Containment Reminiscing Thread - Relive Your Favorite Chris Moments

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Favorite Chris moment? I'd have to say the Liquid Saga. That's more or less where I started to follow the whole shebang and I just loved the way it played out with Chris thinking he was fooling Kacey into thinking he was the other Chris and actually thought he could sing well.

Throughout it all Kacey was such a terrible actress but Chris never caught on.

Well, that and the famous "GET THAT OFF THE INTERNET!" video where his Dad shows up and berates him. Classic.
 
The entire 'aussie dossie' video because to me it was one of the most hilarious videos to come out of him.
 

This is one of my favorite moments ever because of how autistic he plays guitar hero. I love how much he whammies and the way he strums the guitar, while he totally believes he can actually play guitar in real life just due to Guitar Hero and that it's an actual "feat" for him. Or how he poses with the guitar to start the star power.

Every time he whammies, he looks like he's gonna take a shit. It's fucking hilarious.
 
Rollin' and Trollin'. Soooo many weenz made :briefs: and some were on the edge of group suicide, thinking that they had been somehow trolled by an absolute grandmaster for years.

It really was one of Chris' finest moments. A shame he managed to blow it so quickly. If he had just stayed off the Internet and not said a single word after that, he would have faded into legend. Instead, well... :autism: reigned sadly supreme.
 
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The Un-Clit said:
Rollin' and Trollin'. Soooo many weens made :briefs: and some were on the edge of group suicide, thinking that they had been somehow trolled by an absolute grandmaster for years.

It really was one of Chris' finest moments. A shame he managed to blow it so quickly. If he had just stayed off the Internet and not said a single word after that, he would have faded into legend. Instead, well... :autism: reigned sadly supreme.
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I think the saving grace from that is the reason why he revealed Rollin' and Trollin' was faked: he was told that the government might believe it too and take away his tugboat 5ever
 
I love rereading the events of this fateful Friday

https://sonichu.com/cwcki/28_October_2011

I even remember what was going on behind the scenes over at Krapple (if that was who still had the board at the time, its been years). Chris uploaded the pictures, but the CWCki mods didn't keep them up because they wanted more information as to why Chris was uploading pictures of Michael Snyder. We heard snippets from the Stone Cutter meetings when Surfshack Tito was around handling things and apparently he declared this a "Natural" Occurrence. That's when I knew it was something extreme.

Oh man, reading the letter that Chris wrote about it was so funny. Thank God Chris actually shedded light on it. How he describes how the police broke his glasses, how he describes how Mike twice made his own deliberate leg scars (Does he think Snyder literally took he leg and with the force of the bone, wham his leg into the moving car tire?) and how Chris screams and screams and screams in public around the Police when Barb's blood pressure got too high all because her and her snowflake child had to go hoard hunting and be naive about his banning from public places.

That stupid atheist fuck Thorg was around too. I remember when he released Chris and Barb's mugshots of this incident and was immediately banished. Guess the Stone Cutters werent ready for them to be out.
 
TrippinKahlua said:
That stupid atheist fuck Thorg was around too. I remember when he released Chris and Barb's mugshots of this incident and was immediately banished. Guess the Stone Cutters werent ready for them to be out.
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WHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAATT

are you hoarding cocks from us
 
BigTubboWithLittleChina said:
How about when he was a winner in that Sonic Sweepstakes, eh? Seriously, that does give me something of the feels. It was a cusp when things could have gone either way. Look at his face in this photo.

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On top of that, listen to his voice in the actual clip. He sounds genuinely bemused that, just by writing down 'Stuffing Q-Sands down yer gullet...that's No Good!' or similar for a week or so, and then mailing that off, he's suddenly won a serious prize.

At that point, young Chris could have realised that Life can occasionally provide some nice surprises, but that they come as the result of at least a bit of effort and a lot of pure, blind luck. Instead, he took it as a sign from GodBearJesus that the Universe owed him everything that he wanted.

Like I said, the feels.
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Agreed. I also love the way he says, "...at the end of it". Such a punchable little face.
 
Replicant Sasquatch said:
Liquid Saga was basically Chris's Empire Strikes Back
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It's the saga for everyone.

Want some laughs? Look at the karaoke videos or the workout videos.

Want a moment where Chris is put over coals and made to squirm? Look no further than the father call.

Want some autistic rage? Look at the Liquid and Kacey call.

Want to see people giving Chris some tough yet necessary truths? Fuck, take your pick.

It has something for everyone and on the whole was fairly mild in it's actual harming of Chris himself.

Even Bob and Borb got involved.
 
Aladdin_Insane said:
It's the saga for everyone.

Want some laughs? Look at the karaoke videos or the workout videos.

Want a moment where Chris is put over coals and made to squirm? Look no further than the father call.

Want some autistic rage? Look at the Liquid and Kacey call.

Want to see people giving Chris some tough yet necessary truths? Fuck, take your pick.

It has something for everyone and on the whole was fairly mild in it's actual harming of Chris himself.

Even Bob and Borb got involved.
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Totally agree, and while it doesn't have the sheer wtf factor of some other noteworthy sagas, it's got a shit ton of heart. It's just so fundamentally Chris that it's almost sickening in a way. There's just a quality to it that's quirky and fun and compelling, even years later. And the fact that Liquid and Kacey married and have moved on with their lives all these years later, just feels like a satisfying conclusion.
 
Porker LeVance said:
When he launches into Aussie Dossie, his timing is hella precise. That shit is funny because it's one time his Autism helped a performance.
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That dude has a cute cat.

I lost it at when Chris said "Whole Block of cheese!" In a falsetto voice.
 
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