Containment Reminiscing Thread - Relive Your Favorite Chris Moments

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RagtimeRoastBeefy said:
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I love both of these so much.

The first one perfectly showcases Chris's ego and his belief that he controls an army of followers. I was never sure if he picked it up from some sitcom but his request that someone bring to him the one called Omar Woodley perfectly echoed King Herod's request that someone bring him the head of John the Baptist.

The second one not only illustrates Chris's fragmented thought processes and word salad writing style ("they literally and figuratively Broke His Arms Off") but it also brought us our resident artiste, @Subconcious Offense
 
Well, there was that one time when he pooped himself during his declaration of love to one of his theoretical heartsweets:

 
Bryan Magee said:
The time he individually bagged, labeled and mailed his hair clippings to Mexico was fantastic, yet oddly it's never mentioned much.
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What in the ass? I seriously have never seen that one. I must now scour the CWCIKI for Hair and Mexico.


My fave Chris-Chan moment is fairly recent, and should be obvious since I named myself after it. Reading that Chris had so mis-identified where a woman's clitoris is when he got his 'womynly solidarity' piercing. I mean the taint ffs?? HOW did he come to that conclusion? (I know, I know. :autism:) Or was it simply that he was too scared to pierce his bent duck?
 
My fave was when he shoved his :medallion: up his ass :lol:
 
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And now Christian Weston Chandler will live on for future generations.
Also, has anyone made their suggestions for CWC the Libary of Congress yet ?
We can make the legacy of Christian Weston Chandler last forever and future generations.
 

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SPARKLETWAT said:
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Man that video.....you have to wonder just what the imaginary attackers he was fighting off in bullet-time were. Jerkops? Da Twolls? a thousand Agent Smith clones from Matrix 2? All the admins of Encyclopeda Dramatica (where apparently, "every page is a crook") ? the Persian horde of King Xerxes? Inquiring minds want to know!

Or maybe not.
 
My favorite CWC moment is his slow and steady descent into insanity, which pretty much covers everything he's ever done.
 
21:13 <@clydeC> YOU WANT A MAN DEEP INSIDE YOU
21:13 <%ChrisChanSonichu> That, sir is INCORRECT.
21:13 <@clydeC> YOU WANT TO WEAR A BRA AND PANTIES
21:13 <@clydeC> OH WAIT, YOU HAVE!
21:13 <@clydeC> AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
21:13 <@BILLY_MAYS> ZING
21:14 <%ChrisChanSonichu> Clothing does not make a person.
21:14 <@clydeC> THAT ISN'T CLOTHING CHRIS
21:14 <@clydeC> IT IS YOUR DESIRE TO BE A GIRL
21:14 <@clydeC> THAT IS SHOWING
21:14 <%ChrisChanSonichu> Bras and Panties are considered UNDERWEAR, and UNDERWEAR is a type of CLOTHING.
21:14 <@clydeC> LOOK, I KNOW EVERYTHING YOU'VE DONE
21:14 <@BILLY_MAYS> T-SHIRT = CLOTHING, BRA = FEMALE SUPPORT GARMENT
21:14 <@clydeC> LOOK, BRAS ARE FOR FEMALES
21:14 <@clydeC> SO EXPLAIN THAT
21:15 <@clydeC> AND SO ARE PANTIES, UNLESS YOU'RE GAY
21:15 <@clydeC> WHICH YOU ARE
21:15 <%ChrisChanSonichu> Brief and Boxer = Clothing as well.
21:15 <@clydeC> BUT THOSE ARE FOR GUYS
21:15 <@clydeC> WHICH YOU DON'T WEAR APPARENTLY
21:15 <@clydeC> BECAUSE YOU WEAR PANTIES
21:15 <%ChrisChanSonichu> I have NUMBERS OF PAIRS OF DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS.
21:15 <@BILLY_MAYS> WAIT
21:15 <@clydeC> WHAT? CAN'T MAKE IT TO THE BATHROOM!?
21:15 <@BILLY_MAYS> YOU.... YOU....
21:15 <@BILLY_MAYS> WHAT
21:16 <@BILLY_MAYS> WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU OFFER THAT INFORMATION
21:16 <%ChrisChanSonichu> at those times, it mostly slipped out without my knowledge.
21:16 <@BILLY_MAYS> OH JESUS CHRIST NO
21:16 <@clydeC> WOW, YOU'RE EVEN MORE PATHETIC THAN I IMAGINED
21:16 <@clydeC> YOU'RE STILL IN THE CLOSET, AND YOU CAN'T CONTROL YOUR BOWELS
21:16 <%ChrisChanSonichu> well, you have been sharing un-socialable information about yourself up to this point.
21:16 <@clydeC> WELL, YOU KEEP SHARING LIES
21:16 <@clydeC> LIKE "BEING STRAIGHT"
21:16 -!- Caesar_Cancerous [~crasscrab@Rizon-BA057588.c3-0.smt-ubr2.atw-smt.pa.cable.rcn.com] has joined #sonichu
21:16 <@BILLY_MAYS> GOOD GOD CHRIS, AT LEAST MAKE HIM EARN IT
21:16 <%ChrisChanSonichu> I am Straight.
21:16 <@BILLY_MAYS> DON'T JUST BE LIKE HI, I SHIT MYSELF
21:16 <@clydeC> NO YOU ARE NOT
21:16 <%ChrisChanSonichu> I am Straight.
21:17 <@clydeC> YOU CAN SAY THAT OVER AND OVER
21:17 <@clydeC> BUT IT DOESN'T MAKE IT TRUE
21:17 <%ChrisChanSonichu> I LOVE VAGINAS
21:17 <@clydeC> YOU LOVE DICKS
21:17 <@clydeC> YOU LOVE THEM
21:17 <@clydeC> YOU WANT TO EAT THEM
21:17 <%ChrisChanSonichu> I LOATHE DICKS>
21:17 <@clydeC> YOU WANT TO TAKE THEM UP YOUR DICKS
21:17 <@clydeC> YOU KNOW LOATHE KINDA SOUNDS LIKE LOVE
21:17 <@clydeC> SO I'LL TAKE THAT AS A CONFESSION
21:17 <@clydeC> SO CHRIS, JUST ADMIT IT
21:17 <%ChrisChanSonichu> I HATE DICKS.
21:17 -!- Guest2716 [~Guest@Rizon-4E960873.tampfl.fios.verizon.net] has quit [Quit: Guest2716]
21:17 <@clydeC> EVEN YOUR OWN!?
21:17 <@BILLY_MAYS> IS THAT WHY YOU BROKE YOUR-.... NEVERMIND. TOO EASY
21:18 <@clydeC> FACE IT CHRIS, YOU'RE STILL IN THE CLOSET
21:18 <@clydeC> JUST HAVE SEX WITH A GUY
21:18 <@clydeC> AND FILM IT
21:18 <@clydeC> AND THEN YOU CAN PROVE TO ME YOU'RE STRAIGHT
21:18 <%ChrisChanSonichu> I am rubber, you are glue; whatever you say bounces off me and sticks to you.
21:18 <@clydeC> SO THAT'S THE BEST YOU CAN DO
21:18 <@BILLY_MAYS> YEAH, SECOND GRADE RETORTS ARE FUN. I'D LIKE TO FOLLOW-UP ON SOMETHING.
21:19 <@clydeC> CONTINUE, SECOND IN COMMAND
21:19 <@BILLY_MAYS> "IT SLIPPED OUT WITHOUT YOUR KNOWLEDGE". YOU KNOW, IT'S BEEN A WHILE SINCE I'VE SHIT MYSELF, BUT
21:19 <@BILLY_MAYS> I WOULD IMAGINE, IF I SHIT MY PANTS
21:19 <@BILLY_MAYS> I WOULD NOTICE SOMETHING UNUSUAL IS GOING ON
21:19 <%ChrisChanSonichu> If the shoe fits, you wear it; you want me to wear shoes of homos, yet they do NOT fit me, but they fit you best.
21:19 <@clydeC> I DON"T UNDERSTAND YOUR LOGIC STILL
21:20 <@clydeC> YOU HAVEN'T OFFERED ANY PROOF AGAINST THIS:
21:20 <@clydeC> PURSES, ONLY FRIENDS WITH GIRLS, DILDOS
21:20 <@clydeC> LOOK, IF I ORDERED SEX DVDS I WOULD GET FREE GIFTS THAT WERE FOR MEN
21:20 <@clydeC> NOT FOR FREE GIFTS WHAT WERE FOR WOMEN
21:20 <%ChrisChanSonichu> Why don't you admit to everyone that you are the one who is "Coming out of the Closet".
21:20 <@clydeC> UH, BECAUSE I'M NOT IN THE CLOSET, YOU'RE THE ONE IN IT
21:20 <@clydeC> HOW HARD IS IT FOR YOUR STUPID MIND TO COMPREHEND THIS
21:20 <%ChrisChanSonichu> Quit wearing my face as your mask.
21:20 <@clydeC> YOU'RE THE GAY ONE
21:21 <@clydeC> WHY WOULD I WANT TO WEAR YOUR FACE
21:21 <@clydeC> YOU'RE DISGUSTINGLY UGLY
21:21 <@BILLY_MAYS> AND YOU POOP YOURSELF
21:21 <@BILLY_MAYS> WHATS UP WITH THAT
 
One of my favorite Chris moments is where he was made aware of the existence of @Michael J Hirtes and openly said that he pitied and forgave him. It's one of the few times Chris definitely comes across as mature and reasonable and showed Hirties for the miserable, lonely bastard he is.
 
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