Lovequest Relationship is now "It's complicated" - But Jessica's status says single

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I can't think of any other sweethearts in Chris' past who were this uncomfortably controlling. I really don't like it; I feel like the next step is forbidding him from activities that include women or talking to female friends.
I mean there was Kacey who was very demanding and naggy, but I think the whole message there was to point out that even if Chris was capable of attracting a girlfriend, that he still wouldn't be capable of fulfilling all the responsibilities of a serious relationship. However, that was back when Chris just knew he wanted a girlfriend, but was clueless. Now chris is more desperate, because he needs a Barb replacement and remember Jessica "has a great job".
 
I have a theory that Jessica is a catfish. She might be some unfortunate looking woman who actually has True & Honest feelings for Chris but uses someone else's pics, maybe a friend's or a relative's. That angry selfie was so bizarre.

Yeah, but she's got access to a steady stream of photos that seem awfully specific for what she needs to convey in any given situation: there's just no way an attention-whore would post some of the pictures Jessica's used in reaction to the thing's Chris has done, they're not attractive photos at all :lol:

We'll just have to see how long before she appears on camera or what happens on October 6th, if the date happens you better believe there'll be cameras involved.
 
I can't fault jessay for dumping Chris. Stalking Doopie's boyfriend is just bad. Has he ever been obsessed over a girl for so long to the point it runs into multiple sagas?
 
Yeah, but she's got access to a steady stream of photos that seem awfully specific for what she needs to convey in any given situation: there's just no way an attention-whore would post some of the pictures Jessica's used in reaction to the thing's Chris has done, they're not attractive photos at all :lol:

We'll just have to see how long before she appears on camera or what happens on October 6th, if the date happens you better believe there'll be cameras involved.
I'm not holding out for a date happening
If I'm wrong I'll be the first to admit it. I do think there's more than just trolling going on though based on some other perspectives that I trust here. If the date happens that's fucking gold though. Good job.

What I expect is stringing along and more funny Facebook comments. It's not like classic Chris exactly. It's a more stable version of ADF but with the occasional video.
 
God damn the feels in this thread is palpable. Lots of people sperged out hard at the thought this was the end. Kinda funny to me honestly. I thought the point of the Chris Chandler Show was to just sit back and enjoy what we get instead of whine about how every season has gotten worse?

Anyway, when I saw 19 pages, I knew they probably got right back together the moment it was over. All of this over Doopie. I'm sure Chris will continue his creeping on her, especially since he says he feels like he's being FORCED to admit defeat. He's never in the wrong, ever, and what he's doing is totally normal and acceptable behavior in response to being blocked. If Jessica is trying to mold him like some people are claiming, after years of watching him on facebook, she should know that ain't gonna work. I'm just gonna chill and enjoy whatever happens.
 
Yeah, but she's got access to a steady stream of photos that seem awfully specific for what she needs to convey in any given situation
They look like random selfies to me.
We'll just have to see how long before she appears on camera or what happens on October 6th, if the date happens you better believe there'll be cameras involved.
Nothing will happen.

Like, one time a troll told Chris they were at a walmart in Charlottesville. They got Chris to drive over their immediately. When Chris arrived there, they told Chris they were at the best buy. Then Chris drove to the best buy.

They repeated this with a few stores.

This all happened at like 11 PM.

Chris never met this girl IRL and was still willing to entertain the idea that she was real.
 
Seems like she's "testing the waters" to see how easily she can manipulate Chris at the moment. Why will no doubt be revealed in time.
 
Yeah, but she's got access to a steady stream of photos that seem awfully specific for what she needs to convey in any given situation: there's just no way an attention-whore would post some of the pictures Jessica's used in reaction to the thing's Chris has done, they're not attractive photos at all :lol:

We'll just have to see how long before she appears on camera or what happens on October 6th, if the date happens you better believe there'll be cameras involved.

Is it even confirmed that the date is still on?
 
Like, one time a troll told Chris they were at a walmart in Charlottesville. They got Chris to drive over their immediately. When Chris arrived there, they told Chris they were at the best buy. Then Chris drove to the best buy.

They repeated this with a few stores.
So how did it eventually end? :lol: Did Chris finally give up or did Barb summon him back home?
 
Just the fact that the breakup and the reconciliation took place over the course of a couple of hours tells me this isn't for real and is, in fact, all for show. The question, I suppose, is who the show is for -- Chris, us, or someone else?

I'm still not 100% convinced that Quinn isn't a troll but there is a possibility that she is is doing some really weird white-knighting. Since she's known Chris for a couple of years (and since she's likely visited the Farms), I'm sure she knew of Chris's modus operandi, so none of his behavior should have come as a surprise to her.

I'm starting to think Quinn may be using the breakup/threat of breakup as a way to correct Chris's behavior and to condition him to act in a certain way.

I can't wait to see what happens on October 6...
 
This shit; why would Jess stay with him after saying shit like this?
"I know I bitched and cried when she broke up with me over this but I guess I'll begrudgingly follow what Jessica tells me because she controls free will, UGH"
I'm still very skeptical of Jessica all things considered, I'd like to believe nobody is that stupid but then I remember who I've been watching tard up and down the streets of Virginia for the better half of 7 years.
I kinda feel like Chris is bawling and crying because he cant have it both ways and hes just acting like a big baby

Just the fact that the breakup and the reconciliation took place over the course of a couple of hours tells me this isn't for real and is, in fact, all for show.
sounds like a typical high school relationship to me
 
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sounds like a typical high school relationship to me
My thoughts exactly. And even though high-schoolish behavior is well within Chris's wheelhouse, Quinn should have long outgrown it. Plus, I'm always suspicious when Quinn (who previously claimed she wanted her relationship with Chris to be away from the public eye) makes these very public proclamations instead of having an offline discussion with Chris.

So, either Quinn is juvenile (and nuts) herself or ... she has some other purpose.
 
Try imagining ever feeling jealous in regards to Chris. Yeah.

In any case, this whole ordeal has really spotlighted how much of a selfish, immature, creepy tainthole Chris is.
 
Try imagining ever feeling jealous in regards to Chris. Yeah.

In any case, this whole ordeal has really spotlighted how much of a selfish, immature, creepy tainthole Chris is.

"Quinn" is no better. Under any interpretation this is attention whoring to the max.
 
Try imagining ever feeling jealous in regards to Chris. Yeah.

In any case, this whole ordeal has really spotlighted how much of a selfish, immature, creepy tainthole Chris is.
The Weston Chandler is in ruin. Sorbet's walking into walls. Barb lays in the corner, beady, dead eyes staring at the stacks of toys inhabiting the house. They haven't had a proper meal in years, McDonald's is all she sees (her husband turns in his grave at this decision). Her son, daughter, what the fuck ever could get a job, could get an education, but instead he rolls in bed, crying and whale-moaning into his camera. "Jessayyyy!" Barb supposes she ought to get the rat poison out.
 
If Jessica is trying to train Chris not to creep on women, she's got a long, arduous and ultimately pointless job on her hands. More power to your elbow, lady.

Hey, at least someone's trying to keep him in line?
 
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