Lovequest Relationship is now "It's complicated" - But Jessica's status says single

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Chanchu said:
so Jessica was just stupid?
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Not a troll but an attention whore none the less. This "break-up" could just be a path to narcissistic conditioning to get Chris under complete and utter control. Or, it could just be Hirte's sexual fetish come to life.
If we get video of Chris masturbating in a Sonichu furry costume, it's probably Hirtes.
 
Jessica scares me I knew she'd get back with him this will likely be a pattern to manipulate Chris. She's trying to mold him into something not sure if she'll try bringing back the classic but she's a dominatrix of sorts. I'm scared of what he can be molded into.
 
I have a theory that Jessica is a catfish. She might be some unfortunate looking woman who actually has True & Honest feelings for Chris but uses someone else's pics, maybe a friend's or a relative's. That angry selfie was so bizarre.
 
I would be really happy if she is completely legit. It's something we've never gotten to see before. What would happen if Chris was in a real relationship? I mean we all know he'd be terrible and that it would be a disaster, but we've never seen Chris have to deal with the every day minutiae of sustaining a relationship. For a rose-tinted moron like Chris, having his ultimate illusion get shattered is interesting to watch.

Stop being naive and enjoy this. Amongwhich.
 
Queen of the hoard said:
Jessica scares me I knew she'd get back with him this will likely be a pattern to manipulate Chris. She's trying to mold him into something not sure if she'll try bringing back the classic but she's a dominatrix of sorts. I'm scared of what he can be molded into.
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Nah she just reminds me of those trailer trash girls who have had a life of hard knocks, so they come off as hard and bitchy. You see them have little spats and break ups like this on facebook too (or in person and it involves throwing things, which is more fun to watch.)
 
In hindsight maybe I was jumping the gun when I predicted this would end with a pregnant Jessica dragging Chris through an ugly divorce.

Instead Jessay is gonna mine Chris’s tugboat harder than a Kiwi Farms browser tab.
 
Yaks said:
Nah she just reminds me of those trailer trash girls who have had a life of hard knocks, so they come off as hard and bitchy. You see them have little spats and break ups like this on facebook too (or in person and it involves throwing things, which is more fun to watch.)
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She probably didn't expect the levels of BAWWing poor little Chris did to her.
 
She's probably one of those woman who ends up marrying a imprisoned mass murder because they can see "the real beautiful person inside". But I doubt Chris has the sociopath charisma required to keep making her feel "needed."
 
Yaks said:
Nah she just reminds me of those trailer trash girls who have had a life of hard knocks, so they come off as hard and bitchy. You see them have little spats and break ups like this on facebook too (or in person and it involves throwing things, which is more fun to watch.)
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Yeah, I feel like a lot of people on this thread claiming Jessica can't be real have never been around trailer trash or other specific types of desperate and/or unwell girls. Sometimes women who are okay looking zero in on really pathetic guys for whatever reason. The tantrum we just saw her throw could definitely be a troll testing for how much control they have over Chris.. or it could just be a crazy girl just starting to flex. Godspeed, Jessica. Get those tugboat $$$$$$.
 
Eh, they'll be back together in 48 hours. Methinks Jessie just wants to watch her girl beg.
 
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Null said:
Jealous ass, bitch ass nigga. They've been at it for years and have done absolutely nothing to indicate that they're anything but genuinely interested in helping Chris.

When Chris cut his taint, I hunted her down on Facebook and with my real Facebook account I went off at them for encouraging Chris to do that. They completely denied it, said Chris couldn't be convinced not to do it, and that they were desperately trying to get him to visit E.R.. Since then, she would message me every couple of months if she was concerned about Chris. Literally nothing about my interactions with this person have indicated they are anything other than who they are. I don't have a Facebook account anymore and I've not kept in touch for the last 6 months or so, but thems the breaks.
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This is all very much in line with my experience with her except this relationship thing.

The long con theory is stupid. That's obviously not what's going on.

I originally thought she was working with Chris to fake date him to throw off accusations that he's a pervert. But Chris is taking this relationship seriously, so that theory's out.

Perhaps she's trying to manipulate him to some end goal to improve himself? That's hard for me to believe because I think another e-girlfriend saga would be kind of harsh just because Chris is following doopie on twitter. Idk, maybe it's just me, but I don't give a shit if Chris follows doopie on twitter. That seems like a weird thing to e-girlfriend him over if you're trying to help him.

I don't dislike JQ for this. I just have no clue what the hell is going on, because of her existing track record.
 
Null said:
The people calling Jessica a "saga" or a "ween" are fucking idiots. You people still don't know what that word means and you continuously misuse it because your personal dictionary is three pages long.
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I feel like the people using that word are doing it because they're foaming at the mouth at the prospect of being alive and "with it" during a chris-chan saga and can't contain their double quarter pounder aspergers which leaks into the form of that term.

I could be wrong, but that's what it seems like to me. I was pretty young and out of the loop in past shenanigans so I definitely feel a little excited that I'm able to enjoy this in real time but it's definitely not a fucking saga.
 
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