Lovequest Relationship is now "It's complicated" - But Jessica's status says single

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I honestly thought she would wring it out a little longer and break off just before the "date" on the 6th. She's totally phony. We'll see an info dump soon. Or perhaps she's being mean to him to get him to do a JULAY for her. Either way, Bleh. Lousy troll.

TrippinKahlua said:
Jessica wasn't a troll, and she was a real person (look at that, TWO new photographs of her in one hour, seems legit, huh
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Does she change her shirt every half hour?

asperhes said:
What I don't understand is why Chris believed he was in a relationship at all since they had never met in person.
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Turn that around too. What gives Jesicaaaa the right to demand faithfulness when she's never even met Chris?

Edit: I just read null's comment about Jessica, and that just makes me think that she is a manipulative person out to "correct" Chris. Chris doesn't need correcting. He needs someone to give him a realistic lifestyle. Downs Syndrome people are able to go to a simple job, have mongoloid girlfriends and deal with their particular issues with the help of support groups. Someone who comes in and pretends to hand them a "normal" life isn't doing them a favor. Especially when they aren't willing to deal with the things you have to expect from Chris based on past experience. Demanding Chris be normal is unfair to Chris. Be true and honest.
 
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You sure are noble, Chris.
 
So Chris feels like he is being forced to accept defeat? Seriously? Doopie doesn't want anything to do with him and blocked him and one of his creepy alts. Nowacking blocked him as well. He really has no respect for anyone does he? No ones feelings figured into this but Chris', not Doopie's, not even Jessica's. He's so full of fucking empathy. Chris will be right back at this shit, he'll just try to be sneakier about it. Only an absolute door mat would still be talking to Chris at this point. Or a troll.
 
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You sure are noble, Chris.
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And this is how you know it won't last.

Girlfriend asked Chris to stop following and paying money to other women. She asked him to stop obsessing and constantly retweeting them things that seem like flirtation and advances.
Chris's response is: I don't want to. FINE! I admit defeat and I will stop, but it's against my will!!

Chris will just continue to lie (to "protect" his gf) and he will continue to patron these women, buy porn drawings, and re-tweet them from alt/sock accounts.
 
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This shit; why would Jess stay with him after saying shit like this?
"I know I bitched and cried when she broke up with me over this but I guess I'll begrudgingly follow what Jessica tells me because she controls free will, UGH"
I'm still very skeptical of Jessica all things considered, I'd like to believe nobody is that stupid but then I remember who I've been watching tard up and down the streets of Virginia for the better half of 7 years.
 
I can't think of any other sweethearts in Chris' past who were this uncomfortably controlling. I really don't like it; I feel like the next step is forbidding him from activities that include women or talking to female friends.
 
She could be "teaching" him how to be in a relationship with "tough love" or some shit. It seems rather juvenile to obsess about doopie in particular, ESPECIALLY publicly, but maybe she is trying to start Chris off with a middle school relationship or something.

Or she's just an insecure white knight. Either way, the fact that they are back together is wonderful. There is hope for true warriors of love in this world after all.
 
What a shock. Chris is a self-absorbed asshole who can't let a potential heartsweet go, no matter how much his current supposed girlfriend, or the one he's stalking says.
 
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And this is how you know it won't last.

Girlfriend asked Chris to stop following and paying money to other women. She asked him to stop obsessing and constantly retweeting them things that seem like flirtation and advances.
Chris's response is: I don't want to. FINE! I admit defeat and I will stop, but it's against my will!!

Chris will just continue to lie (to "protect" his gf) and he will continue to patron these women, buy porn drawings, and re-tweet them from alt/sock accounts.
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Reminds me of his attitude when ABL and Evan "forced" him to kill Simonla and apologize in the comic, lol.

ThousandPointsOfLight said:
She could be "teaching" him how to be in a relationship with "tough love" or some shit.
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Honestly, this was my first instinct. I really can't figure it out and I can't speculate but I definitely don't think she's some super clever big bad troll like some other people seem to suspect.
 
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The people calling Jessica a "saga" or a "ween" are fucking idiots. You people still don't know what that word means and you continuously misuse it because your personal dictionary is three pages long.

What happened is an event. A person, who has been interested in Chris as an oddity for whatever reason, opted to try and give him a chance at a relationship. He fucked it up. That's not a saga. I can't even fathom why people are angry or disappointed. What happened was a pecularity, a spectacle, and the only appropriate response is to just watch it.

If you compare it to Liquid Chris, it's not nearly as interesting, you're right. But you know why? Because every step of the way during Liquid Chris, he had people goading him into doing stuff, into making videos, into saying certain things, into pressing certain points. It wasn't natural Chris. Natural Chris is what Chris has been doing for the last year. Natural Chris is fucking super boring and awkward and ho-hums about odd cartoons and 1950s family television programs. The fact that Natural Chris managed to get a date scheduled with a woman who actually looks like a woman is fucking fascinating, and the little intricacies about it are fascinating, and the reaction from both sides is also pretty fascinating.

I don't know for sure of Jessica Quinn is a troll, I am pretty sure she's not because no one knows who she is and she has no people encouraging her. If she tries to Thetan him, or neg him into doing things, it will fail. Both Thetan and Kacey attempted to moderate or egg Chris on by negging him, and the eventuality of that is Chris just giving up and ignoring them. I can't even blame him for it. I wouldn't want to date Kacey either. The first time that bitch wakes me up and asks to be driven to McDonalds for a McFlurry I'm kicking her out.


So no, this SAGA (saga in more sarcasm quotes that I can actually type because saga is quickly becoming the next autistic word I'm going to have to filter to attempt to persuade idiots not to fucking butcher it) is boring in comparison to the ones scripted by a group of weirdos. That's because it's not a saga and it's just some shit that happened, like the Gamestop mace spraying. It's a weird little bump in history that probably won't amount to much and you fucking cunts should be able to enjoy that by now.

If not, why do you even come here? If some organized troll tried to pull off the next Liquid Chris, you'd boo and hiss and pout about it, so obviously you want generic little life updates like this to laugh at... but then when the updates happen, when life encounters go on and Chris meets people, you immediately shriek they're a troll and a ween like a dumbass and boo and hiss and pout anyways. Like, just fucking stop reading this board if literally everything you see here is going to cause a tantrum and make you mad.

Is the only Chris content you want to see him sitting in his room staring at his camera, or livestreaming Little Big Planet while Barb looks on from the Hallway with a gormless dead expression like some sort of horror movie monster the main character isn't aware of? If so, I think you're just jealous. You're just jealous this lady wanted to fuck Chris instead of you and that makes you a bitch nigga. The end.
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I like to peruse many lolcow pages, but Chris is the heart of this site, we read crazy tranny shit all the time to try and fill the time between chris filler.

I love all the content we've been getting from chris, i was so sick of fucking ponies and sonichu and begging. I hope jessica and chris get married and vlog it, i hope she becomes his new barb and we get to witness the relationship self destruct.. Any thing for chris content that doesn't involve cartoons, we went years between solid chris content. You dont get chris trying to belly dance everyday, but hey, its not my little pony and cutie marks.
 
MediExcalibur2012 said:
This was his last chance for love and he fucked it up.
Well done Chris; you proved us wrong that a transgender lesbian as yourself could still find someone but you didn't surprise us when you fucked it up.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=gxUj6a9DyH0And you're now back to square 1. Give on your lovequest. You've proven you don't have the slightest idea on how a healthy relationship works and your not willing to improve yourself to get one.

Don't quit spending your money on hookers.
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Huh, guess she did put the 'ho on a leash.
 
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