Religious Values Test

[AgriDrThunder]

Test is here -> https://bannnedb.github.io/Religious-values-test/index.html

It's just over 100 questions but they go fast.

Post your results.

 

[The Magnificence]

The test assumes a lot of things - like, it doesn't matter to me what is or isn't included in the bible because the entire bible is nonsense anyway. Put the fucking Cat in the Hat in there, it has just as much if not more moral authority and I don't give a fuck either way. But the test assumes I am making a judgement call for or against particular religion(s) by stating I am neutral on the subject.

 

[CAPTAIN HAPPY]

The test assumes a lot of things - like, it doesn't matter to me what is or isn't included in the bible because the entire bible is nonsense anyway. Put the fucking Cat in the Hat in there, it has just as much if not more moral authority and I don't give a fuck either way. But the test assumes I am making a judgement call for or against particular religion(s) by stating I am neutral on the subject.

lol retard

 

[Golly]

The vast majority of my answers:

Far too many highly specific questions with dubious grammar. I care more about grammar than the great schism's lasting impact on a group of people who think they need to appease Jesus in a specific way.

None of it matters and no one knows anything so all we can do is our best. My personal belief is that organized religions (especially the big three) assume far too much and are primarily a means for societal control. By chance, some good ideas may have been thrown into the mix, but much of it is no longer applicable. The search for God as it does/doesn't exist is far more nebulous and private.

 

[Divine Power]

The vast majority of my answers:

 

[Sped Xing]

I did my best. Somehow it decided I'm an atheist despite me saying strongly agree that atheists should all die.

A secular atheist theocratic religious.

I'll have to break TWO salt cakes for my penates today.

 

[NekoRightsActivist]

 

[Bixnood]

really makes you think.

 

[KittyGremlin]

Well, this turned out interesting. As a side note, I know literally nothing about satanism. I do kinda like a lot of Buddhist ideas though, so I think that axis is pretty fair.

 

[Monkey Shoulder]

Didn't understand like half the questions, and couldn't be bothered to research anything. But I guess it checks out.

 

[Troonologist PhD]

Pretty accurate. Although a lot of questions regarding Catholicism and Orthodoxy I didn't have a real answer to because I don't know the subject well enough to have an opinion. With the Buddhist questions I more just flat out disagree with the beliefs rather than being opposed to Buddhism.

 

[Milk Mage]

Yeah that seems about right. I will say that I'm a pretty dogshit Catholic though.

 

[Bixnood]

I know literally nothing about satanism.

it's just edgy atheism, they don't believe in the devil or any supernatural forces.
they some times protest for equal religious rights and separation of church and state in America but its almost always cringy and over the top.
and you wouldn't catch them doing it in the places that need it the most such as Iran.

 

[KittyGremlin]

it's just edgy atheism, they don't believe in the devil or any supernatural forces.
they some times protest for equal religious rights and separation of church and state in America but its almost always cringy and over the top.
and you wouldn't catch them doing it in the places that need it the most such as Iran.

yeah I'm kinda cringe sometimes so that explains it

 

[mr.moon1488]

Calling bullshit. I absolutely should have 100% on my antisemitism numbers.

 

[Troonologist PhD]

it's just edgy atheism, they don't believe in the devil or any supernatural forces.
they some times protest for equal religious rights and separation of church and state in America but its almost always cringy and over the top.
and you wouldn't catch them doing it in the places that need it the most such as Iran.

There's plenty that take it seriously. Zoomer lefties have started admitting abortion is a religious issue to them as part of their Black Mass (no shit?). It's a religion/philosophy for psychopaths.

 

[Sunflower Seeds]

>meerly

Yeah sure this is a legitimate test.

 

[Sped Xing]

I'm waiting for anyone on this forum to be philo-semitic.

 

[Jarch6]

Fairly accurate, as an aside I think test threads are fun.

 

[Agent Abe Caprine]

Being against religious fanatics ruling a country and being an agnostic animal lover makes me a Satanic pantheist pagan. I think I broked it. I do like the idea of pantheism.

The anti-Catholic result is due to the majority of Christian questions being about Catholics. Being neutral about supernatural anything being real may have had an impact.