Containment Reminiscing Thread - Relive Your Favorite Chris Moments

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I can't pick a definitive favorite but Forgot the Glitter is both horrifying and hilarious.
 
Not a favorite moment but I miss when Chris had a sweetheart. It's always funny how inflated his ego is. And for a while after he gets dumped we go back to getting boring Facebook updates and rants.
 
Rollin and trollin will always be one of my favorites. His attempt to look like a regular fella was great, fake tattoo sleeves and all.
 
Anytime GodJesus is mentioned, I think of the Asperchu opening theme.
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The Christmas video is a classic. If you ever wanted to see what a defeated man looks like, Bob is a shining example of it. The gifts that Chris showers upon his parents (A VHS copy of Fraggle Rock for dad, a Pokemon for Mom, and a snowglobe that contained his picture), the "card" that he makes Bob read aloud and when he shoved that snoopy plastic piece of junk in Bob's face.
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I just love how Bob just sounds so fucking disappointed and out of it, like his realized that Chris is a failure.
Anyways, I'm not show how this one hasn't really been mentioned but one of my favourites is definitely the hooker incident, particulary the fact that Barb manages to get into the call.
 
When during the Singstar Challenge Liquid got Chris to very uncomfortably sing "smell yo dick", but chris being the total sped that he is changed the word dick to duck breaking his own rules and disqualifying him from his own competition.
 
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I remember when Chris' house burned down, and a month from today is the 3rd anniversary of the Gamespot assault saga. What a time to be alive in Christory!
 
Retrospectively the blarms saga was some of the funniest Chris moments. I'm looking back on his posts from then and they're pretty amazing. Like Chris is trying to sick armies on Sega and Chris is rolling around town store to store defacing Sonic boom display cases. All of this with no troll guidance. The writing from back then is pretty awesome. I can't imagine Chris writing these without taking 3 angry pace laps around the room, slamming the keyboard and periodically shout grumbling

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Christian Weston ChandlerI said it multiple times AGAIN AND AGAIN, and still Boycotting anything Sonic Boom: SONIC'S ARMS ARE NOT SUPPOSED TO BE BLUE, EVER!!!!

THAT, and THAT alone is the HUGE reason Why Sonic Boom FAILED, and why I ended up in trouble from my own protesting of the arm colour change in the first place. #Sonic#Sega#Hedgehog#SonicBoom#WiiU#Nintendo#3DS


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