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A shadman comic was posted on r/boomershumor

r/boomershumor - I don’t what to say really...

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[Tootsie Bear]

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My kid is holding a dead and probably diseased animal, better take a picture for reddit before doing anything!

Man, I remember seeing a video on Ridiculousness where a little girl hold's a dead squirrel while her parents film here...

Believe it or not there are more of this content too. But I'm already sick to my stomach so no thanks!

 

[Floop]

Man, I remember seeing a video on Ridiculousness where a little girl hold's a dead squirrel while her parents film here...

Believe it or not there are more of this content too. But I'm already sick to my stomach so no thanks!

lol so quirky r/kidsarefuckingstupid amiright?
I only know about that post because I saw it on r/parentsarefuckingstupid.

 

[Karl der Grosse]

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"Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, please turn your attention to Exhibit A, multiple posts made by the defendant on the website 'Reddit'. "

There actually is an Alex Reddy in Sydney Australia. Maybe someone should call his mom.

 

[Francis E. Dec Esc.]

There actually is an Alex Reddy in Sydney Australia. Maybe someone should call his mom.

Or check his backyard for shallow graves.

Also, I checked in on newyorkbro992, he's lost two or three more jobs and is now working as a gym janitor:

Spoiler: TL;DR nothing is his fault because of his disabilities

Fuck my disabilities

Fuck my disabilities and ADHD

Fuck adhd

ADHD is making my life miserable

Fuck adhd

I need to get the shit off my back I am disabled who have ADHD and I walk in a fucking gym and my boss is telling my job coach that I’m not cleaning the bathroom good well I am cleaning the bathroom good and everybody’s all my coworkers are complaining to my boss saying I’m not cleaning the bathroom good motherfuckers I am cleaning the bathroom. They know it’s a gold gym in upstate New York these motherfuckers go behind my back a snitch on me saying I’m not cleaning good meanwhile I have got so many disease from this place I have got rashes from this bathroom cleaning become an janitor I have become very thick what time I found so many washes in my legs because of the cleaning bathroom they go with niche behind my back and I’m gonna have a big argument today with my coworkers because I’m really trying to make sure this bathroom is clean Telling me that I’m not cleaning good go fuck yourself all of you talking shit behind my back I go and clean your guises shit on the toilet in touch and go with us. Making sure everything is clean and then go and talk shit behind my back saying I’m not cleaning good and I know I’m cleaning it but they want to just fire me because they don’t like me are you guys having the same problem coworkers talking shit behind your back anyway and I’m disabled and my job coach and her friends did some testing for me and to see what kind of job I can do I just wanted to cry and they said that you cannot get any job because My test score Is level is 25 They said you cannot get any jobs because of your math problem because I did take the test and I fucking failed yes I do struggle a lot it’s not my fault I have a fucking disability and my job coach told me well you are lying I don’t believe you how to fuck you don’t even believe me what time there’s a hole in my glove and I touch a blood and I didn’t realize and I made sure everything was clean I went to the doctor right away and thank God the blood came back negative I thought I had I have Aids The goal of completing my back and telling me I’m not cleaning good well you can go fuck yourself because for now on I’m not going to clean good I’m gonna let them shit under pants and when I see blood on the floor I’m not going to clean up they want to start a war with me let them because I’m sick of tired I am sick of tired I’m Bustin my ass off for this price and I’m working 20 hours only two days a week fuck this place fuck all the fake coworkers

I have tried every job and I’m terrible at it and I know it’s because it’s my disability is getting in the way and my parents do not realize about this this half break my heart and I wanted to cry today I couldn’t even sleep I’m supposed to be at work at 8:30 and I’m just laying in bed because I was thinking about this I have been thinking about the Tesco lately and my job coach told me you have a very low score the test that I’m talking about the trying to help me to see what kind of jobs I can do and I did I filled in math I feel like I failed in reading and she said I’m not trying to be rude or I’ll be mean to you and she said that you cannot get a job that you want she said I’m sorry to say this but you struggle a lot and you did fail the test and she said that you have to try your best at your cleaning job and this is what I’m talking about I’m trying my best friend you have a learning disability problem you have coworkers talk shit behind your back and I thought these motherfuckers are my friends we do truck around but they go talk shit behind my back telling My boss that I’m not doing the job that I’m trying my best and I’m going to have a big argument today with my coworkers if I do get fired well maybe God wants me to find a different job because so many of good coworkers that I had became friends they all got fired because of this niche is going around at my job My disability is getting in the way and I understand that I need a lot of help but not give the excuse of my dip shit coworkers are talking shit behind my back saying that I’m not taking the trash on time not cleaning the bathroom. I think this is a discrimination against me because I’m trying to get me fired I want this pain to go away seriously I’m trying my best to put my ADHD when I’ll let me my ADHD is making my life fucking miserable at this place I’m trying my best meanwhile those motherfuckers back stabbersI’ll talking shit behind my back at my job saying that I’m not cleaning good they made a big deal because I didn’t clean the shit out of the toilet and I’m not going to because it was nasty as fuck it was like somebody took a shower and the toilet and they made a big deal go fuck yourself all of thisI’m sorry but I am so mad I need to get this shit off of my mind I thought these people were my friends but when I’m not there they go behind my back and saying terrible stuff about me I’m sorry that I’m keep on posting so much but to be honest ADHD as making my life miserable you know and my boss is always telling my job coach he’s not cleaning the bathroom good he is not cleaning very good coworkers are complaining about me how I’m not cleaning the bathroom good also really because my mom said you do a good job cleaning in the house So after I did some testing on the computer my job My job coach said I’m not trying to put you down but we got the test back and you did terrible on it you have a very low readings girl and everything they said was very low and she said I’m sorry to say this but you cannot walk at any job and the test I got was 25 and she said that I was the lowest one and she said I’m not trying to be rude or anything but no job will ever fit you because I did some testing with mass how to answer the questions so many questions they were asking me on this test because they want to know

What kind of job I need to get and I did try Walmart and Walmart was hard for me I did try UPS UPS was hard for me and she said you did terrible on the test and she said no job will ever fit you dispatch was putting me down and I was about to cry because it’s not my fault I understand I have a little reading skills in this motherfucker is keep on telling me that you have a low reading skills I understand I have a little reading skill I was born premature and I was placed in special education most of my life and this is why my life has been fucked up because I was place in Special education I’m very sorry about my English is not that good and I’m using a microphone speaker keyboard on my phone they said the test came back and you did a bad job on the test she said you cannot do cashier you cannot socialize with people you cannot do anything and I was about to cry because it’s not my fault I didn’t load anything in high school because all the ever teach me with basic shit how I’m I’m I going to do good at a job when I’m not good at anything I did try Walmart and it was a lot of bleeding and the machine was very hard to use and do with him while left Walmart is because cobalt goes with treat me like shit though I guessed that I’m going back to SSI because I can barely hold a job It’s not my fault that I have a learning disabilities it’s not my fault I was fucking boring different and now my employer is a tough talking behind my back and saying to my boss that I’m not a good cleaning I really don’t know what to do and the test scores came back and I failed the test score to help me find me a job and my job coach was like I’m sorry to say this but no job can fitchew except for cleaning jobs she said you can’t do math you can’t talk to customer service you can’t do anything it’s not my fucking fault I was born with a disability so sleepy I’m seriously about to go back to SSI in there for the government assistance program because I tried my best and my mom is telling me iam so lazyLately I’ve become depressed lately a lot I just want to cry and life is not fair sometimes this really breaks my heart to see that I have limited options not to walk the job I wanted to walk up I wanted to be a mechanic and nobody found a job programmed want to help you be a mechanic they said I need to go to college for that well how about you give me a job coach can teach me about cars they said no and I was like fuck it I’m not gonna walk at retail stores I fucked up I fucked up

So many time at Walmart at UPS and the employees treat me very bad I’m about to go live back in government assistance program and get food stamps and get money back from the government because I have really tried my best I’m very young 28 years old it’s not my fault that I was born with a disability the Test score At the job program date for me they told me I cannot get a new job because of my fucking disability I have a very low IQ and they said that you are the lowest that we have everything before and they keep on fucking putting me down and my social worker doesn’t do jack shit no one wants to help my mom is telling me that you won’t get screwed Walmart you’re just being lazy I’m not being lazy here

 

[Floop]

This is just HORRIBLE!

sauce:

Sharlene on Twitter

“Imagine your mother feeling like this about you at 8 years old...she needs therapy”

twitter.com

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

Can someone tell me the appeal of Reddit? I'm old so I don't get it. Why would use a site that bases your ability to post on "karma"?

 

[Floop]

Can someone tell me the appeal of Reddit? I'm old so I don't get it. Why would use a site that bases your ability to post on "karma"?

Funny images. It's a great site as long as you don't look at the comments.

 

[Tootsie Bear]

Can someone tell me the appeal of Reddit? I'm old so I don't get it. Why would use a site that bases your ability to post on "karma"?

Reddit reminds me of the idea of Stumble Upon meets internet forum and social networking. Say you're interested in music there are multiple groups you can join where you can comment or submit links.

 

[SheerHeartAttack]

Images really, even on subreddits that should be more text-based like r/worldbuilding, the number one ticket to upvotes are image posts. Tho given the type of people that mod subs it seems like that's what reddit is best at.

 

[Karl der Grosse]

Or check his backyard for shallow graves.

Also, I checked in on newyorkbro992, he's lost two or three more jobs and is now working as a gym janitor:

Spoiler: TL;DR nothing is his fault because of his disabilities

Fuck my disabilities

Fuck my disabilities and ADHD

Fuck adhd

ADHD is making my life miserable

Fuck adhd

I need to get the shit off my back I am disabled who have ADHD and I walk in a fucking gym and my boss is telling my job coach that I’m not cleaning the bathroom good well I am cleaning the bathroom good and everybody’s all my coworkers are complaining to my boss saying I’m not cleaning the bathroom good motherfuckers I am cleaning the bathroom. They know it’s a gold gym in upstate New York these motherfuckers go behind my back a snitch on me saying I’m not cleaning good meanwhile I have got so many disease from this place I have got rashes from this bathroom cleaning become an janitor I have become very thick what time I found so many washes in my legs because of the cleaning bathroom they go with niche behind my back and I’m gonna have a big argument today with my coworkers because I’m really trying to make sure this bathroom is clean Telling me that I’m not cleaning good go fuck yourself all of you talking shit behind my back I go and clean your guises shit on the toilet in touch and go with us. Making sure everything is clean and then go and talk shit behind my back saying I’m not cleaning good and I know I’m cleaning it but they want to just fire me because they don’t like me are you guys having the same problem coworkers talking shit behind your back anyway and I’m disabled and my job coach and her friends did some testing for me and to see what kind of job I can do I just wanted to cry and they said that you cannot get any job because My test score Is level is 25 They said you cannot get any jobs because of your math problem because I did take the test and I fucking failed yes I do struggle a lot it’s not my fault I have a fucking disability and my job coach told me well you are lying I don’t believe you how to fuck you don’t even believe me what time there’s a hole in my glove and I touch a blood and I didn’t realize and I made sure everything was clean I went to the doctor right away and thank God the blood came back negative I thought I had I have Aids The goal of completing my back and telling me I’m not cleaning good well you can go fuck yourself because for now on I’m not going to clean good I’m gonna let them shit under pants and when I see blood on the floor I’m not going to clean up they want to start a war with me let them because I’m sick of tired I am sick of tired I’m Bustin my ass off for this price and I’m working 20 hours only two days a week fuck this place fuck all the fake coworkers

I have tried every job and I’m terrible at it and I know it’s because it’s my disability is getting in the way and my parents do not realize about this this half break my heart and I wanted to cry today I couldn’t even sleep I’m supposed to be at work at 8:30 and I’m just laying in bed because I was thinking about this I have been thinking about the Tesco lately and my job coach told me you have a very low score the test that I’m talking about the trying to help me to see what kind of jobs I can do and I did I filled in math I feel like I failed in reading and she said I’m not trying to be rude or I’ll be mean to you and she said that you cannot get a job that you want she said I’m sorry to say this but you struggle a lot and you did fail the test and she said that you have to try your best at your cleaning job and this is what I’m talking about I’m trying my best friend you have a learning disability problem you have coworkers talk shit behind your back and I thought these motherfuckers are my friends we do truck around but they go talk shit behind my back telling My boss that I’m not doing the job that I’m trying my best and I’m going to have a big argument today with my coworkers if I do get fired well maybe God wants me to find a different job because so many of good coworkers that I had became friends they all got fired because of this niche is going around at my job My disability is getting in the way and I understand that I need a lot of help but not give the excuse of my dip shit coworkers are talking shit behind my back saying that I’m not taking the trash on time not cleaning the bathroom. I think this is a discrimination against me because I’m trying to get me fired I want this pain to go away seriously I’m trying my best to put my ADHD when I’ll let me my ADHD is making my life fucking miserable at this place I’m trying my best meanwhile those motherfuckers back stabbersI’ll talking shit behind my back at my job saying that I’m not cleaning good they made a big deal because I didn’t clean the shit out of the toilet and I’m not going to because it was nasty as fuck it was like somebody took a shower and the toilet and they made a big deal go fuck yourself all of thisI’m sorry but I am so mad I need to get this shit off of my mind I thought these people were my friends but when I’m not there they go behind my back and saying terrible stuff about me I’m sorry that I’m keep on posting so much but to be honest ADHD as making my life miserable you know and my boss is always telling my job coach he’s not cleaning the bathroom good he is not cleaning very good coworkers are complaining about me how I’m not cleaning the bathroom good also really because my mom said you do a good job cleaning in the house So after I did some testing on the computer my job My job coach said I’m not trying to put you down but we got the test back and you did terrible on it you have a very low readings girl and everything they said was very low and she said I’m sorry to say this but you cannot walk at any job and the test I got was 25 and she said that I was the lowest one and she said I’m not trying to be rude or anything but no job will ever fit you because I did some testing with mass how to answer the questions so many questions they were asking me on this test because they want to know

What kind of job I need to get and I did try Walmart and Walmart was hard for me I did try UPS UPS was hard for me and she said you did terrible on the test and she said no job will ever fit you dispatch was putting me down and I was about to cry because it’s not my fault I understand I have a little reading skills in this motherfucker is keep on telling me that you have a low reading skills I understand I have a little reading skill I was born premature and I was placed in special education most of my life and this is why my life has been fucked up because I was place in Special education I’m very sorry about my English is not that good and I’m using a microphone speaker keyboard on my phone they said the test came back and you did a bad job on the test she said you cannot do cashier you cannot socialize with people you cannot do anything and I was about to cry because it’s not my fault I didn’t load anything in high school because all the ever teach me with basic shit how I’m I’m I going to do good at a job when I’m not good at anything I did try Walmart and it was a lot of bleeding and the machine was very hard to use and do with him while left Walmart is because cobalt goes with treat me like shit though I guessed that I’m going back to SSI because I can barely hold a job It’s not my fault that I have a learning disabilities it’s not my fault I was fucking boring different and now my employer is a tough talking behind my back and saying to my boss that I’m not a good cleaning I really don’t know what to do and the test scores came back and I failed the test score to help me find me a job and my job coach was like I’m sorry to say this but no job can fitchew except for cleaning jobs she said you can’t do math you can’t talk to customer service you can’t do anything it’s not my fucking fault I was born with a disability so sleepy I’m seriously about to go back to SSI in there for the government assistance program because I tried my best and my mom is telling me iam so lazyLately I’ve become depressed lately a lot I just want to cry and life is not fair sometimes this really breaks my heart to see that I have limited options not to walk the job I wanted to walk up I wanted to be a mechanic and nobody found a job programmed want to help you be a mechanic they said I need to go to college for that well how about you give me a job coach can teach me about cars they said no and I was like fuck it I’m not gonna walk at retail stores I fucked up I fucked up

So many time at Walmart at UPS and the employees treat me very bad I’m about to go live back in government assistance program and get food stamps and get money back from the government because I have really tried my best I’m very young 28 years old it’s not my fault that I was born with a disability the Test score At the job program date for me they told me I cannot get a new job because of my fucking disability I have a very low IQ and they said that you are the lowest that we have everything before and they keep on fucking putting me down and my social worker doesn’t do jack shit no one wants to help my mom is telling me that you won’t get screwed Walmart you’re just being lazy I’m not being lazy here

I feel sorry for dudes like this. He's just smart enough to realize how stupid he is. Sure, lots of anger, lots of frustration. But I can't honestly say that if I was in the same situation I wouldn't be just as fucking angry as he is. Shit, I'd be pitching fucking fits left and right. It's not acceptable, but it is understandable.

As for that Alex Reddy dude, he's some sort of fat shitskin from India or Bangladesh or something. He may well be stupid enough to ask reddit questions about killing his mom with an account tied to his real name. I guess we'll find out if he's all talk or what soon enough.

 

[Man vs persistent rat]

Can someone tell me the appeal of Reddit? I'm old so I don't get it. Why would use a site that bases your ability to post on "karma"?

As a reader and poster it's different. As a poster it's bad as it encourages you to phrase or express things to appease the hivemind or it will be buried, and also to post first and think later. But as a reader it gives a successful generalised look at what is "happening", either in a global or niche sense. Eg. say you follow a sport, if you go to that sport's subreddit, a thread on the most important thing of that day will probably be voted to the top. If there's a big drama, a post explaining it with more after-the-fact detail will probably be near the top of its thread, maybe even being continually edited in real-time as more info comes out.

This is becoming less common because popularity ruins every online community, but there's still nothing that compares. Obviously it depends whether the content conflicts with site-wide policy, but most often it's the policy of each subreddit's moderation team that can skew them most badly and cause mass-censorship. Ideally Reddit should show what people are actually interested in, and include stuff a regular news site would never report on. In reality subreddit moderation teams can have even worse agendas and biases than normal news outlets, but it's on a case-by-case basis.

 

[NoReturn]

Can someone tell me the appeal of Reddit? I'm old so I don't get it. Why would use a site that bases your ability to post on "karma"?

Second the bit about niche interests. Let's say there's a hypothetical video game that is getting bad reviews, but you legitimately enjoy it. Reddit is where you can go to find other people who like it and won't automatically say you're a company shill or a plant.
Flipside of that is that the larger subreddits are indeed circle jerk hiveminds.

 

[Vampirella]

Can someone tell me the appeal of Reddit? I'm old so I don't get it. Why would use a site that bases your ability to post on "karma"?

I see it as a Facebook for younger people.

 

[Piga Dgrifm]

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sauce:

Sharlene on Twitter

“Imagine your mother feeling like this about you at 8 years old...she needs therapy”

twitter.com

Poor kid. I hope there are other family members in her life who love her. Maybe she's "just a sad fucking person" because her own mom doesn't like her.

 

[Floop]

Poor kid. I hope there are other family members in her life who love her. Maybe she's "just a sad fucking person" because her own mom doesn't like her.

Right? She’s fucking 8!

 

[Kaede Did Nothing Wrong]

r/pinkpillfeminism, essentially a sub for using 4chan meme templates to complain about 4chan memes

 

[Silence of the Troons]

Husband took pics/vids of me & his d**k while I was asleep

archived 17 Dec 2019 23:23:36 UTC

archive.md

 

[ToroidalBoat]

The only part of reddit I normally visit these days is r/spaceengine, so I'm pretty unaware of any insanity there.

 

[Man vs persistent rat]

My husband wanks to me instead of fucking whores, reeeeeeeeeeee.