Buckle the fuck up guys,
@Rumpled Foreskin is back and she has just finished moving.
Okay so this story comes from when I left my new apartment today, like normal I'm in cosplay for my job. Steam, Cat Ears (who has finished her training and now has matched shifts with Steam or me), My Boyfriend a.k.a BF (now Soon-to-be-husband), and myself were all cosplaying for Gurgure! Kokkuri-san, which was a new anime/manga we all found and were labeling part of our little store's latest sale which consisted of darker themed comedy animes, manga series, and figurines.
Small tidbit of info, I've been down with food poisoning and was in the hospital for a bit before me and BF's move and until this morning I was sick to all hell because of something I got from the moving company.
But when I the house dressed as the character Kokkuri-san, waiting for BF, to finish making himself look like a middle-aged tanuki, and none other than Shojo-Love-Interest-Wannabe (SLIW, someone from my first post here) walks out of an apartment about six doors down from mine. I know I fucking stand out, I'm wearing a long white wig, white fox ears, a blonde fox tail, and I'm basically standing out like a sore fucking thumb. After a bit of listening to this fat, sweaty, disgusting guy waddle down the hall, floor creaking loudly with each step, He stopped in front of me.
"Are you cosplaying Inuyasha?"
"Uhhh... No... I'm not him..."
"Well you look like him. Who even are you? I never seen someone so weird like you on this floor."
"I just moved in with my fiancé."
"Ugh... You better not get in my way tomorrow."
"Okay...?"The thankfully, BF walks out dressed as the character Shigaraki, shutting and locking the door to our apartment while SLIW looks clearly startled since BF is tall and dressed like a full grown man who could probably throw him (Although BF seriously can't even open a jar of peanut butter), so SLIW leaves, and we decided to say fuck it and use the stairs since SLIW smelled heavily of death and ax body spray.
When we get to work, I realize Steam and I had the same idea, Cat Ears is Steam's new roommate, so all four of us are dressed as the four main characters, Steam is Inumuta, Cat Ears is Kohina, BF is Shigaraki, and I'm Kokkuri-san. Now is the fun part of wondering around the mall while gath"ering people to our store.
Now here is where we meet another "nice guy" who Cat Ears calls, Planet human.
So Planet Human walks over to Cat Ears and me, we are fucking around with each other. I'm nagging at her dorkily and cringily. I feel cringy but we are both our own versions of cringe. But when we were approached by him, we greet him.
"Hello, need a flier for our store's sale?" Cat Ears states this in her best monotone and emotionless voice. I almost died from how effortlessly she pulled off the character. Planet human then comes out with this stunning response to her question.
"O-Only if the sale-sale on you?"
"Actually, it's a sale on all animes, mangas, and figurines for comedy series with a darker theme to them!" Please take note that I said this as nicely as I can, but this man gave me the nastiest glare. He looked at me like I just slaughtered his dog and fucked the corpse in front of him.
"I wasn't talking to you, fag."
"I'm sorry, did you just call me a fag?"
"Yeah, you are a big fucking faaaaggit. Only faggits wear dresses and shitty makeup."
"Excuse me?" This is the most angry I've ever heard Cat Ears has ever used for a tone. She is a tiny Asian woman and Planet Human is about 5'9", skinny as a twig, a beard that could be mistaken for a rat's nest, long dreadlocks, African American, and sporting the hentai face shirt. I dunno why Cat Ears dubbed this guy planet human but she isn't one to question since I am less creative than her. Although the awkward thing was that this guy came up to us when Cat Ears and I was eating lunch so we couldn't really leave. But I stayed quiet and kinda melted into my seat as Cat Ears went into a full blown rant onto why this guy needs to back the fuck down. At some point she started breaking into broken English mixed with Korean. I only heard from the English portions being "Fuck, fucking, shit, shittycunt, jackass, suck my dick, eat ass" all in heavily accented English.
That was until Steam appeared with BF. Steam pretty much defused the situation with BF. BF simply picked up Cat Ears while Steam pulled Planet Human aside to talk to him and get the story from him. I never seen a nice guy look so embarrassed and flustered as a woman dressed in a suit with dog ears and a dog tail on listened to his words. I on the other hand was a visual representation of that dog in a house that's on fire comic.
At least that ended all the weird interactions today since BF and me got home before SLIW did. Although rn his house is blasting weird noises that makes me wanna leave my room to go strangle him. It's only 1:22 am... FML.
Apologies if this seems weirdly worded because I'm still a bit high off of cold medicine and I'm only being powered by a small 12 oz can of coke.
