reddit General

[sonicisgayformyass]

Yep, I've already seen multiple death threats and the usual calls for riots and molotov cocktails and general strikes. Reddit tankies are hilarious. They want to overthrow the government, but respond to Facebook and Instragram outages by calling 911 and demanding they fix it.

reddit "ban fully semi automatic weapons"
also reddit "overthrow the gooberment"

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[Francis E. Dec Esc.]

 

[Daughter of Cernunnos]

The first time it happened I was fifteen and masturbating furiously to internet porn. I achieved my first real orgasm and I didn’t know what it was supposed to feel like. After the shuddering subsided I leaned back, feeling both surprised and satisfied. When I opened my eyes and sat up a minute later I was shocked to find a penis where only a short time before had been something quite different. And it was black. By black I mean like a black person, not the actual color black. I rushed to the mirror on my dresser and found everything had changed somehow. I had become a black man, and not just any black man, the one from the porn I had been watching minutes ago.

It started after my first orgasm

I picked him out at the coffee shop. He was sitting in a comfy chair sipping on something hot and reading a newspaper. Yes, an actual paper...

old.reddit.com

Thanks reddit. I hate it.

 

[Inflatable Julay]

15 is pretty fuckin late to start jerkin off

 

[Fuck Y'all]

It started after my first orgasm

I picked him out at the coffee shop. He was sitting in a comfy chair sipping on something hot and reading a newspaper. Yes, an actual paper...

old.reddit.com

Thanks reddit. I hate it.

wtf I just read

 

[Cool kitties club]

wtf I just read

Reddit’s idea of horror

 

[Fuck Y'all]

Reddit’s idea of horror

I wanted to ask why it looks like shitty attempt in writing a porn plot, but I realized that's Reddit and they can do far worse

 

[Nekromantik]

Reddit’s idea of horror

/r/NoSleep has really gone to shit, and I think most of that is because you have to roleplay that it's all real in the comments. That's dosen't allow for any sort of constructive criticism.

 

[VoreDoggy]

/r/drama actually found a good post for once.

 

[Cheetahman]

/r/drama actually found a good post for once.

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They say a picture is worth a thousand words, and a picture of a bespectacled dog is definitely worth more than this.

 

[⋖ cørdion ⋗]

/r/drama actually found a good post for once.

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Or yknow. Who wants power to control others? Certainly not anyone sane.

 

[Inflatable Julay]

/r/NoSleep has really gone to shit, and I think most of that is because you have to roleplay that it's all real in the comments. That's dosen't allow for any sort of constructive criticism.

It really hit its peak around 2016 where lots of the stories ended with "And then Drumpf got elected"

 

[break these cuffs]

/r/drama actually found a good post for once.

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he is a janitor
on an anime imageboard
he does it for free

 

[Nekromantik]

It really hit its peak around 2016 where lots of the stories ended with "And then Drumpf got elected"

I stopped going there when every other story was a multi part small book, I think that was a round the time it became a main sub. You'd see stories there titled "Spooky thing that happened in a cabin part 14".

 

[Wallace]

Get the popcorn, this is gonna be good.

 

[Dante Alighieri]

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Get the popcorn, this is gonna be good.

Well that's some retar.ded faggot shit.

 

[Inflatable Julay]

They're out-circlejerking r/gamingcirclejerk

 

[ProgKing of the North]

wtf, r/games, this isn't epic at all!

 

[Borzoi]

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Get the popcorn, this is gonna be good.

You probably couldn't make satire as good as this, it is so far past the point of absurdity. I mean, it is just so retarded and hilarious that it actually could be seen as a good April fools joke.

Their album of the horrible hate that gets spread around their precious gaming subreddit is pretty fucking funny too. A lot of the comments are actually fairly tame and you know they really fucking pissed off the autistic moderators. https://imgur.com/a/umrdBYF

 

[UE 558]

“We were too stupid to punish a few people breaking the rules, so we decided to punish everyone”