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Reddit’s r/drama subreddit‘s usual suspects have recently come up with a splinter site https://rdrama.ga/

Hmm, could this be @Wildchild in the popularity contest leaderboard?
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idk who that is but some admin again messed with r/drama and deleted the flair pictures on r/drama because of nazis or something

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Still dont understand why these dumbfucks claim that Nationality is a "race" and its "racist" to point out cultural behaviors.

The race card is just used as an excuse to shut down discussion.
Only redditors would use the color of someone's skin to excuse their dumbfuckery and callous bullshit.
 
idk who that is but some admin again messed with r/drama and deleted the flair pictures on r/drama because of nazis or something

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r/drama continues to be the most cucked subreddit. Its mod team continues to grab its own ankles and not even make a scene over AEO's arbitrary shitmodding and reddit's retarded and unknowable magical rules. For a sub that claims to be a 4chan retirement home (read: faux edgy, run by mental disaster people), that's pretty sad.

Here's a short list of all the things drama cannot do:

-Ping, which used to be a core function of reddit. Essentially, you create a message that will send an alert to a reddit user. Drama denizens used to use it to attract retards into threads in order to mock them. Since people apparently can't ignore a PM, Reddit hired a bunch of social media indians to push a coding change to specifically strip pinging functionality from r/drama which incidentally broke the entire fucking website for a short while

-Mention subreddits by name. This is considered "brigading" and posts that do this are auto-deleted by a bot that drama mods coded, for free of course

-Users cannot post in other subreddits. This is considered "brigading", because other drama users may follow a poster's post history to access a thread where they can mine tard cum from redditers. You will catch a perma from drama if you mention your post history.

-Use no-no words. Again, auto-deleted by jannybot created for free

-Mention users by name. I believe this was caused by drama picking up on notorious powerjanny BardFinn's antics and relentlessly mocking the deranged tranny for his incoherent textwall posts about nazis. Since Bardy is a raging narcissist (and has a thread here!), he couldn't handle 100 or so spergs making fun of him so he bitched at AEO until they told the drama mod team to stop users from mentioning other redditors by name. Again, accomplished with a free coding job

-Message other mod teams. Apparently, reddit can ban an account for "harassment" if you message a mod team "in bad faith", this despite the fact that the first resort of the reddit janitor is to cry and shit their pants and mute modmail for 72 hours anyway

-Post drama from within reddit. Again, "brigading" which leads to the subreddit being nothing but ceaseless culture war outrage bait and political sperging. If you want that, you have to go to r/subredditdrama which is a sterile hugbox full of troons who think dating preferences are a hate crime

- Post on an alt. All accounts must be 3 months old to post on drama. This is a workaround for all of the tards who would gladly eat 5 bans to call someone a jogger. This is totally necessary and not excessive kowtowing to the reddit admins.

All of this is probably buried in the thread in bits in pieces (and a fair amount of you probably lived it in real time), but I really have to hand it to the drama mod team for reacting to these arbitrary demand by putting on kneepads and suppressing its gag reflex.
 
I’m honestly failing to see it from a left-wing perspective. What the fuck?
They're suggesting that anyone who critiques those people is using those words as a dog-whistle for Jews. AKA that they're a Nazi and as such should be disregarded. It's an odd take considering Leftists should hate neoliberals, globalists, etc.
 
They're suggesting that anyone who critiques those people is using those words as a dog-whistle for Jews. AKA that they're a Nazi and as such should be disregarded. It's an odd take considering Leftists should hate neoliberals, globalists, etc.
They do usually hate Israel. They often don't hate neoliberals/globalists as much as they should do because they fall for woke capital propaganda.

The exact position depends on the subreddit, with the more extreme left areas of the site being more consistent. GenZedong hates Israel about as much as the average /pol/ user along with neoliberals/globalists, while the slightly less extreme places like topmindsofreddit tend to launch into unprompted mass accusations of anti-semitism at a moment's notice.
 
It is parody from /r/cringetopia although the mod still sounds like a faggot in justifying this.
EDIT:
This has been a social experiment. By exposing you guys to clear and obvious satire, I had hoped to make you more efficient and accurate at judging whether a post is satire or not. Clearly, I misjudged the level of irony required for people to understand when something is or isn't a joke. This is further emphasized by people going through my post history, seeing a post about me trying to "leverage my missing limb into pity sex", and taking that at face value. A post in which I say, and i quote,

I didn't even get a wankoff sesh in the hospital (wondering if maybe it wasn't covered in my health insurance??)
I mean, how much more on-the-nose does it need to be? In this post, I literally said

having quite possibly the happiest moment of his life
which should have been a clear giveaway I was fucking around. If that wasn't evidence enough, how about the fact that the post has not been removed, and that OP has not been banned?

Everyone who replied to this sticky comment in earnest (Honestly everyone except /u/dmemed) is going to need to do some required reading.

https://www.masterclass.com/article...ture-plus-tips-on-how-to-use-irony-in-writing

https://www.masterclass.com/article...politics-plus-tips-on-using-satire-in-writing

https://quizlet.com/67657211/elements-of-satire-flash-cards/

Please educate yourselves, I am legitimately concerned at this point.

His explanation. Average redditor.
 
Article: Nigerian doctor debunks gay marriage with magnets

Redditor: “He’s using magnets to disprove gay marriage, who does that?” XD

Another redditor: “He’s using magnets to disprove gay marriage, who does that?! They’re fucking MAGNETS you dumb motherfucker EDIT: Sorry I got a little heated in this post

Another redditor: (insert 7 paragraph essay on why magnets and humans are two separate things)

 
Article: Nigerian doctor debunks gay marriage with magnets

Redditor: “He’s using magnets to disprove gay marriage, who does that?” XD

Another redditor: “He’s using magnets to disprove gay marriage, who does that?! They’re fucking MAGNETS you dumb motherfucker EDIT: Sorry I got a little heated in this post

Another redditor: (insert 7 paragraph essay on why magnets and humans are two separate things)

When I saw it was 7 years old, I knew one or two non-PC comments would still be somewhere in that thread, because it was made before Reddit became ultra-PC as they are today. And I was right, lol:

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Some of these accounts aren't even banned afaik. Crazy to think there was a time when you could actually write these things without getting banned for 10 years, or without AHS trying to dox you. Although weirdly enough, almost every single one of those accounts stopped posting 7 or 6 years ago. No ban, they just stopped posting. Almost all of them.
 
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