Containment Reminiscing Thread - Relive Your Favorite Chris Moments

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The time he uploaded videos of his mess of a house and how he tried (and failed) to kick like Chun-Li
 
I'd say I miss when I first discovered Chris. He was so much more interesting to study for the first six months.
 
I remember seeing a .gif on Ed with Chris spinning around in the nude, before I fully became a Christorian.
I was thinking, “well, I’ve never been THAT fucking stupid online.”
 
My favorite moment was when a long time asspatter with crazy eyebrows decided to do sweet heart saga #420 and nothing came of it.


Shit posting aside, I think the @Alec Benson Leary call videos were great. My favorite moment though is when he got Chris to admit he'd like it if everyone kissed his ass all the time.
 
I jumped on the Chris wagon fairly late so I missed most of classic Chris, I saw the tail end of the call-out saga and the beginnings of the Tomgirl saga. Probably the biggest thing I remember is the Game Place incident and how we were all hanging on to what would happen to him following that. I think that was the incident that finally got me to join the forums, so I had a better idea of what the hell was going on. Following that, the revalation that all his high school friends were basically babysitters was pretty amazing.

Deadpool said:
My favorite moment was when a long time asspatter with crazy eyebrows decided to do sweet heart saga #420 and nothing came of it.


Shit posting aside, I think the @Alec Benson Leary call videos were great. My favorite moment though is when he got Chris to admit he'd like it if everyone kissed his ass all the time.
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I always liked how very patient Alec was in the calls. I would never wish harm on Chris but I feel like trying to have a conversation with him would end in me wanting to slap him straight in the titties.
 
UptownRuckus said:
I'd say I miss when I first discovered Chris. He was so much more interesting to study for the first six months.
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Chris was a novelty in terms of lol-cows. You had an autistic adult with a Sonic OC that got into incidents where he butted heads with people in authority (managers, Mary Lee Walsh, Michael Snyder) and he was dumb enough to think Nintendo reached out to him and falling for fake girlfriends.
 
Lets see... The video of Chris being naked in the shower and dancing around in it with his tiny duck made me want to kill myself. Sadly, it didn't even end there. In his "transitioning to tomgirl" phase, he was playing with his moobs before piercing his taint.
 
I really like that video where Chris is clearly drunk and hes in his room trying to reason with the trolls but hes too drunk to fully put together his thoughts
I think its an underated classic tbh. Drunk Chris is so funny to watch
 
When Clyde Cash impersonated Shigeru Miyamoto and tricked Chris into thinking Nintendo wanted to create a Sonichu video game. After a butt load of emails between the two and a few C-logs later, Chris finally contacts Nintendo and gets a letter saying Miyamoto never contacted him and that he can't even speak English. Just imagine what the PR employee felt like writing that letter. :story:
 
I member when Chris was screaming at the Internet about the hoarder house video he'd uploaded.

Then his door opened and magic happened.

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Tommy Wiseau Kin said:
... Chris finally contacts Nintendo and gets a letter saying Miyamoto never contacted him and that he can't even speak English. Just imagine what the PR employee felt like writing that letter.
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Honestly, I doubt that even registered as a blip on the PR guy's radar. I would bet that the PR/Customer Relations departments of places like Nintendo (and especially Sega) get all sorts of wacky letters from fanboys, wannabe game designers, creators of "original" characters, and various spergs.

Now, as far as interactions with game companies go, some of my favorite CWC moments were Chris's glitterbombing of Sega, the jabs Sonic has made on his official Twitter account and, especially, this one:

 
Fave Five:
  • JULAY (the first CWC-related thing I ever saw, sent to me by a friend. Thanks a lump, Simon)
  • The brutal Kacey's father call
  • Chris bringing his gigantic Lego High School into a McDonalds
  • WANT WOMAN (my favorite "Chris in the wild" sighting)
  • This board's collective (and justified) horror at the news of his taint piercing.
 
Deathfromabove said:
I really like that video where Chris is clearly drunk and hes in his room trying to reason with the trolls but hes too drunk to fully put together his thoughts https://youtube.com/watch?v=_2ouxmwBrxs I think its an underated classic tbh. Drunk Chris is so funny to watch
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Chris comes off more sober when he's drunk. Like a shit version of Bender.
 
The Christmas video is a classic. If you ever wanted to see what a defeated man looks like, Bob is a shining example of it. The gifts that Chris showers upon his parents (A VHS copy of Fraggle Rock for dad, a Pokemon for Mom, and a snowglobe that contained his picture), the "card" that he makes Bob read aloud and when he shoved that snoopy plastic piece of junk in Bob's face.
 
ChingChong said:
The Christmas video is a classic. If you ever wanted to see what a defeated man looks like, Bob is a shining example of it. The gifts that Chris showers upon his parents (A VHS copy of Fraggle Rock for dad, a Pokemon for Mom, and a snowglobe that contained his picture), the "card" that he makes Bob read aloud and when he shoved that snoopy plastic piece of junk in Bob's face.
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At least he had the sense to know his son was retarded and make sure he had a :tugboat: set up that even Barb couldn't fuck up, because she fucked up everything else.
 
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