Remembering Tibet (1984-2024) - (R.I.P. Richard Gere's Ass Gerbil)

[innocent jogger]

I was recently informed of the passing of "Tibet", the oldest living gerbil in history and former pet of actor Richard Gere...until the fateful night when Gere was taken into the E.R. to have an emergency gerbilectomy from his ass.

Thankfully Tibet was removed from the home after that and went on to live a quiet life away from Hollywood depravity. Richard Gere, however, took a page from Roman Polanski and decided to just ignore the public outcry and go about his life pretending it never happened.


To honor the memory of brave Tibet, I have gathered here various educational materials so that people will always know the truth about Richard Gere.

Goodnight, sweet Tibet. May you rest in peace, little fella.


Mentioned on Family Guy:

Mentioned on Aqua Teen Hunger Force:

Mentioned on Family Guy again:

A man suddenly claims it was a rumor and he started it. Can he be trusted?
(Link)

A challenger appears!
(Link)

Another challenger appears!
(Link#1)
(Link#2)
(Link#3)

Is there light at the end of the tunnel?
(Link)

Edit: I forgot about this one:

Some guy has funny shit to say (mostly towards the end of the clip):

Stephen Lynch educates boomers and millenials about it:

Conan O'Brien educates zoomers about it:

There is more related material out there. If you know of any then please share in this thread. Thank you.

 

[eatler]

yeah sure heres this snopes article

https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/richard-gere-gerbil/

I do love this post though 10/10, reminds me of the old Internet.

 

[innocent jogger]

Everyone knows Snopes is fake news!

I do love this post though 10/10, reminds me of the old Internet.

Thanks! That was part of my inspiration for making it.

 

[HyperboreanRightsActivist]

Tibet btfo

Another CCP victory

 

[innocent jogger]

Tibet Richard Gere btfo

Another CCP victory

FTFY

 

[Mister Baranavichy]

Total gerbil victory, let this man's sins be recorded until the sky goes black

Also, I am a man whore and can be bought easily as I am curious about what that mic video is.

 

[innocent jogger]

Total gerbil victory, let this man's sins be recorded until the sky goes black
View attachment 5779323
Also, I am a man whore and can be bought easily as I am curious about what that mic video is.

Four more (shit)posts and you shall see. Also I think that is a guinea pig with rat ears...

 

[PhoBingas]

Aw man, I totally forgot this weird yid stuffed rodents up his ass in the 80's. Wild.
*Edit because I'm a nigger with fat fingers.

 

[innocent jogger]

Aw man, I totally forgot this weird yid stuffed rodents up his ass in the 90's. Wild.

It was the 80's. Read the OP or you are disgracing the memory of poor little Tibet.

 

[BBW Hunter]

Very sad to hear of his passing.

(now show me the kennedy video)

 

[innocent jogger]

Very sad to hear of his passing.
View attachment 5779618
(now show me the kennedy video)

He lived a long life for a gerbil. Thank your for your thoughts.

(Two more posts to go...)

 

[Vecr]

There's no way that's a gerbil. Anyway, get an older account.

 

[innocent jogger]

There's no way that's a gerbil. Anyway, get an older account.

Thank you for your suggestion but you seem to have mistaken me for a fellow time traveler. Alas I cannot just "get an older account."

Only one more post to go and we get 90's MTV Microphone porn!

 

[grimacefetishist]

No one make the last post. It'll be super funny

 

[innocent jogger]

No one make the last post. It'll be super funny

THE LAST POST!

*DING DING WE HAVE A WIENER, um WIENER WINNER, um winner!*

This piece of history is dedicated to @grimacefetishist :

(I really need to pick up a new weekend hobby)

 

[PhoBingas]

It was the 80's. Read the OP or you are disgracing the memory of poor little Tibet.

Yeah, my bad. I niggered that one. the 9 and 8 are like RIGHT next to each other.

 

[innocent jogger]

Off topic, fuck the VMA. The Jewstie Boys "Sabotage" video is fucking awesome and the rest are crap. Guess which nigger-lipped drug addict with a hot bastard daughter won?

 

[innocent jogger]

Mickey Rooney...there was talk...of gerbils!

 

[eatler]

THE LAST POST!

*DING DING WE HAVE A WIENER, um WIENER WINNER, um winner!*

This piece of history is dedicated to @grimacefetishist :
KennedyBJ-1994VMA.mp4

(I really need to pick up a new weekend hobby)

Well sorry your big reveal was completely buried in site drama. I was happy seeing Tibet’s memory was honored with 5 posts.

Also I’m still an angsty weirdo so my pick was “FUCKIN NIRVANA!”

 

[innocent jogger]

Well sorry your big reveal was completely buried in site drama. I was happy seeing Tibet’s memory was honored with 5 posts.

Also I’m still an angsty weirdo so my pick was “FUCKIN NIRVANA!”

Heart Shaped Box (and In Utero) are great but make me sad because I can be an angsty weirdo too. That's one 2024 vote for Nirvana and one for Beastie Boys.