Required Threads for New Members - What threads should new fags lurk first?

[TokiBun]

I’ve noticed an increase of new members as of late and wondered; what threads should they read first?

You can also recommend threads you’ve found interesting and think others should read.

My recommendations are:

The Furby Thread: One of the first threads I commented in. Hobby drama is pretty funny and I remember everyone having a laugh at such an obscure community.

Systems: It’s the latest craze on the internet. Old fags will remember how otherkin was the exact same thing a few years ago.

Any rule threads. Learn the etiquette of the farms. If you have any questions ask in there or ask in the Q&A.

 

[Open Window Maniac]

The Kevin Gibes thread: Not only is he the quintessential tranny in how much of a terminally online ebegging sex pervert he is, but he is also a great introduction to a lot of other cows that are in his orbit. The Kevin Gibes Inflated Universe keeps growing and it's great to start where it all begins.

 

[TokiBun]

The Kevin Gibes thread: Not only is he the quintessential tranny in how much of a terminally online ebegging sex pervert he is, but he is also a great introduction to a lot of other cows that are in his orbit. The Kevin Gibes Inflated Universe keeps growing and it's great to start where it all begins.

Fanny is a new member of the universe but I recommend him to. He and Jazz Jennings are good examples of how SRS doesn’t help troons but just makes them more miserable.

 

[mr.moon1488]

The tranch thread is nice because you don't need to go too much into autistic levels of digging in order to get a good laugh out of it. The RPGnet thread is a really good one to check after there's been some major happening because normally you'll see mods sperging over really milquetoast political takes.

 

[Lord of the Large Pants]

ResetERA never lets me down. Moviebob and Patrick Tomlinson are good for a quick larf as well.

 

[WULULULULU]

Second for Moviebob. If anyone wants a measurement of a soyboy and a twittard they are, use Moviebob as a comparison. Also anyone on Internet Famous and Community Watch if ever they know that community e-celeb.

 

[Beautiful Border]

ResetERA never lets me down. Moviebob and Patrick Tomlinson are good for a quick larf as well.

Not really a fan of threads like that tbh, people like Moviebob are more annoying than anything else. Those threads are only worth reading when they suffer some kind of terrible misfortune or public humiliation, like when he was called out by Lindsay Ellis. The best lolcow threads are about people like the Wogglebug woman or this fucking guy, just good old-fashioned, unabashed weirdos. I come to this site to laugh, not to seethe over something some random blue checkmark has said.

 

[ln18]

Probably not the whole thread but most should be able to find one or two of David/Susan Stone's public freakouts and reckless driving videos funny.

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/susan-stone-david-l-stone-dance-of-life.30628/

The OP doesn't have any driving videos maybe it needs an update?

 

[Juan But Not Forgotten]

Well, first they need to reevaluate their life choices, but since they've found their way here, it's way too late for that.

 

[hotcheetospuffs]

Blue Moon Nursery

 

[Mountain Dew]

At least reading the Lou Gagliardi thread's OP. It's a great lesson in why to never give money away to random people on Twitter for tourists who come here for the artcow threads.

 

[TokiBun]

Not really a fan of threads like that tbh, people like Moviebob are more annoying than anything else. Those threads are only worth reading when they suffer some kind of terrible misfortune or public humiliation, like when he was called out by Lindsay Ellis. The best lolcow threads are about people like the Wogglebug woman or this fucking guy, just good old-fashioned, unabashed weirdos. I come to this site to laugh, not to seethe over something some random blue checkmark has said.

What’s crazy is the Wogglebug thing is ironically loved on TikTok. I wasn’t expecting that considering how obscure her obsession is. It is pretty entertaining she’s still commenting on her thread.

 

[Coelacanth]

For anybody interested in the hellscape that is the Furry Fandom I seriously recommend the Furry Art Freak Show thread. Don't be intimidated by how huge it is, just get a drink (preferably alcoholic) and dive right in. You won't be disappointed.

 

[Testacles Maximus]

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/nice-guys.12844/

The Nice Guys thread contains some of the funniest shit I’ve ever seen on the internet and although some of the images and videos in it no longer work, what is still there holds up to this day.

Example:

Spoiler

 

[Red Hood]

Honestly you should be required to lurk for a few months before posting.

 

[Snigger]

MovieBob is the only one that makes me legitimately angry

 

[michael_bruh]

Wings is a good cow that's easy to know his lore because of the Down the Rabbit Hole video on him.

 

[Grub]

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/nice-guys.12844/

The Nice Guys thread contains some of the funniest shit I’ve ever seen on the internet and although some of the images and videos in it no longer work, what is still there holds up to this day.

Example:

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Damn, never actually read through that thread before, but that example is pretty funny. So fucking cringey. It's great.

 

[Toolbox]

Lighthearted wholesome content for the whole family.

Should at least be required reading for any furries.

 

[Pizdec]

The Shmorky thread is a good required read as how not to go about in dealing with someone who turned out to be a peepeepoopoo diaperfag, and the community reaction to it.

Lighthearted wholesome content for the whole family.

Should at least be required reading for any furries.

If someone tries to TLDR the thread, then you are required to listen to Cecil McFly's video on it, period. No one should be allowed to post in Animal Control without reading or listening to the Zoosadism shit.