Resident Evil - Virgin Vampire Wine Mom vs Chad Magnetic Lebowski

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I've been thinking over some story ideas, like ways they could bring back Spencer.

Let's say the Spencer Wesker killed in 5 was actually a double, after the Raccoon City incident, Spencer knew he would have to go deep into hiding, the castle we see isn't even the original Spencer castle, Spencer pulled it off to where he even fooled Wesker and has still been alive all these years, being the one secretly behind The Connections.

Or alternatively, you don't need to bring Spencer back himself, but say he was just a member of a wider Illuminati type group which the Umbrella Emblem represents, one with a history stretching back thousands of years, which is why you see it in 8's village.

Meanwhile The Duke and even The Merchant from RE4 are part of a good secret society that has long been trying to bring down this group and save the world from their machinations.
 
Resident Evil 4 is the only good game in the series
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I liked RE8 quite a lot, mixed feelings on the plot notwithstanding.

But good fucking lord do I hate what they did with Village of Shadows difficulty, it's like they cranked up the health and damage of the mooks to what seems like mini boss levels, the lycans can get up from a direct hit with the grenade launcher, often times you have to exploit the AI to kill the enemies with a knife just to conserve ammunition.

Hardcore was fine enough, they didn't need to add another difficulty into the game especially when the reward isn't even worth it in the end.
 
Skip watching Infinite Darkness. It's straight dogshit, even if the Netflix branding isn't obvious enough.

I can't go into full details just yet without turning this whole post into a rant, but I can say it's plays out like a fanfic Renny Harlin movie that goes zero to retarded fast that goes into a fast pace while skipping developing any plot or atmosphere that it hates what it is and wants to get itself over immediately. To the point where it becomes unbearingly predictable about the plot that expects you to completely bash your head in until it stops functioning as well not having any knowledge of the series in general. Granted, it has moments of great visuals, interesting scenes that should go to a more better series, and kinda pretty to look at.

But do not watch this, do not watch this at all. It's trash, it's garbage, you'll be losing brain cells like in the Paul W.S. Anderson movies.
 
6 is....just noise.. Even the soundtrack is unmemorable.
It's very obviously a case of them not knowing where to really take the series after the death of Wesker but being forced to crank one out anyway and just throwing everything at the wall to see what sticks.

Skip watching Infinite Darkness. It's straight dogshit, even if the Netflix branding isn't obvious enough.

I can't go into full details just yet without turning this whole post into a rant, but I can say it's plays out like a fanfic Renny Harlin movie that goes zero to retarded fast that goes into a fast pace while skipping developing any plot or atmosphere that it hates what it is and wants to get itself over immediately. To the point where it becomes unbearingly predictable about the plot that expects you to completely bash your head in until it stops functioning as well not having any knowledge of the series in general. Granted, it has moments of great visuals, interesting scenes that should go to a more better series, and kinda pretty to look at.

But do not watch this, do not watch this at all. It's trash, it's garbage, you'll be losing brain cells like in the Paul W.S. Anderson movies.
Bummer, I was wanting to check that out.

Is there anything that hints at where the story may be going post 8?
 
Is there anything that hints at where the story may be going post 8?

Nope, strictly stays in the 2000-2006 timeline. Not to mention Penamstan's a headache in itself on how it claims it's a part of the War of Terror when it's 11 months before 9/11 happen and the US was conducting small scale operations in 2000. It's just so heavy handed on how they're trying too hard to integrate Graham into every George W as well and wedge in hard everything RE related.
 
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Skip watching Infinite Darkness. It's straight dogshit, even if the Netflix branding isn't obvious enough.

I can't go into full details just yet without turning this whole post into a rant, but I can say it's plays out like a fanfic Renny Harlin movie that goes zero to retarded fast that goes into a fast pace while skipping developing any plot or atmosphere that it hates what it is and wants to get itself over immediately. To the point where it becomes unbearingly predictable about the plot that expects you to completely bash your head in until it stops functioning as well not having any knowledge of the series in general. Granted, it has moments of great visuals, interesting scenes that should go to a more better series, and kinda pretty to look at.

But do not watch this, do not watch this at all. It's trash, it's garbage, you'll be losing brain cells like in the Paul W.S. Anderson movies.
Yeah, it’s not very good. I watched it last night and it definitely didn’t feel like resident evil.

I mean, it’s got good things about it. The visuals are good, some of Leon’s lines are pretty funny, but overall yeah, it’s a nothing-burger.

oh yeah, I also gotta mention that they just kill off the new characters at the end. Kinda wonder why they had a Chinese lady in the show if she wasn’t gonna be Ada.
 
Nope, strictly stays in the 2000-2007 timeline. Not to mention Penamstan's a headache in itself on how it claims it's a part of the War of Terror when it's 11 months before 9/11 happen and the US was conducting small scale operations in 2000. It's just so heavy handed on how they're trying too hard to integrate Graham into every George W as well and wedge in hard everything RE related.
That's wild because I was just reading about how 9/11 is supposed to have happened in the RE universe and now there's RE media directly addressing that, but you say they screw the timeline up, are you sure it's supposed to be 2000 and not 2002 maybe?

Maybe they're trying to say the War on Terror started early because of Racoon City, but that doesn't make sense either as there's a big difference between an accident and intentional terrorism.
 
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