Resident Evil - Virgin Vampire Wine Mom vs Chad Magnetic Lebowski

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The next RE game if it's not a reboot is gonna start looking like an action hero retirement farm if they keep going forward in the timeline.

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I'm ok with that.


my boy wesker FUCKS i wont let you slander him
He banged until RE5 then he decided to fuck everyone's DNA Epstein style
 
I guess it will really depend on whether there's something unique about her sections. Maybe they'll have her focus more on exploration, puzzles and crafting?
WIth RE8 a lot of people talked about the Doll House section, maybe they scratched their whispy chinaman beards and thought "hm, maybe if we had more of that but mixed with..."
 
No you guys aren't getting it; Crapcom heard out complaints about the absolutely half-assed shitty B-scenarios from RE2make and are actually making a full on proper ZAPPING system with two characters and their unique campaigns that play into each other with A & B scenarios for each!

It's a miracle!

There's no way they're going to be threading the needle and trying to make everyone happy at once resulting in confusion and frustrating across the board. No way that'll happen.
 
So here's a 12-minute gameplay showcase, and it generally seems like RE9 is just a combination of RE2R, RE4R and RE7/8.
This is looking more and more like a crappy version of The Evil Within.

Happy 26th to Resident Evil Gun Survivor. Despite its problems, it was still truer to the spirit of the series than most of the games that came after. Crazy to think it came out just a week before Code Veronica.
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Leon letting the nurse get killed is really stupid, there so many other ways they could have framed that whole sequence to not make him look like an idiot or just callous.

Sure, Leon is kinda edgy but letting a poor woman die without at least a warning is kinda bold for New Age Capcom.
She's not Chinese enough for him to put in the effort in his age, please understand.
 
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I gotta say all my enthusiasm has been drained for this game. The fat baby monster is just more of the same garbage we had in RE8. Grace is going to be excruciating. While I like half of RE7, this latest trilogy fucking sucks and I'd rather go back to the RE6 days.
 
Breaking away from the action segments to play vulnerable girl who can't fight segments has never been fun. We're going to spend half the game wishing it was the other half.
 
Anyone else getting tired of New Age Resident Evil referencing cult classic movies?
Fat baby monster in the gameplay looks like Brundlefly from The Fly remake with Jeff Goldblum
The new antagonist using night vision goggles like Buffalo Bill in The Silence of the Lambs
It feels kind of derivative.
 
Anyone else getting tired of New Age Resident Evil referencing cult classic movies?
Fat baby monster in the gameplay looks like Brundlefly from The Fly remake with Jeff Goldblum
The new antagonist using night vision goggles like Buffalo Bill in The Silence of the Lambs
It feels kind of derivative.
Nu Crapcom has been creatively bankrupt at least a decade now.
 
Nu Crapcom has been creatively bankrupt at least a decade now.
its really painful all the greats have braindrained into retards, or the best teams dissolved, replaced with basically nothing.

Videogames becoming the most popular and profitable media format of all time was a devastating event.
 
It makes me grateful they've forgotten about some of their other franchises.
Personally I think Dino Crisis was a shit series from the beginning, but a good kinda shit. It could benefit with a remake that doesn't have the most convoluted/vague mixing system they've ever done. But they'll make Regina a girl boss like Nu Jill.

I'm glad DMC is dead after that fan service circlejork piece of shit V was.

Onimusha looks like it might be fun, but I won't hold my breath. I prefer the trilogy with the more darker tone and this one clearly isn't that.

Street Fighter has been faggot shit since V.
its really painful all the greats have braindrained into retards, or the best teams dissolved, replaced with basically nothing.

Videogames becoming the most popular and profitable media format of all time was a devastating event.
All the boomers from the 90s moved on and now it's all west coast millennial faggots doing these things now.
 
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Breaking away from the action segments to play vulnerable girl who can't fight segments has never been fun. We're going to spend half the game wishing it was the other half.
What was it capcom described the game as? “It’s like jumping from a sauna into a cold bath.” What a way to say “the pacing is gonna be shit.”
 
I gotta say all my enthusiasm has been drained for this game. The fat baby monster is just more of the same garbage we had in RE8. Grace is going to be excruciating. While I like half of RE7, this latest trilogy fucking sucks and I'd rather go back to the RE6 days.
7 was legit until the end, 8 was cool until you leave the castle and this thing sounds trash since the beginning. To play badass leon i could just boot up 4
 
Personally I think Dino Crisis was a shit series from the beginning, but a good kinda shit. It could benefit with a remake that doesn't have the most convoluted/vague mixing system they've ever done. But they'll make Regina a girl boss like Nu Jill.

I'm glad DMC is dead after that fan service circlejork piece of shit V was.
DC was fine until 3 where capcom somehow managed to make fighting dinosaurs in space suck.

Funny you should mention DMCV. For the past 9 months it's been capcom's best selling game apparently. Moved another 2.5 million units. They claim its because of the anime but more than likely its the last decent thing they've made and it cost next to nothing if you wait for a sale. I suppose with Kamiya being back they could potentially make a new one but I don't trust him with that series anymore. Itsuno always did better.
 
She's not Chinese enough for him to save, please understand.
I heard something in an interview that indicates they actually might play into Leons PTSD with this game. Might even give him a personality issue that explains how bad he is at saving people. Id actually love that, if they can pull that off but there is a dangerous chance it could be stupid.
 
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