Lovequest Relationship is now "It's complicated" - But Jessica's status says single

[Yaks]

Welp someone is trying to be the next Clyde Cash. the first post on this account was 2 hours ago
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That kid should be in class, not making fake FB profiles.

 

[Florence]

Welp someone is trying to be the next Clyde Cash. the first post on this account was 2 hours ago
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oh hai @Internet War Criminal

 

[GV 998]

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Hahahah holy shit I feel like dancing right now. Schadenfreude is truly the best of the freudes.

-Image of Chris, AEUG sympathizer

 

[Nekromantik]

Yeah I noticed that too.. Something's off here..

That doesn't seem too out of character for Chris. He has to make sure she sees how much HE'S sad because she hurt HIM. It's all out his feelings.

 

[The American Hedgehog]

HECK! Did anyone archive the video he just deleted the video I can't find it anymore!

Was it the same as this or a different one?

 

[JSGOTI]

So, if you are wondering, how this crying compares to the crying over Bob's death, in regards to which was more pathetic, I'm going to lean toward this one. But only a few of us will ever know or be able to compare.

Also, how long until she is #OneOfUs

 

[MW 002]

oh hai @Internet War Criminal

Internet at Criminal saga when?

 

[Hen in a tie]

Was it the same as this or a different one?

Same one, It was that one where he says "Jessica I'm so sorry, I don't want to lose you"
Update: he posted the same video again.

 

[Nekromantik]

she looks like the type of girl who would do crazy things in bed, and you wouldn't feel bad about abusing.

And then boil your rabbit when you didn't get married.

 

[cruderudedude]

Video:

Transcription: "Jessicaaaaa, uh ah hime so sorrreeeyyy, *sob* I don' want lose you"

 

[ThousandPointsOfLight]

I'm assuming he was using alt accounts to try and talk to Doopie and other chicks who have blocked him on his main.

This feels pretty right. The fact that this happens hours after we find out CWC has been cyber-stalking multiple chicks on the Twitters can't be coincidence

 

[Cowpies]

Ok i watched the video. Don't feel one bit sorry for him. He's only sorry he got caught, if he hadn't he would have kept right on with it without a bit of conscience.

I wonder how Jessica found out. Is she reading the forum? (adding to the people who want her to make an account and come dish).

 

[jawsome]

Spoiler: And...

He is going to extra hate the people of the internet now. How long do we have to wait for a dang info dump?

 

[Quijibo69]

Chris' crying video feels so fake. Something is off...

 

[LocalFireDept]

Darn you Clyde Cat!

Corrected.

 

[Chrisology1337]

This ends the Jessica pseudosaga.

 

[Zarkov]

Video:

So she provided us with six seconds of content. That's a lot more than I ever expected.

 

[cruderudedude]

Chris' crying video feels so fake. Something is off...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k4s-jI7I-_g

Nah he's just that robotic with his emotions, most of all when he's sad. Probably has something to do with the various medications he's taking.

 

[dacwcman69]

Someone get Chris the XL turbie, it's gonna be a long 5 minutes of crying until he inevitably gets over it

 

[Hen in a tie]

So she provided us with six seconds of content. That's a lot more than I ever expected.

Just six seconds? Doopie was able to provide more and she didn't even need to date him.