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[HiramTheGrift]

It's that time again, frens. Registrations are closed. And they remain closed. Esteemed members of the 501(c)(3) tax exempt Holy Farms LLC. have heard the cries of the masses. They want in, and we are willing to let it happen for only a nominal donation to this institution. In this economy, many would consider this a bargain!

My referral code is yours for the low-low price of:

• Money
• Monero
• A 1,500 word essay on why DarkSydePhil is the greatest streamer in history
• Sockness' shaman stick (cleaned before sending)
• A Blue Twitter Checkmark
• KiwiSilver
• Jim Sterling's missing 100k subscribers
• or feet pics

You may contact me here

The holy brothers and sister of The Farms™ may post their best offers as well

 

[Breadbassket]

for the essay will it count if i just type "DarkSydePhil is the greatest streamer in history because he has a college degree" enough times to reach 1,500 words?

 

[HiramTheGrift]

for the essay will it count if i just type "DarkSydePhil is the greatest streamer in history because he has a college degree" enough times to reach 1,500 words?

no

 

[Suburban Bastard]

I support your venture Hiram, perhaps I can call up my agent and get us to display a clever ad involving a QR code and this thread

 

[R00T]

i got a little tipsy and fell asleep halfway thru writing, but i tried.

i'm gonna get sleep now.

Edit: did it on a friends laptop and now he’s pissed lol.

 

[seri0us]

i got a little tipsy and fell asleep halfway thru writing, but i tried.
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i'm gonna get sleep now.

Oh

 

[R00T]

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Oh

Lmao it was on his computer lol dont tell him!!

 

[SomeDingus]

Selling Referral for any of these:

• Dick Pictures (Soft & Hard for comparison)
• $50,000 Dollars USD
• 20 Grams of Cocaine
• 15 Grams of Heroin
• 20 Grams of LSD
• 200 Grams of Psilocybin

You may contact me here
I am not to be held accountable for anything ever.

 

[easy]

I'll trade mine in exchange for true love

 

[Ronnie McNutt]

email me the name of the 25th president of the united states to my email and i'll give you free referral no questions asked