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Oh hey, a featured thread. *Takes a massive dump in the text box*
 
One time I had to use a ripcord to break up a turd the size and shape of a turkey leg. It was unpleasant.
 
here's a stupid idea: get rid of the featured threads and just have a scrolling news ticker at the bottom like on fox news (my number one source for fair and balanced news, for the record!)
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here's a stupid idea: get rid of the featured threads and just have a scrolling news ticker at the bottom like on fox news (my number one source for fair and balanced news, for the record!)

just shut down the site and have kiwifarms.net redirect to www.foxnews.com
 
I know people are shitposting for irony... but dammit people, you are making cat's whining a self-fulfilling prophecy.
 
I want to reply with something attention-grabbing and autistic (ironically of course) but I can't think of what so I decided to be meta so I could get more sweet e-penis cred.
 
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