Retarded Emojis You Really Like.

[RI 360]

I enjoy this pineapple slice themed emoji set on snapchat, and this one is probably my favorite:

I like it so much I almost want to have a print made of it. I love the beady soulless eyes that still seem to convey the pineapple slice being mired in an existential crisis as it hides from reality in the safety of this delicious ice cream cone. idk why there's a straw.

 

[Acceptable]

i love these disgusting facebook stickers

they are deeply disturbing, but friendly looking.

 

[RI 360]

i love these disgusting facebook stickers
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they are deeply disturbing, but friendly looking.

I think the grotesque clams/mollusks are cute tbh.

 

[Feline Darkmage]

Do our own forum smilies count?

 

[Male]

 

[RI 360]

I also really love this morbid emotionless send off to his friend or family member in their tin can coffin waiting to be consumed:

 

[RI 360]

URGENTLY NEEDED DOUBLE POST: there's a fucking write up on the pineapple chunk that tells its life story.

https://www.romper.com/p/snapchat-pineapple-stickers-emotional-journey-will-have-you-in-tears-7958

The best line being:

After the loss of his mother, Pineapple — who, somewhere in there, was struck by lightning a little bit — found comfort in the arm of his longtime friend and confidant, Chunk. The two eventually moved to Portland where Pineapple and Chunk lived out the rest of their days happily gardening and planting flowers in his mother's corpse.

 

[ICametoLurk]

Remember the Pineapple shoah goyim.

 

[Deinonychus]

I know that this isn't a sticker or image, but my favorite go to emoji/unicode is this:

ಠ_ಠ

It's a pretty accurate expression for all of the dumb shit I see online.

 

[Mossy]

I love sad sunflower.

I always use it. I know it's bad for me, but I do it anyway.

 

[DatBepisTho]

I know that this isn't a sticker or image, but my favorite go to emoji/unicode is this:

ಠ_ಠ

It's a pretty accurate expression for all of the dumb shit I see online.

It's the best tbqh, that or ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

 

[Acceptable]

URGENTLY NEEDED DOUBLE POST: there's a fucking write up on the pineapple chunk that tells its life story.

ummmmm.... "Pineapple and Chunk lived out the rest of their days happily gardening and planting flowers in his mother's corpse."

pineapple needs his own fucking lolcow thread. thats some horrorcow shit right there.

 

[oasys]

This guy is the only one I use. All iterations of him are relatable.

 

[LagoonaBlue]

 

[Feline Darkmage]

Did you know that this one was a "white power" symbol now? I read it on twitter so it must be true.

 

[Kikomi]

the prickly pear stickers on facebook. these are my favorites of the bunch:

and this little guy in particular resonates with me on a personal level:

 

[Kataomoi00]

My go to for whoever I'm talking to. I just feel like I can relate...

 

[D.Va]

 

[RomanesEuntDomus]

 

[Taily Puff]

Do our own forum smilies count?

That's the single most condescending emoji that could possibly exist. It expresses derision and humorous disbelief so perfectly that my internal monologue occasionally thinks that picture instead of real words.