Reminder: Use a real email address and a real password or you will lose your account

[AnOminous]

Sure you can use a top notch email service like protonmail, tutanota, or posteo
but
with cock.li
you get domain names like hitler.rocks, horsefucker.org, loves.dicksinmyan.us and others, just seems like a great fit with KF

My favorite is national.shitposting.agency.

 

[Microlab]

I switched to one of those deleted-in-30-days emails because if I manage to get locked out of my fucking Kiwifarms account, then I'm retarded and deserve the meagre loss of my "The Line, Held" trophy points.

Also I write down sensitive information on sticky notes in books, and then when disposing of them I hand-shred and recycle the pieces over an inconsistant period of time. Nobody's going to flip through "Noh plays of Japan" for passwords, and the FBI boogieman and an idiot hobo rummaging through my trash will be equally unable to get all the pieces, let alone put them together.

I also have a handful of passwords I use based on how important an account's security is, instead of just one for everything or a special one for each account. So if you have my Kiwifarms password, congrats, you can also steal the $1.37 left on my Dunkin Donuts account.

 

[lottalove]

... Eventually I changed it to an eight word phrase after the big hack. Have fun guessing that now.

jesus fucking christ they hacked the kiwi farms?

 

[a_lurker]

Just buy a fucking Yubikey, you turkeys.

I've been eyeballing shit like that. Can you store gpg/ssh keys and shit on it too or is it just a 2 factor dongle?

 

[Floop]

jesus fucking christ they hacked the kiwi farms?

Oh yeah, big hack. Everyone got doxed except not really.

 

[Coke Pope]

Oh hi Josh, AnOminous here, I forgot my password and I have no way to recover it because I used a temporal guerrillamail throwaway, can you please reset my password? Thanks.

 

[MarineN*423543]

so changei n the old, usea troaway mail rule ?

 

[lottalove]

Oh yeah, big hack. Everyone got doxed except not really.

sure, I was joking to find out their new 8-word-pw being "jesus fucking christ they hacked the kiwi farms" (I should sleep now)

 

[snailslime]

posting here so the notification will go away

rip

 

[Non-Expert!]

Oh I get it, EVERYBODY got the notification, I thought that this was a note that was sent to me because a bot picked up some irregularity.

Or am I part of some elite band of digital degenerates, flagged by KF?

 

[Failure_Personified]

I use an ULTRA SECURE password I will never forget as it is who I truly am.

And I have a cock.li acc linked.
When will Mega release an email service?

 

[NerdShamer]

@Null why do you waste your time re-explaining what "common sense" is?

 

[The Ralphacat]

We know Null, that's why we love it so much. Those filthy Europeans just don't understand & those smelly Canadians got so jealous of Thanksgiving that they basically made their own shitty knockoff version.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PgSKwM6YRNY

 

[Manwithn0n0men]

Can I have your password? I forgot it and would be very thankful to have it again

its L3g!tP@$$w0rd

 

[Dr. Dickhead]

I switched to one of those deleted-in-30-days emails because if I manage to get locked out of my fucking Kiwifarms account, then I'm exceptional and deserve the meagre loss of my "The Line, Held" trophy points.

Also I write down sensitive information on sticky notes in books, and then when disposing of them I hand-shred and recycle the pieces over an inconsistant period of time. Nobody's going to flip through "Noh plays of Japan" for passwords, and the FBI boogieman and an idiot hobo rummaging through my trash will be equally unable to get all the pieces, let alone put them together.

I also have a handful of passwords I use based on how important an account's security is, instead of just one for everything or a special one for each account. So if you have my Kiwifarms password, congrats, you can also steal the $1.37 left on my Dunkin Donuts account.

@Null this is my alt acct, plz post PW. I want a donut

 

[LiquidKid]

Tfw this post made me briefly question if I remembered my password to this site despite entering it almost daily...

Man am I stupid sometimes

 

[Pablo Escobar]

I actually forgot my email password, this was before I had a password manager. So I went ahead and fixed that. Thanks for reminding me, dear leader.

 

[James Edwin]

being emotionally attached to an online handle is the most faggy autistic thing humanly possible

never used a universal username in my life

 

[Crazedking]

meh, cant get my password and email stolen if i cant even remember either. If you're autistic enough to care about a forum's board "imaginary point" then i guess it might be an issue lmao.

 

[MarinaAnnDanzig]

those smelly Canadians got so jealous of Thanksgiving that they basically made their own shitty knockoff version.

I recent this statement even though it is true and a reminder that I should shower after this post

Happy Thank

LastPass is shit

NO you are!!! Lulz

Yandex is pretty much ransomware at this point.

Sadly I use it often as it's the only one of the big search engines* or pic sharing sites that uses actual FR software for reverse image searches. Not just keywords, pic size etc... like Google. But yeah Yandex is shit otherwise.

*Bing does as well i think but it only represents a small % of the search outcome

Protonmail is fantastic and I cannot recommend it highly enough.

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