Containment Reminiscing Thread - Relive Your Favorite Chris Moments

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It's an oft-recalled one, but who can forget Chris's furious and absolutely TRUE and HONEST defence of his own eating habits...

"I stuff vegetables down my throat! I stuff green beans! I stuff broccoli! I stuff corn! I stuff carrots!"

Stuff it, Chris. Stuff it.
 
I realized cwc was #1 in my heart when the screenshots of his email receipts for his blowup doll and other items from the porn shop came out.

When I first saw Chris it was just about an innocent autistic boy who wore bad clothes and a stupid medallion, and drew a bad comic and acted weird. He was funny but there were people like BitingBeaver who generated at least as many lols.

When his nudes came out I was shocked but I could chalk it up to him being autistic and gullible. Same with shecameforcwc.

But when I saw his email receipts for the blowup doll and other stuff from the porn shop were on 4chan I realized this was going to be epic.

The final nail for me was the Julay vid.

To this day I look at his earliest vids about da trolls and I can't believe an innocent seeming autistic guy like that has a blowup doll somewhere in the room.

On the other side of the coin I like his travelogue videos where he drives around and shows off places that are or were important to him and says mundane things.

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Sonic Boom saga.
I think all of it, really.
But the moment that takes the cake is him macing a Gamestop employee who did absolutely nothing to him.
It's even funnier (or more frightening) when you consider that the reason he did all this was because Sonic's arms were blue.

Even for Chris' standards, that is easily one of the dumbest things he's ever done, if not the dumbest one. It reignited the internet's interest on Chris and for good reason.

Seriously though, Sonic's arms? out of all the things that could have triggered a Sonic related saga, it had to be the color of his arms? That's something I still don't believe about this saga, but I guess SENSORY OVERLOAD and :autism: are the best answers we'll ever get.

Outside of that, probably any freakout he's ever had counts, namely the Clyde Cash and Liquid Chris ones. MY NAME IS NOT IAN BRANNAN SOMETHING and CURSEYEHAMEHA are among my favorite CWC freakouts.
 
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I miss the captain log life updates which didn’t involve promoting his Sonichu merchandise.
For my money, the best Chris moments are the ones where he almost does the right thing, almost wins, and then, in true Chris fashion, fucks it all up himself. Even when he tries to do something genuinely selfless and worthy of respect, he always finds a way to Chris it all up and reduce the entire thing to a smoldering pile of burning fail in short order.
I honestly thought Chris had finally managed to improve his life ever so slightly when he declared he was only going to socialise in real life and not with strangers on the internet.
I know all this nonsense with Chris exploring his gender and connecting with his third eye is a much higher level of insanity than pretty much anything he's done before in all his years of being in the spotlight and really puts a lot of people off. But I'm not gonna kid ya, I think this horse shit is hilarious and for whatever reason it's opened the floodgates for sonichu content, so to me this is the most fun Chris has been in years.
He managed to find two things, like his autism, that socially for the average person it’s very difficult to call him out on no matter how crazy it gets: Being trans and having crazy spiritual beliefs.

In fact with the troon thing it’s sort of like the new autism in that the media and everyone wanting to look progressive can’t wait to virtual signal to show how accepting they are leading to Chris being the centre of attention and nearly untouchable no matter what his bizzare behaviour.
 
Nothing tops this for me:

I laugh so hard thinking about him putting that shirt on his head thinking "yeah, this is a good disguise"
 
What the fuck is that sonic looking totempole figure sitting on the upper left side?
It's a broke down save state icon. Sure it saves your game, but you don't get to keep any of your experience points, only items because Chris NEVER LEARNS ANYTHING.


Oh hell for me the walk down memory lane has a lot of moments I'm glad I encountered.

First is just at the beginning. Some friend of mine told me about "Chris Chan" and led me to the Encyclopedia Dramatica. For a while, for just a while I felt bad for him. I watched that video of that dude destroying Chris' medallion and I felt like he needed help. Then the pickle man tricked me once again videos along with the lines like "these three shrinky dink charms" and "try and copy it now" caused me to lose it. I was in freaking awe. These lines were said in human speech and were said with sincerity. I watched some of those videos just amazed how damn serious and silly this all was.

One moment I will never forget is when the PVCC was still viable and they played a prank on everybody. They showed a photo of Chris at a bar with a red headed hambeast and made a lot of people believe he had tied himself to a human gristle factory. Everybody that got caught assuming Chris was getting some just by him sitting next to the morbid creature got put in the Rollin' and Trollin' video. That was fun.

I used to listen to the Mumble chats back in the day when I was working on video games or other projects that didn't need my full attention. That moment, that one moment when one guy says to Clyde Cash, "Die monster! You don't belong in this world!" was it. I lost it. There is no way that famous line from one of my favorite video games of all time could be used genuinely in real life except with Chris being the naive cluck he is. I actually took that audio, copied that troll using that line and threw it in random things so when I was having a bad day and that came up randomly in a music playlist or something that would bring me back into a good mood. Good times.

JULAAAYYYY was awesome, but what was more awesome is some troll from I believe the PVCC made a video based on that insanity. It had what I could only describe as some form of calliope or circus music, had silly ass editing and made that one scene so funny I watched that video as much times as some child watching their first pokemon episode who had autism. It's rare, it's really rare when I can be made to laugh because I have just seen too much, and like the "Die monster" line, that video broke me. I was in tears. I had it saved to a hard drive years ago, but I lost it because of technical troubles. I can't find it since it was uncensored and it would make my week to get that back.

And I guess my most recent memory is when I got my best friend interested in Chris by having her listen to some of the dudes on You Tube doing long ass videos describing the insanity as best as possible. I think it was It Came From the Internet, that Sonichu lecture vid and sachumo that had her rolling in stitches not believing this was real. Her membership to Kiwi followed mine not long afterward. That was both a trip down memory lane and kind of like including someone special in a bit of my past. Bonding times over the autistic dumbass. Fantastic.
 
The video of him awkwardly dancing to sensual seduction with a constipated face will never leave my head. It’s so painful and hilarious.
 
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