Lovequest Relationship is now "It's complicated" - But Jessica's status says single
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She wasn't a worthy carrier for Crystal by any means. But times are tough for C.W.C. He's got to take what he can get or Godbear's prophecy will not be fulfilled.
Depends on what you mean.
Has he liked a girl over the course of multiple Sagas? Megan, Blanca, and Kacey all fit that bill.
Though I think Megan is the only girl he ever mentioned years after the event (even if she was simply the queen of trolls by that point) and he also included her in "CWC Boyfriend."
Though the problems are much deeper, if I were a Psychiatrist, that would be one person I would focus some time on and how they affected Chris' adult life.
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That's what happens when you mistake Chris for a human being.
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I think we all know for Crystal to be the TRUE and HONEST heir to the CWC throne she will need to be birthed from Chris’s own womb.
EDIT: Spelling correction.
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You spelled heir wrong, also nah he needs to have another woman do it, thats his entire goal in life. Or maybe Reginald will be born and treated as Chris himself was as a child.
In any event I doubt it's happening anyway.
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Why isn't Anna trying to hog Chris by herself like she did when someone else approached him before?
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Too busy doing the washing up.
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chris checking the camera is on before he cries -
If Things don't work out with Jess, I have a lady I think Chris would like. A local well loved political activist, she's also a male -born tomgirl and wears her hair in a bleached bob just like Chris did in the tomgirl days.
If Things don't work out with Jess, I have a lady I think Chris would like. A local well loved political activist, she's also a male -born tomgirl and wears her hair in a bleached bob just like Chris did in the tomgirl days.
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Whatever she's doing, she wants it to be public. She normally doesn't allow public comments even on her profile/cover photo updates but she's allowed them on updates related to Chris. It's not a new default setting, either - other new stuff remains friend only for comments so she's intentionally changing the audience for Chris related stuff.
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He deleted the shared quote and said this instead:
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Hey, at this point my scenario is more plausible than the two of them bumping uglies and birthing Crystal into the world.
But my main point is this whole fake romance is boring, weak sauce.
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You think anyone at that IKEA thought making that face was weird, too?
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Nah man, it's actually kinda funny. We haven't had proper content that we could really lampoon for months. I kinda became inactive because of that. This is a good thing, in my opinion. We get to laugh, he gets to feel good, and some person pretending to be a girl gets to have imaginary internet points or get a pony artist to stop being stalked. We all win until it all comes crashing down and then we still in some way all get to laugh. Except Chris, poor guy.
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Fucking self righteous bitch.
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This isn't a disappointing season of fucking game of thrones. Chris is a real life autist making his own choices. Nobody can do anything about the fact that you personally are not entertained; stop bitching about it and go read something else instead of clogging up the thread if you don't like it.
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I don't agree with everything Dear Leader Null said but he makes an excellent point that comparing present Chris related events to those of the past is a bad idea, since then you'll never be able to enjoy anything because Chris trolling isn't as scripted and as organised as it used to be and that's probably for the better.
To be fair, I think a lot of the complaining about this phase of Chris's life took place when we thought the entire Jessica situation had been ended with Chris's six second Facebook video but now we know it's continuing that makes things a little different. I'm curious what everyone thinks of the big upcoming MLP movie date. Is it going to take place or will Jessica have postponed it over their little fallout? At least after that date we'll be able to get a better grasp on who Jessica is and what her intentions are.
As a side note I've always hated the word 'saga,' and the pretty autistic need to categorise every phase of Chris's life into them. It's not even the need to turn everything into a saga that's annoying, it's just the entire mindset of having to categorise events in his life in the first place. In the CWC documentary, I've always felt like the wheels came off when @spylobster explained what sagas were and gave a brief summary of each saga. That's the point where, the average viewer interested in learning about Chris, would have been turned off and found it kiddish and amateur, which is a shame.
To be fair, I think a lot of the complaining about this phase of Chris's life took place when we thought the entire Jessica situation had been ended with Chris's six second Facebook video but now we know it's continuing that makes things a little different. I'm curious what everyone thinks of the big upcoming MLP movie date. Is it going to take place or will Jessica have postponed it over their little fallout? At least after that date we'll be able to get a better grasp on who Jessica is and what her intentions are.
As a side note I've always hated the word 'saga,' and the pretty autistic need to categorise every phase of Chris's life into them. It's not even the need to turn everything into a saga that's annoying, it's just the entire mindset of having to categorise events in his life in the first place. In the CWC documentary, I've always felt like the wheels came off when @spylobster explained what sagas were and gave a brief summary of each saga. That's the point where, the average viewer interested in learning about Chris, would have been turned off and found it kiddish and amateur, which is a shame.
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I don't think that the specific pictures mean anything. They're probably just taken from some woman on the internet who thinks making a bunch of super exaggerated faces is LOL SOOO RANDOM XDYeah, but she's got access to a steady stream of photos that seem awfully specific for what she needs to convey in any given situation: there's just no way an attention-whore would post some of the pictures Jessica's used in reaction to the thing's Chris has done, they're not attractive photos at all
We'll just have to see how long before she appears on camera or what happens on October 6th, if the date happens you better believe there'll be cameras involved.
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People also forget that all the dull shit that happened / didn't happen during the "Golden years of CWC trolling" have been compressed out in the CWCki articles for the most part and people who weren't there watching it live probably think that Chris' life was a literal constant circus every day and that all Sagas back then were instant successes. And I don't really believe that. I believe that there were a lot of really stupid trolling plans that went nowhere, troll infighting and generally periods where people were waiting for the "interesting" stuff to happen.
We're looking at the "Golden years of trolling" in retrospect so our viewpoint is really skewed and that's probably of those things that makes us not appreciate the currently happening events as much as we should because while the 2008-2010 era was probably the peak in Christory, there's still a lot of hilarious stuff happening like the Blarms embargo that lead up to the Macing incident, Chris versus Trump, the whole Medallion/Amiibo kerfuffle, Chris creeping on Doopie and so on. A lot of things that later on will be considered worthwhile additions to Chris canon.
Yeah, this. I think moving forward the focus of the thread probably should be steered towards discussing the content of the update instead of getting too deep into debating which Chris "content producer" was your favorite and how Jessica stacks up to them. I think that that particular discussion would be better served placed into the thread discussing Chris Trolls even if Jessica Quinn isn't a "troll" in the classic sense.
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