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The Last Stand said:
I'm calling it. Lady Dimitrescu is the best part of Resident Evil 8. Hell, she's one of the best villains in gaming yet IMHO.

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Capcom managed to perfectly balance the vintage with the modern while designing Lady Dimitrescu without compromising any fidelity or femininity from her. If you told me she was modeled from the 1800s, I'd believe you.
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8 has her, who is a great villain and the dolls. Those things were creepy and wish Capcom would incorporate more dolls in the series
 
The Last Stand said:
I'm calling it. Lady Dimitrescu is the best part of Resident Evil 8. Hell, she's one of the best villains in gaming yet IMHO.

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Capcom managed to perfectly balance the vintage with the modern while designing Lady Dimitrescu without compromising any fidelity or femininity from her. If you told me she was modeled from the 1800s, I'd believe you.
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Masturbating hands wrote this post.

She is barely a character. She's an inferior Mr X in every way in Gameplay and offers little interesting or new. The dragon fight is neat but it's not really exciting. She's upstaged by her own mansion and the daughters are better mechanically and as villains that cause distress to the player.
 
30+GameOvers said:
Zero isn't as bad as people make it out to be, it's just that by the time it came out, people were sick and tired of tank control survivor horror games to death. This is one of the big reasons why Resident Evil 4 was such a hit, I think RE0 really needed to re-invent the wheel in a similar way to keep the genre going and a shitty two player mode wasn't it. Game would have been a lot better if it was a safer title, ironically enough, letting you select between two characters like the first game did with Jill/Chris and the other being an NPC, and while the entire game couldn't take place onboard a train I feel like we could have had a more unique setting than just the fucking mansion again. RE Remastered was coming out around that time so it was twice as redundant, similarly to RE2/3 taking place in the same fucking city.

I dunno what they could have done to make RE0 more than the last dying breath of the genre before RE2R and RE7 kind of re-invigorated it years later, but I won't join in shitting on it. RE0 could have been a great title, but it wasn't and that's that, it certainly didn't kill the franchise or the genre.
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I hear you but the counter-point is that I'll still play REmake1 every now and then and genuinely enjoy myself whereas you would have to tape a controller to my hand and force me to replay 0. It's just such a miserable experience and a total fucking waste of what could have been a pair of legendary games that people look back on and use as the gold standard of the fixed-camera survival horror genre. Instead we got one of those and another that just reeks of "what if?"

I am convinced if they had just done exactly what they did for RE2 (two separate story lines that loosely connect to each other but have entirely separate campaigns you can through in A/B scenarios or shit, just RE1 style even) it could have worked, ignoring all the shitty story beats, monsters, and environments. As it stands it's the worst of everything but looks good I guess.
 
Might be a blazing hot take but I think Silent Hill F will probably end up being more fun to play than RE9, maybe not objectively the better game in every single aspect but more fun to play.

RE9 looks pretentious as fuck. "Omg Grace can have realistic panic attacks!"

Fuck off.
 
well im going to play F and skip 9 so you might be correct- now that im thinking off the last RE i legit 100% enjoyed was 7. The 12342352 games that they have made after that just skipped my brain just like a fast food meal just pass you by. resident evil is legit low brow slop, well made sometimes but slop
 
Chapalapachapa said:
well im going to play F and skip 9 so you might be correct- now that im thinking off the last RE i legit 100% enjoyed was 7. The 12342352 games that they have made after that just skipped my brain just like a fast food meal just pass you by. resident evil is legit low brow slop, well made sometimes but slop
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At the end of the day videogames are supposed to be fun and (to me at least) SHF looks like a more fun game.

I don't play games for a deep character study of social inequalities and the human condition or whatever the fuck I just want to have fun.

Neil Druckman and similar hacks can suck my ass.
 
I love how the Silent Hill thread is dilating itself from it's usual nostalgiafagging autism (that, & a tinge of wokeness that some of it's dev interviews has) over Silent Hill F.

Meanwhile, the Resident Evil thread somehow loves it over it's own upcoming game.
 
Chapalapachapa said:
Silent Hill nostalgiafag are worse than the New Vegas trannies
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Silent Hill nostalgia is sort of a strange thing in general because only the first and second games in the series are actually set in Silent Hill.

The other eight or so existing games from three onwards are either set in their own setting or non canon spinoffs so what does "being a Silent Hill purist" even mean?

A lot of people claiming to be oldfag fans probably weren't even alive in 1999 when the first game released.
 
Jace on ice said:
Silent Hill nostalgia is sort of a strange thing in general because only the first and second games in the series are actually set in Silent Hill.

The other eight or so existing games from three onwards are either set in their own setting or non canon spinoffs so what does "being a Silent Hill purist" even mean?

A lot of people claiming to be oldfag fans probably weren't even alive in 1999 when the first game released.
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It has nothing to do with where they're set. Silent Hill is the youtuber darling of horror games. It's not a long term well loved game, it's talking heads making it a retro classic decades after it failed to impact the industry in any meaningful way.
 
Jace on ice said:
Silent Hill nostalgia is sort of a strange thing in general because only the first and second games in the series are actually set in Silent Hill.
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You dilating about a game series you know nothing about for no reason is what's strange zoomie. There's literally only 1 game before this slopsurrection of the brand that didn't have the protagonist eventually go to Silent Hill.

Asking retarded questions when you are literally ignorant is an own to nobody but yourself. You could logically answer your own stupid question if you cared enough to look up so much as who developed the games and the immediately evident cut off point stared you in the face.

Instead you make up fanfiction about le fans being le wrong even though you're clueless about anything involving the series.
Kofi Drinka said:
It's not a long term well loved game,
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Nigger, are you 12? The first 3 SH games were all showpiece titles on PS1&2 and the series was 2nd only to Resident Evil as far as mainstream horror game franchises went going into the PS360 era when it turned to shit. The games were both critically acclaimed and beloved by fans to an autistic degree, SH2 in particular became the poster child for muh psychological horror that people are still influenced by (read:aping) to this day.

Is there a term for zoomer tourists aggressively seething and making up narratives about games they have no knowledge of? Imagine being upset at a game older than you that you also never played and have only seen sloptube thumbnails of.
 
GeorgeFloydFentanylStash said:
8 has her, who is a great villain and the dolls. Those things were creepy and wish Capcom would incorporate more dolls in the series
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Dolls are generic and the only reason they were in 8 is because of the hook man demo which featured dolls that got scrapped because they dont make good enemies.

That said 8 does the dolls well (Its the only good part of the dlc too) BUT the dollhouse is the worst of the 4 dungeons cause its just fucking tedious walking around with none of the core mechanics.
 
capitalBBustard said:
You dilating about a game series you know nothing about for no reason is what's strange zoomie. There's literally only 1 game before this slopsurrection of the brand that didn't have the protagonist eventually go to Silent Hill.

Asking retarded questions when you are literally ignorant is an own to nobody but yourself. You could logically answer your own stupid question if you cared enough to look up so much as who developed the games and the immediately evident cut off point stared you in the face.

Instead you make up fanfiction about le fans being le wrong even though you're clueless about anything involving the series.

Nigger, are you 12? The first 3 SH games were all showpiece titles on PS1&2 and the series was 2nd only to Resident Evil as far as mainstream horror game franchises went going into the PS360 era when it turned to shit. The games were both critically acclaimed and beloved by fans to an autistic degree, SH2 in particular became the poster child for muh psychological horror that people are still influenced by (read:aping) to this day.

Is there a term for zoomer tourists aggressively seething and making up narratives about games they have no knowledge of? Imagine being upset at a game older than you that you also never played and have only seen sloptube thumbnails of.
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Christ, calm down old man, getting worked up like that is bad for your heart.
 
The Last Stand said:
I'm calling it. Lady Dimitrescu is the best part of Resident Evil 8.
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It’s funny because Lady D is definitely intimidating, but it also feels like she kind of mogs the other Houses. I didn’t do a deep dive into RE8’s production but you get the sense they had some longer arcs for the other Lords that got lost. Even Mother Miranda feels like a draft.
 
Captain Syrup said:
It’s funny because Lady D is definitely intimidating, but it also feels like she kind of mogs the other Houses. I didn’t do a deep dive into RE8’s production but you get the sense they had some longer arcs for the other Lords that got lost. Even Mother Miranda feels like a draft.
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she was also just a draft til they saw how popular she was and built more stuff for her.
 
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I hope this is fake. Does Leon *really* need an eyepatch?
 
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