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It was a golden opportunity to make new Resident Evil movie that's more faithful to the games, shame it's wasted on this Woke horseshit.

The "best" part is how they cast a minority actor to "embody" Leon only to have him treated as a comic relief bossed around by Claire who is somehow more competent than him, which is white feminism 101.

Woke casting, not even once!
Zero interactions with Ada, rip Aeon fans
Because ya know, they can't just be equals like in the games.

Modern culture is as casually misandrist as 1950s culture was sexist towards women.
 
It was a golden opportunity to make new Resident Evil movie that's more faithful to the games, shame it's wasted on this Woke horseshit.


Because ya know, they can't just be equals like in the games.

Modern culture is as casually misandrist as 1950s culture was sexist towards women.
Ironically, the characters with the most depth are all white men (Chris, Wesker, Birkin). Leon thing comes off as a genuine racism, the actor is either stupid or he's just too lazy to shave for a role. But yeah, Claire and Jill got their more caring sides toned down because strong women bullshit. I'm only vaguely curious how they gonna handle the potential Code Veronica movie considering the subject matter...
 
FUCKING LOL
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The "best" part is how they cast a minority actor to "embody" Leon only to have him treated as a comic relief bossed around by Claire who is somehow more competent than him, which is white feminism 101.

Woke casting, not even once!
Zero interactions with Ada, rip Aeon fans

I'm still weirded out that despite Leon being Filipino, they couldn't have gotten someone with better hair to play him.

Like damn, at least pretend like you cared about the source material.
 
It IS a good joke though. Doubly so with this shitty movie, now that Leon and Ada don't interact at all; now Claire can fully take in Leon's Ubermensch sperm.

Mission complete, Chris-bros.
well

this Leon has hots for Jill

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Someone updated the plot on Wikipedia:
Claire Redfield and her brother Chris are children living at the Raccoon City Orphanage. Claire meets and befriends Lisa Trevor, a disfigured girl who has been experimented on. Dr. William Birkin, an employee for the Umbrella Corporation, oversees the orphanage and takes children for his own experimental research. Claire escapes from Birkin when she is selected to participate in an experiment.

In 1998, Claire returns to Raccoon City, hitchhiking in a semi-truck. While distracted, the truck driver hits a woman who is walking in the road. When Claire and the driver investigate, the woman disappears, leaving only a pool of blood behind. The truck driver's Dobermann licks the blood, and, over time, begins to foam at the mouth; becoming erratic. Meanwhile, Leon S. Kennedy, a rookie police officer, notices that the diner's owner has blood coming from her eyes when a deformed crow crashes into the window.

Claire heads to Chris's home to warn him about Umbrella's experiments, revealing Ben Bertolucci as her source of information. After Chris leaves for the police station, Claire steals his motorbike. Before leaving, a child breaks into the house, running from his mother; both have severe hair loss, are erratic, and bloody.

At the police station, the STARS Alpha team meet with Chief Brian Irons to discuss the recent events. Irons explains he doesn't know what is going on, but that Bravo team is missing while investigating a death at the remote Spencer Mansion. Alpha team, composed of Chris, Jill Valentine, Richard Aiken, Brad Vickers, and Albert Wesker is sent to the mansion to investigate. Traveling by helicopter, Alpha team find Bravo team's police vehicle and follow tracks to the mansion.

Inside, the team splits up with Wesker and Jill going upstairs. Unknown to his teammates, Wesker is an operative for an unidentified party, tasked with stealing Birkin's virus, using inside knowledge to navigate the mansion. Jill then sees the helicopter crashing into the mansion, after the pilot Brad gets bitten by a zombie. Wesker saves Jill from another zombie before leaving the team. Meanwhile, Chris and Richard encounter zombies eating the bodies of Bravo team. Richard is eaten while Chris battles the horde, with Jill ultimately saving him. The pair flee the zombies, following Wesker into a secret passage he unlocked.

Back at the police station, the truck driver, now bitten by his dog, transforms into a zombie and crashes his truck into the entrance of the station. Chief Irons shoots the aflame zombie, awakening a sleeping Leon, then announces he is leaving, putting Leon in charge. Irons travels out of the city, but is stopped by Umbrella guards who shoot civilians attempting to escape the city. Returning to the station, Irons is attacked by a zombie dog but Claire rescues him. Claire and Leon retrieve weapons and supplies from the armory and encounter Ben.

Hysterical, Ben steals Leon's gun, but a zombie inmate bites him before he is able to escape his cell. Leon, Claire, and Irons then abandon the police station and travel to the Orphanage, looking for a secret Umbrella tunnel in the building. A licker kills Irons and attacks Leon, but he is saved by Lisa who recognizes Claire and gives them the keys to the secret passage.

Wesker, traveling through the passage, encounters Dr. Birkin. Birkin reaches for his gun shooting Wesker in the chest before Wesker shoots back, nearly killing him. Birkin's wife Annette then grabs the gun, but Wesker shoots her and kills her. When Wesker hesitates to pull the trigger on Sherry, Jill shoots him. Chris rushes to Sherry and finds that William has injected himself with the "G-Virus", who begins mutating. Chris, Sherry, and Jill run from Birkin, reunite with Claire and Leon and escape to an underground train. The train is stopped when Raccoon City is destroyed, allowing a fully mutated Birkin to attack the train. Leon saves Claire by shooting him with a rocket launcher, killing him.

In a mid-credits scene, Wesker awakens in a body bag, unable to see anything. A figure then hands him sunglasses and reveals herself as Ada Wong.
 
I got a Quest 2 and started playing Resident Evil 4 on it.

Maybe it's because I haven't played any of the re-releases of Resident Evil 4, so basically haven't played it since 2008-2009 when I disconnected my Gamecube, but damn am I enjoying this a shit ton.

Had to take a break at the Farm though, maybe it's because I was fucking around a lot but my eyes started watering so I stopped.
 
I saw the movie and it was ok at best. It's better than the Alice movies but not by much. I enjoyed the game references (even if they didn't make sense).

I hate how they portrayed Wesker in particular. They massacred my boy. Him being a asshole was likeable idk why they made him a sappy boi with morals and shit.

Also the Wesker/Jill fanfiction made me cringe. Well, almost the whole movie made me cringe but that made me cringe the most.
 
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I just got to watch the new movie which is incredible.

It feels like FMVs from the game remixed and connected through nonsensical dialogues sequences while taking "miscast" and "misunderstood" to a whole new level.
It's low budget af. and they're not even trying to hide it.
It tries to be RE1 and RE2 at the same time but leaves everything good from the games out of the movie.
The writers came up with new background stories for some of the characters just to justify them being there at the same time. Even if you don't know shit about the first 3 games, it's insultingly bad.
The paycheck for the actors wasn't that big and it shows in their performance.

Some of my personal highlights when it comes to the changes they made compared to the games:


- Chris and Claire Redfield as well as Lisa Trevor grew up in the RC orphanage overseen by Birkin.
- Only Mr. Birkin is evil af. Mrs. Birkin had no idea at all.
- Leon is Kang
- Jill is Kang
- Lisa Trevor kills the one and only licker in the movie. The scene lasts about 20 seconds.
- Wesker has been degraded some random 3rd grade betrayer




I'd say it's way worse than the first 2 RE movies featuring Milla.
 
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