Rehoming Null

[seri0us]

Ah I remember that 4chan thread.

Which one?

 

[Battlecruiser3000ad]

The true reason why Null wants to go back to the states is that slavic women are way too skinny for him.

There is a good compromise in moving to Montana, where a lot of defecting Soviet personnel ended up moving into. The second generation should by now have enough freedom to be morbidly obese.

 

[LordOdin]

Move Josh to Ohio convert him to mormonism let him have multiple wives so his odds of a family increase. Hell he can move in with Greer they can go looking for women together.

 

[Shitty User Stole a Good Name]

I'll let him live in a cage under my bed rent-free and spend all day coding KF as long as I can feed him female hormones and fuck his asshole whenever I want.

You crazy bastard, I'm in!

 

[McMitch]

I was told he was going to be sent to live on a farm, where there’s lots of room to run around and other animals for him to play with.

 

[The Fraggle Queen]

I was told he was going to be sent to live on a farm, where there’s lots of room to run around and other animals for him to play with.

They told one of my childhood friends that about her Rottweiler and the fuckers had it put down, so…

Anyway, I for one vote for Null to live in my attic a la Anne Frank and for him to occasionally be delivered meals by Mr Fraggle-I ain’t going up there because we keep all our seasonal stuff up there and the last time I did I nearly got ass raped by the ghost of christmas past.

 

[Null]

Stay away from my state

so you think 100% humidity is your ally

 

[ComedyEnjoyer]

Niggers

 

[RA-5C Vigilante]

He can stay at my house but someone else has to pay for the kennel and pee pads

 

[GeorgeHWBush]

Come to Arkansas and learn to hate summer.

 

[Ronnie McNutt]

not an expert in rehoming but i am an expert at rehomoing

 

[I (Don't) Have A Gun]

He can stay at my house but someone else has to pay for the kennel and pee pads

Install some hidden cameras, get a stream going and I'm sure it will pay for itself.

 

[Haffhart]

Bro those are meth houses.

Where else do you think Josh lives?

 

[Lame Entropy]

3 bedrooms and 2 bathrooms for only $45k, what a steal. The yard just needs a little work.

 

[Account]

so you think 100% humidity is your ally

It builds character

 

[Xenomorph]

Which one?
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Spoiler: Cage

 

[Farmer John]

For 20k we could put him in a camper that's been converted into a cuck shed...

All jokes aside, it actually looks pretty alright.

 

[Dr. Geronimo]

I know of a homeless shelter that won't tell anyone that you're there unless it's the police. Maybe you can even find Byuu there?

 

[Samir]

Perhaps a large compound in rural Mexico? Just a suggestion.

 

[Horton Hears A Whore]

The first human on Mars should be Null.