Resident Evil - Virgin Vampire Wine Mom vs Chad Magnetic Lebowski

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"You're right hand comes off?" (Don't correct me the original release has this typo)

Leon was an incredibly charming character in 4 and the writing has never reached those peaks again, though 7 and 8 did a good job at times and obviously wesker stole the show at the end of 5.
It was more D.C. Douglas than anything, Wesker was always cool, but his voice acting really elevated him, plus the quick stepping around was kino as fuck, and made him scary.. this is a guy who isn't just a big veiny oily naked fuck with a claw arm.. he's zipping around faster than the eye can see just to fuck with Chris.

then his final battle he became a Veiny Oily naked fuck with a metal debris Claw arm, signifying his eminent death.
 
Chris should show up in a helicopter and yell

"If you had continued the Redfield bloodline then your kids wouldn't be cucks and incels Leon!"
 
I really don't like that Raccoon City is "back". It can't be "back". It's GONE. It is destroyed, and it was a very brave decision to write it to be destroyed.
 
I really don't like that Raccoon City is "back". It can't be "back". It's GONE. It is destroyed, and it was a very brave decision to write it to be destroyed.
Meh. At least it's more plausible than how frequently the aliens franchise does this.

I would like an explanation as to why shit isn't radioactive though.
 
I really don't like that Raccoon City is "back". It can't be "back". It's GONE. It is destroyed, and it was a very brave decision to write it to be destroyed.
It shouldn't come as a surprise since the boomer developers wanted to go back to the mansion rubble for RE2 originally.
 
From what I understand, she nuked her channel after the backlash she apparently had from a bunch of retarded nu-fan tourists that didn't like that the dark hallway simulator was being called out.
If it's the video I'm thinking of I listened to that piece of shit way back and >her main complaints were some invented feminist headcanon bullshit that didn't get into the actual issues you could have with REmake2, instead focussing on perceived character assassination of Leon and others, which is fine I guess but I think I posted about it before how all her shit boils down to, Well that's like your opinion, man.
 
If it's the video I'm thinking of I listened to that piece of shit way back and >her main complaints were some invented feminist headcanon bullshit that didn't get into the actual issues you could have with REmake2, instead focussing on perceived character assassination of Leon and others, which is fine I guess but I think I posted about it before how all her shit boils down to, Well that's like your opinion, man.
Nah, I watched the video today and the plot is somehow even dumber than the OG RE2. At least in the original, you could tell someone cared and put some thought into how the story and characters worked, even if it did feel like some schlocky B movie rather than a serious horror game. RE2R, on the other hand, makes that game's writing and dialogue look like a masterpiece, forgot all about how mediocre RE2R is as a game and how absolutely awful every single line of dialogue and cutscene is in it. I guess the graphics and gameplay are better, but at the cost of everything else? Same thing with RE4R, probably the same crew of useless, talentless faggots. Crapcom faggots seething at anyone who dared to insult the latest piece of trash Capcom put out is just the cherry on top, she should have just ignored them like Crowbcat did.

RE8 is genuinely better, at least it tries something new and doesn't pretend to be RE4, even tho like half the content is stolen from that game anyways.
 
Meh. At least it's more plausible than how frequently the aliens franchise does this.

I would like an explanation as to why shit isn't radioactive though.
Because it wasn't a Nuke but a super high yield thermoberic bomb, the shockwave and explosion killed most life there but I doubt all of it, this entire game is a "well what about the gross old shit that survived?" Because you know the Govt just walled it off stationed some bored military guys outside and called it a day
 
Because it wasn't a Nuke but a super high yield thermoberic bomb
This is 2025 retconned bullshit and the one that goes off in 3make is clearly a fucking nuke, but even still is non canon along with the 2-3 numakes.

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Resident Evil 9 is about to have even less realistic depiction of a post-nuclear apocalypse than even Bethesda could have portrayed. What a time to be alive!
Speaking of which, do we know which team is making this one? If it's the same one behind the non-canon remakes, then the plot and characters are going to suck big time, that's for certain.
 
Because it wasn't a Nuke but a super high yield thermoberic bomb, the shockwave and explosion killed most life there but I doubt all of it, this entire game is a "well what about the gross old shit that survived?" Because you know the Govt just walled it off stationed some bored military guys outside and called it a day
Well the lore was that the gov walled that shit off and tried to appropriate it for glowie shit. Seems like that plotline is gonna get some payoff
 
. It may be the girlfriend he broke up with before RE2 and grace might be his kid.
Wouldn't make sense though because he broke up with her before coming to Racoon City, and the only people he encountered were Marvin, Claire, Sherry, Annette, and Ada. So unless Leon and Alyssa hooked up afterwards somehow I just don't see it.

I hope his kids look slightly asian, the Chris posting would be hilarious.

It shouldn't come as a surprise since the boomer developers wanted to go back to the mansion rubble for RE2 originally.
The idea seemed interesting, if it was part of a more open RE2. Eventually the plant zombies that were originally going to be there would wind up in RE: Outbreak and in the second REmake.
 
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The idea seemed interesting, if it was part of a more open RE2. Eventually the plant zombies that were originally going to be there would wind up in RE: Outbreak and in the second REmake.
At this point Requiem ought to go to the fucking mansion if we're going back to Raccoon.
Look up a thermoberic explosion, Mushroom cloud is not limited to a nuke
The ending cutscene of Nemesis is a unequivocally a nuke. Don't carry water for these Californian fags making these games now.

They started making it vague what happened to Raccoon as early as the Outbreak games.
 
The ending cutscene of Nemesis is a unequivocally a nuke. Don't carry water for these Californian fags making these games now.

They started making it vague what happened to Raccoon as early as the Outbreak games.
while your right, it certainly is implied, I don't think they ever use the word Nuke as far as my shoddy memory goes.

really, they should have carpet nuked the entire region to the fucking grown, then bunkered the ground, and then just kept bombing it.
G-mutants getting out would have been really fucking bad.
 
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