a hooker to lose his virginity, than whatever this is.

 

[KuwabaraTheMan]

I have more respect for a guy that just pays a hooker to lose his virginity, than whatever this is.

That would involve having to go up to a woman and actually physically speak to her.

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

That would involve having to go up to a woman and actually physically speak to her.

Craigslist exists.