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General Emílio Médici said:
I think it might happen, but when it does it will be a conservative woman which will be the source of extreme seething. Someone like Thatcher but American.
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I'm not even being sexist about it, I just don't see it happening even with a conservative woman. The only one I could see it possibly happening with is that turbo jew glow nigger from Virginia but even then that's gonna be a Biden situation if she runs.
 
I don't know when a female president will be elected but I know for sure it will not be AOC. I can say that with 100% certainty. The only way she could even have a shot at winning is if she totally cucked on all of her views and reinvented herself as a moderate which would lose her core base. Even then she has said so much retarded shit it would be easy to run against her.
 
Ive talked about this before but I have a stupid interest in celebrity gossip. I don't know why, I've always had an interest in weird hot mess people for some reason. (Which is how I got here lol)

Anyway, I've been in a deep rabbit hole of a specific Britney Spears gossip Reddit. The info they have there is fascinating if you wade through the power leveling and usual pearl clutching.

The subreddit really reiterates how #FreeBritney was actually horrible for her. Turns out she really is mentally ill and she actually benefitted the conservatorship, now without it, she's more than likely on meth and literally spiraling alone in her mansion filled with dog shit. It's actually really weird how much her fanbase bought into her being abused, despite her claims that have been continually refuted by multiple judges.

Anyway… Orange Man bad, just so you know.
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Below is an enlightening comment, which I think sums up majority of Reddit's mentality. The world sucks so we can't better ourselves. It's trump's fault yall.
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(Edit: for context, Britney admitted to being on a shitton of Adderall even during her "America's sweetheart" peak and has been rumored to be on hard drugs like meth since 2006, even while pregnant. Donald Trump publicly shown sympathy for Britney and wished she would get better support and her situation was sad.)
Sicko Hunter said:
The only person even less likely to win in 2028 then Newsom.
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What third worlder wrote that caption? It would've actually been better and more coherent if they used AI.
 
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ExplodedWhale said:
Ive talked about this before but I have a stupid interest in celebrity gossip. I don't know why, I've always had an interest in weird hot mess people for some reason. (Which is how I got here lol)

Anyway, I've been in a deep rabbit hole of a specific Britney Spears gossip Reddit. The info they have there is fascinating if you wade through the power leveling and usual pearl clutching.

The subreddit really reiterates how #FreeBritney was actually horrible for her. Turns out she really is mentally ill and she actually benefitted the conservatorship, now without it, she's more than likely on meth and literally spiraling alone in her mansion filled with dog shit. It's actually really weird how much her fanbase bought into her being abused, despite her claims that have been continually refuted by multiple judges.

Anyway… Orange Man bad, just so you know.
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Below is an enlightening comment, which I think sums up majority of Reddit's mentality. The world sucks so we can't better ourselves. It's trump's fault yall.
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What third worlder wrote that caption? It would've actually been better and more coherent if they used AI.
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Considering how many people can't go ten seconds without screeching about drumpf, I really am convinced most humans walking around are just a parody of a human being. You've got the body, but upstairs is nothing but wind and what the MSM wants them to think.
 
I've been posting news updates about the Iran curfuffle all day and need something funny to read before bed later. Would you guys do me a solid and post redditors crying over the Ayatollah getting casserola'd?
 
Mr. Racewar1488 said:
I've been posting news updates about the Iran curfuffle all day and need something funny to read before bed later. Would you guys do me a solid and post redditors crying over the Ayatollah getting casserola'd?
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Are we going to see a wave of anti-Israel/pro-Iranian Regime art, like the wave of anti-ICE art?
 
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By November no one above the rank of 2nd Lt. will be left in the IRGC and there won't be a government or IRGC building left standing. My Ms. Cleo senses are telling me that woman was one of those Democrat QAnon retards that thought Kamalah totally won and would take the presidency at the inauguration after personally arresting Trump.
 
ExplodedWhale said:
Below is an enlightening comment, which I think sums up majority of Reddit's mentality. The world sucks so we can't better ourselves. It's trump's fault yall.
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These are "people" who actually think they deserve "MUH HECKIN GAY SPACE COMMUNISM..."
 
Sleazy Car Salesman said:
Ironically the country becoming more brown is one of the reasons I believe that.
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Mexico is browner than America and they have a woman president (a Jewess, even). Yes, she allegedly won by having opponents assassinated, and is allegedly corrupt, but that isn't too different from American politicians.

America's first woman president will probably be a moderate Republican, or maybe a very centrist Democrat. For a variety of reasons, men politicians can have extreme rightwing or leftwing views without being totally written off as crazy. Trump won twice, and Sanders had strong support over multiple election cycles, but I doubt either Marjorie Greene or AOC would get the same level of support.
 
Reddit is too autistic to say "good one guys" to the world's tamest and gayest 'prank'.


AITA for telling my coworker the “office prank” wasn’t funny and refusing to participate?

Last week it was my birthday. I don’t like big attention, but whatever. I came in and my desk was completely wrapped in tin foil. Keyboard, mouse, chair, monitor. Even my water bottle.

Everyone was laughing. Someone filmed my reaction.

I smiled at first because I assumed it was light. Then I realised they’d also changed my desktop background to an old LinkedIn photo of me that I hate. Like zoomed in. Slightly distorted. And they printed it and taped it to the wall behind my desk.

Everyone was watching me.

I just… stopped smiling.

I (23M) work in a small office. We’re the type that celebrates birthdays with supermarket cake and a card everyone signs.

There’s this guy on our team (mid 30s M) who LOVES “banter.” He’s not malicious, but he pushes things.

Last week it was my birthday. I don’t like big attention, but whatever. I came in and my desk was completely wrapped in tin foil. Keyboard, mouse, chair, monitor. Even my water bottle.

Everyone was laughing. Someone filmed my reaction.

I smiled at first because I assumed it was light. Then I realised they’d also changed my desktop background to an old LinkedIn photo of me that I hate. Like zoomed in. Slightly distorted. And they printed it and taped it to the wall behind my desk.

Everyone was watching me.

I just… stopped smiling.

I said, “Can we not do this?”

The “banter” guy said, “Oh come on, it’s your special day. Take a joke.”

I said I didn’t find it funny and started unwrapping everything quietly. No yelling. No swearing. Just not playing along.

The mood got weird fast.

Later my manager pulled me aside and said I “killed the vibe” and that it was meant to be team bonding. Apparently they spent their lunch setting it up.

Now some people are acting awkward around me. One said I could’ve just laughed and moved on. Another said I made it uncomfortable by being serious.

Here’s my thing: if I had fake-cry laughed and pretended it was hilarious, I’d be rewarding it. And I genuinely felt embarrassed being filmed while everyone waited for a reaction.

I didn’t insult anyone. I didn’t storm out. I just didn’t perform gratitude for something I didn’t enjoy.

AITA for refusing to play along?


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What an unfunny faggot, even if you don't like it just fake a laugh, say nice one, and ask someone to help clean it up.
 
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