Resident Evil - Virgin Vampire Wine Mom vs Chad Magnetic Lebowski

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That and also return back to 50s/60s era TV
but with trannies and faggots telling you they will rape your kids, and creepy shit like elsa/spiderman being shown to your toddler being left alone with the ipad. you know, just like the TV in the 60s!
faggots who can't handle a little gore(or being demonitized for it) should not make videos on the game, simple as that. his whole review is now void since he literally avoids headshotting enemies the entire way thru so he can keep his shekels. what a cunt
 
Pretty fucking stupid. Anyone that pulls this on me is instantly getting no more views from me.
Alternative to that website can't come fast enough, it's clear that youtube/google only wants low IQ nigger cattle and children that watch horrifyingly unsuitable content on their platform anymore
I really don't get how they care so much when most of their money comes from streams anyway. They don't care about the product they're making if they let this get between it. Hell you don't even care about the game you're playing because the most important mechanic is headshots. Why make the video at all?
 
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So I'm chilling and watching videos for the hell of it. A REMAKE 4 review/gaming essay video looks interesting so I sit down to watch it.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=c5uIndpq8t8While it's loading, I quickly scroll thru the comments, there is a pinned one from the author that says "I avoided headshots to prevent this video from getting demonetized, don't @ me with "Skill Issue!""
This made me lol so much I just had to post it here. How do you do a video on one of the bloodiest franchises like Resident Evil and try to avoid the gore on purpose? Is youtube really that bad that playing a violent video game can get you demonetized?
Peak 2023 youtube moment, and yet another startling example of your average REMAKE 4 player. What a joke.
Has there been a good video on the game made without drama like this? I know Act Man video was also criticized, and so was Sphere Troon's one obviously.
I'm honestly 90% convinced that it isn't bullshit because a lot of the "true crime" type videos I've seen will censor words like 'rape', 'murder', 'kill' and 'sex' from spoken dialogue and even use asterisks over half of the word when said words appear via text, which is even fucking dumber on YouTube's part because how can one make content about crime without using the words that refer to said crimes?

I don't know what the fuck happened to the Internet. Whether it's all of the programmer socks trannies and H1B pajeets ruining everything, the advertisers threatening to pull out because they don't want their shit product advertised next to a video of villagers in a video game getting decapitated, oversensitive Zoomers or just the fact that the advent of the smart phone has killed it because everything must be geared toward/created as if a horde of five year old kids with no attention span are watching it. Maybe it's all of it.

And all of the competing video streaming platforms either suck ass from a technical standpoint [half of the videos on BitChute don't even fucking try to buffer for instance] or they're exclusively geared toward Tim Pool enjoyers and PragerU boomers.
 
Which really means that he decided to make the game harder on himself so that he wouldn't have to spend time editing, which seems like it would be the worse option of the two
I mean, whether you're concerned about time or tedium, I think doing it this way saves a lot of it. Having to apply that effect to every single instance of whenever there's a headshot is tedious, tinkering around with motion-tracking in the event that it fucks up is tedious, and it plainly is an effect that looks bad any time it's included.
Alternative to that website can't come fast enough
You gonna pay for it? Because that's why there's no alternative. The site is a gigantic financial drain for Alphabet, who props it up for other reasons. The amount of money you have to burn to run that thing at-scale, while charging users nothing to upload and relying primarily on advertisement for 'revenue,' which never covers the costs of operation -- there's the reason all of the other alternatives suck balls.

It's also been pretty clear for a while that its leadership team is essentially braindead. They've lately floated 'banning ad blockers' on YouTube, which is inviting them into an arms race that they can't possibly win for an amount of revenue that is miniscule. Rather than, say, charging individuals a fee for hosting videos, or even a flat rate for the ability to upload videos - which would annoy people, sure, but they have an unbreakable monopoly on the market - if they wanted to have less red, that'd be the first thing any sane leadership team would turn to.
 
but with trannies and faggots telling you they will rape your kids, and creepy shit like elsa/spiderman being shown to your toddler being left alone with the ipad. you know, just like the TV in the 60s!
faggots who can't handle a little gore(or being demonitized for it) should not make videos on the game, simple as that. his whole review is now void since he literally avoids headshotting enemies the entire way thru so he can keep his shekels. what a cunt
This is what happens when history gets reversed
 
So I finally got the stomach to watch the entirety of RE4 Remake. I think this has all already been said, but it just reeks soullessness from every angle, not just that but making the plot somehow make even less sense. Gameplay mechanics are worse, what is added was never necessary, shitton of cut content, I could go on. Do I need to? Nobody is talking about it anymore, nobody cares anymore. People will still be playing Resident Evil 4 for years to come, the remake will only enjoy a fraction of that prestige and barely be remembered as more than a footnote a few years from now. That RE5 remake is going to be a disaster, good luck making a story that is essentially a white, boulder punching man fedposting an entire savanna worth of niggers away for "audience with modern sensibilities"
 
So I finally got the stomach to watch the entirety of RE4 Remake. I think this has all already been said, but it just reeks soullessness from every angle, not just that but making the plot somehow make even less sense. Gameplay mechanics are worse, what is added was never necessary, shitton of cut content, I could go on. Do I need to? Nobody is talking about it anymore, nobody cares anymore. People will still be playing Resident Evil 4 for years to come, the remake will only enjoy a fraction of that prestige and barely be remembered as more than a footnote a few years from now. That RE5 remake is going to be a disaster, good luck making a story that is essentially a white, boulder punching man fedposting an entire savanna worth of niggers away for "audience with modern sensibilities"
remember when they said they were gonna add more lore to the story and make the characters less "cartoony"? instead, they changed or even removed sections of the story making it even more retarded then the older game was (how the fuck is that even possible?) and ruined the charisma of the old characters just so they could go "REEEEEE, RELIGION BAD REEEEEE"

remember this?


the remake could have been the perfect excuse to remake RE4 to be what it was suppose to be early on but instead, they took the lazy route and just slap RE2 remake over RE4 and call it a day.
 
remember when they said they were gonna add more lore to the story and make the characters less "cartoony"? instead, they changed or even removed sections of the story making it even more retarded then the older game was (how the fuck is that even possible?) and ruined the charisma of the old characters just so they could go "REEEEEE, RELIGION BAD REEEEEE"

remember this?

https://youtube.com/watch?v=FrD5l7lHB_o
the remake could have been the perfect excuse to remake RE4 to be what it was suppose to be early on but instead, they took the lazy route and just slap RE2 remake over RE4 and call it a day.
I still want the hookman/castle RE, it looks far more interesting than anything that has released since 4(aside from maybe Revelations since I dig the aquatic theme). They did reuse some of the concepts for another Capcom game, "Haunting Ground" that was almost entirely about a woman and her dog running away from various boogeymen around a castle, with the implications of rape/forced childbirth if she was caught. Weird game, somewhat reminiscent of Clock Tower, I wonder how many RE3.5 concepts made it into Haunting Ground or Devil May Cry?

I don't think anyone really had high expectations for the remake, especially coming off of mediocre 8. Once the gameplay demo and trailers were shown off, pretty much everyone I know mocked the game for having no charisma/soul(which crapcom fanboys coped with by saying the Bingo line was still there), the stupid knife parry against the chainsaw and knife having health now, the awkward momentum based movement, the ugly looking Luis(who ended up being much less charismatic than in the original), and the list only went on as we found out more about the game. I think a lot of the cope from crapcom fanboys came from those who were actually fooled that they were getting the second coming of RE4 rather than a poor man's remake with the edges sanded off, their asshurt responses were usually not about how good the game was but rather personal attacks against people complaining about it(see: Crowbcat controversy, which ended up with him laughing at the fanboys as they genuinely believed they "owned" him or something for shitting up his comment section)
 
I'm seeing more cope from faggots that remind us on every page how nobody is talking about the game guys, and how we totally hate this product and DLC I bought day one but SOULLESS.

Move the fuck on.
You're not any better by seething about how you want to consoom the remastered version, you little spastic
 
Every time I open this thread the same handful of people are shitting their panties about how nobody is talking about it, how the original is so much better, and guys it sucks but I bought it all day one and am on my sixth playthrough but MUH INERTIA.

I've yet to see any of them actually post examples of the cope they talk about. It's just identical "Crapcom lol!" and tales of how they totally owned someone on YouTube.
 
I got it a year later at heavy discount and I try to be nuanced about it.

The removal of the laser was a mistake because it makes your shots unclear and inconsistent. The movement is less precise and makes positioning for contextual actions frustrating. The attitude of all the remakes has made almost all characters unlikable and retconning story bits in beloved games is stupid. Luis being more fleshed out is is a net positive but changing his killer is idotic because it removes a reason to hate the final villain.

On the plus side, making the knife resource based and adding the armor are good money sinks and tactical options. Tighter ammo balancing with more aggressive enemies works really well, I just wish aiming wasnt so awful. The treasure overhaul adds a layer of strategy and dynamism to the old system which both improves decision making while making missing treasures more lenient since gems are universal. The shooting gallery is genuinely difficult I just wish it was less about memorization and more about skill but doing all the challenges was really fun, again the aiming gets in the way of this being perfect though. The bolt launcher is a great addtion and incorporating and buffing the mine launcher is smart since its useless in the original. The new smg and full auto rifle however are terrible and not fixing the tmp to have some purpose seems like a missed opportunity. I think there's room for both to exist I just wish the original games would also get ported which ist a problem with 4 its been rereleased 100 times (also mercs3d needs the rev1 treatment)
 
Every time I open this thread the same handful of people are shitting their panties about how nobody is talking about it
Welcome to the Kiwifarms Games Subforum, dude.

Hell, welcome to Gen Z gamers who think every fucking game is supposed to have the same engagement as a GaaS title.

I know it can be difficult, but laugh, disregard and enjoy game.
 
Welcome to the Kiwifarms Games Subforum, dude.

Hell, welcome to Gen Z gamers who think every fucking game is supposed to have the same engagement as a GaaS title.

I know it can be difficult, but laugh, disregard and enjoy game.
Zoomers (just like millennials) really ruined gaming for the worst
 
Welcome to the Kiwifarms Games Subforum, dude.

Hell, welcome to Gen Z gamers who think every fucking game is supposed to have the same engagement as a GaaS title.

I know it can be difficult, but laugh, disregard and enjoy game.
I kinda get where he's coming from when you come to a place and want to see some decent and interesting discussion for some games and instead it's just nothing but people whining about how awful everything is for several paragraphs.

But you're right, laughter and disregarding is the best solution. It's just a bit difficult to accept that when you're stuck in one mindset.
 
No, I get it too. But I've just had to accept that this is what Kiwifarms primarily is. Especially with like a handful of specific users.

I've seen it in so many threads. Some people just hate everything, or want to shit on everything. I'm guilty of it too with some games, and it annoys me with others. But outside of just laughing and pointing out something is retarded, there isn't much more to do than just fuck off to someplace more positive.
 
I'm seeing more cope from faggots that remind us on every page how nobody is talking about the game guys, and how we totally hate this product and DLC I bought day one but SOULLESS.

Move the fuck on.
Yeah this game fucking sucks dude I only beat it 9 times and speedran it to get S+ and every unlock but that's just so I really KNOW I hate it!

Seriously just admit that you guys fucking like it but still prefer the original it's not a black and white fucking thing.
So I finally got the stomach to watch the entirety of RE4 Remake
Watch, huh? You get all your opinions from YouTube videos or just this one?
I kinda get where he's coming from when you come to a place and want to see some decent and interesting discussion for some games and instead it's just nothing but people whining about how awful everything is for several paragraphs.
I don't even really mind it being negative discussion. What personally gets me is how regurgitated and fucking annoying it is to read the same 4chan or fucking eceleb tier totally substance absent complaints over and over. Muh censored ballistics, muh wacky tone, muh 'soul' because certain details are different (even though Remake has tons of new little touches)

It just means you're just a vapid person.
 
No, I get it too. But I've just had to accept that this is what Kiwifarms primarily is. Especially with like a handful of specific users.

I've seen it in so many threads. Some people just hate everything, or want to shit on everything. I'm guilty of it too with some games, and it annoys me with others. But outside of just laughing and pointing out something is retarded, there isn't much more to do than just fuck off to someplace more positive.
Which sucks because any place "more positive" is most likely in the complete opposite direction where everyone's a consoomer and do not ask questions, simply consoom product or else you're a toxic gamer chud.

Honestly I'd still mostly take the tradeoff here. At least I can call 4chan tourists niggers and laugh when they think stalking you from thread to thread and leaving mean profile comments makes a difference.
 
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