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Change one or more of the following into Reddit comments or threads.

1. I went outside and met Jenny.

2. These people love to play Old Maid.

3. Bill went to the aquarium.

4. He just got a pay raise.

5. My computer got busted and it won't work anymore.

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Thread title: He just got a pay raise.
Post: He is a white colonizer and the white bosses gave him a raise. How do I report this outrage to HR and BLM?
 
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I Went Outside and Met Jenny

We've been dating for almost four years, and I decided maybe today we could walk to the local ice cream shop for a nice day date in the fresh air. She told me about a month ago that her name is Jeremy now, but I keep forgetting. I mean, she still has long flowing hair and wears minidresses. She immediately yelled at me for calling her the wrong name, and for being out of the house without a mask. Then she told me that I don't respect her. I told her if she was going to fly off the handle like that, our relationship is over. AITI?
 
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My computer got busted and it won't work anymore.

While I cannot really point the finger of blame, I am highly suspicious of terfs in my internets, pwning my bases. Does anyone know how to recover 93gb of trans acceptance waifu art? It is exceptionally important for my self help Discord server. Thank you to all fellow transredditors and fuck terfs.
 
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He She just got a pay raise.

Just masked up and went to go see my friend Danny downtown. She's MTF (her operation is going to be in three months and I'm so happy for her and can't wait!) and a really cool girl who works at the Pampered Douche bar on 37th street and just got a pay raise today so she was treating me to lunch at Golden Fields Vegan Cafe. I had the fava beans with asparagas artichokes and peas. So anyway everyone working at the bar was making $2.10 an hour plus tips and now they make $2.15 an hour plus tips (remember please tip your server because they literally cannot survive without your tips I don't care how bad the service was.) Anyway I started telling her that I appreciated the lunch but her job is bullshit because she should be making at least $15 an hour like she can at so many other places now and should quit. She told me her bar is a small business and cannot afford to pay its employees that sort of amount like major corporations do. I told her it's the bar's problem that it's a small business and if it can't afford to pay its employees properly it can just go out of business and let someone else in that lot like Starbucks who CAN pay their employees a decent wage. Then she started going on about how the owner gives to trans charities which is nice but then I zoned out because if she doesn't care enough to listen to my advice I don't see why I should care about her situation. I just started staring at all the Karens and Trumptards walking out on the street who WERE NOT WEARING MASKS!!! It just really pissed me off seeing all those science denying Trump supporters out there and they really are going to kill us all because they're racist and can't think about anything other than themselves. Ok, there was black guy without a mask out there also but I'm pretty sure he just lost his and was on his way to go get another one and that's ok because sometimes those things can't be helped, but everyone else smh. Anyway I did also manage to catch that my friend believes one day soon her boss will probably make her co-owner of the bar and she seemed really excited about that. How can I convince her that it's not in her best interest and that she should quit and go work at the Starbucks a couple blocks over?
 
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My friend Bill went to the aquarium. He's now on a ventilator.

He was my best friend. He got his vaccine, he wore a mask to the aquarium. But other people didn't. Now he's unconscious and all his energy is gone. I pray he recovers. I wish nothing but the worst upon the vaccine hesitant. They did this to Bill. I will never forgive them. I hope they all die. Everyone, please, please please take the vaccine and wear masks. Stay safe, everyone.
 
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1. I went outside and met Jenny.
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Broke COVID protocols to meet up with a friend and I feel so shitty

2. These people love to play Old Maid.
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Help! My family loves to play an ageist, sexist card game during gatherings.

3. Bill went to the aquarium.
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AITA for not allowing my brother to take my kid with his to see captive sea life for their amusement?

4. He just got a pay raise.
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after slaving for the company for 4 long months, my friend now makes 26% of the ceo's salary instead of 24%

5. My computer got busted and it won't work anymore.
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urgent need for mutual aid
 
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My best friend (22F) met this guy Bill (27M) online and he took her to the aquarium for their first date. I told her to dump him because that’s a cheap move: a real man would have taken her to a fancy restaurant. She told me to shut up and I told her that she deserves to be poor because she’s fat. AITA?
 
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