Retards taking bait from the Cooking with Jack thread

[Zero fks to give]

To the people repeatedly criticizing Jack for everything from his appearance to his attempts at cooking with an obvious disability, what are the links to your You Tube pages.?
I really want to see how much better you are, how great your lives are. I'm sure youre all physically fit{ and have really attractive spouces.
I bet not a single one of you has a channel. It's likely you live in mom's basement which is why you have so much time to dox Jack. They go on cruises, fun road trips eat out almost daily. What do you do... Besides this??

 

[She Brings The Rain]

What do you do... Besides this??

Have two functioning arms.

 

[realgone2]

They go on cruises,

I'd rather have a stroke than go on a cruise. A giant floating cesspool with hundreds of jack clones.

 

[Rod Dangerous]

To the people repeatedly criticizing Jack for everything from his appearance to his attempts at cooking with an obvious disability, what are the links to your You Tube pages.?
I really want to see how much better you are, how great your lives are. I'm sure youre all physically fit{ and have really attractive spouces.
I bet not a single one of you has a channel. It's likely you live in mom's basement which is why you have so much time to dox Jack. They go on cruises, fun road trips eat out almost daily. What do you do... Besides this??

What’s that, my man?

There's noway the two of them are banging, he'd need both arms for balance

Or wipe his fat ass.

I love that he rode his fat mobile to the chicken n waffles place.

 

[Chicchaiossan]

[QUOTE="Zero fks to give, post: 6319733, What do you do... Besides this?[/QUOTE]

Cook edible food that won't give my SO the Shanghai Shits.

 

[Aaway]

To the people repeatedly criticizing Jack for everything from his appearance to his attempts at cooking with an obvious disability, what are the links to your You Tube pages.?
I really want to see how much better you are, how great your lives are. I'm sure youre all physically fit{ and have really attractive spouces.
I bet not a single one of you has a channel. It's likely you live in mom's basement which is why you have so much time to dox Jack. They go on cruises, fun road trips eat out almost daily. What do you do... Besides this??

hi jack!

 

[Bumwine]

To the people repeatedly criticizing Jack for everything from his appearance to his attempts at cooking with an obvious disability, what are the links to your You Tube pages.?
I really want to see how much better you are, how great your lives are. I'm sure youre all physically fit{ and have really attractive spouces.
I bet not a single one of you has a channel. It's likely you live in mom's basement which is why you have so much time to dox Jack. They go on cruises, fun road trips eat out almost daily. What do you do... Besides this??

Welcome to the farms Ja/ck/,enjoy your stay

 

[saralovesjuicyfruit]

To the people repeatedly criticizing Jack for everything from his appearance to his attempts at cooking with an obvious disability, what are the links to your You Tube pages.?
I really want to see how much better you are, how great your lives are. I'm sure youre all physically fit{ and have really attractive spouces.
I bet not a single one of you has a channel. It's likely you live in mom's basement which is why you have so much time to dox Jack. They go on cruises, fun road trips eat out almost daily. What do you do... Besides this??

yeah, you know someone is living a full and fulfilling life when they spend time bitching and making up rules for how other people should interact with them on Facebook and what kind of things they should post there.

 

[Chamulum]

To the people repeatedly criticizing Jack for everything from his appearance to his attempts at cooking with an obvious disability, what are the links to your You Tube pages.?
I really want to see how much better you are, how great your lives are. I'm sure youre all physically fit{ and have really attractive spouces.
I bet not a single one of you has a channel. It's likely you live in mom's basement which is why you have so much time to dox Jack. They go on cruises, fun road trips eat out almost daily. What do you do... Besides this??

Hi Jack

 

[Fascist Ferret]

eat out almost daily.

I was going to ask, is this really something to envy? Why would you want to eat out daily?

But uh looking at his cooking capabilities, yeah, I'd definitely rather just go eat out...

 

[Constellationzero]

To the people repeatedly criticizing Jack for everything from his appearance to his attempts at cooking with an obvious disability, what are the links to your You Tube pages.?
I really want to see how much better you are, how great your lives are. I'm sure youre all physically fit{ and have really attractive spouces.
I bet not a single one of you has a channel. It's likely you live in mom's basement which is why you have so much time to dox Jack. They go on cruises, fun road trips eat out almost daily. What do you do... Besides this??

First of all, hunty, it's SPOUSE.

What do you do... Besides this??

Well, we don't bilk NEETbux and spend it on cheap Chinese crap. We cook food that looks like, well...food, not something found at the bottom of a latrine. Have jobs and earn our OWN money without forcing the wife to do it. Comply with medical advice if and when we develop health problems.

Basically adulting, sweaty, but you wouldn't know a thing about that.

 

[TurdFondler]

It wouldn't matter if we were all shortbus speds, it's absolutely right and proper to mock Jack for his culinary abortions, Chinese kitchen gadgets and his endless all-consuming hunger for raw meats and various greases.

 

[Zero fks to give]

Welcome to the farms Ja/ck/,enjoy your stay

Haha No! I used to make horrible ruthless jokes about them, then Friday one of those crazy universe Alignments happened and I FKNG MET them. My alternator went out and they helped me so much. I feel like shit for everything I said about them. We talked about online attacks, (no I didn't claim my dirt lol) and he made a good point, he can't even insult you all bsck bc he has no idea who you are... These anonymous hater pages really are cowardly and chicken shit.

 

[Chamulum]

Haha No! I used to make horrible ruthless jokes about them, then Friday one of those crazy universe Alignments happened and I FKNG MET them. My alternator went out and they helped me so much. I feel like shit for everything I said about them. We talked about online attacks, (no I didn't claim my dirt lol) and he made a good point, he can't even insult you all bsck bc he has no idea who you are... These anonymous hater pages really are cowardly and chicken shit.

Nigga stop lying.

 

[desudesu]

Haha No! I used to make horrible ruthless jokes about them, then Friday one of those crazy universe Alignments happened and I FKNG MET them. My alternator went out and they helped me so much. I feel like shit for everything I said about them. We talked about online attacks, (no I didn't claim my dirt lol) and he made a good point, he can't even insult you all bsck bc he has no idea who you are... These anonymous hater pages really are cowardly and chicken shit.

Damn, you must be one of the many victims of WuFlu cabin fever.

 

[DuckSucker]

and he made a good point, he can't even insult you all bsck bc he has no idea who you are...

Youre pushing it. I have a lot to say,about Jack and his boomer shit, especially recently getting me mad at the internet, and even some shit to say about this and using this as an excuse. At best its stupid and maybe trying to dox people, at worst its kind of diversionary, cowardly and easy to spot someone trying to weasel out.

But I am positive Jack isnt above just making shit up wholesale to mock someone or make fun of them, I dont think he cares about credibility or shit like that, the only reason he wouldnt would be for himself--he doesnt want to have them fight back or to draw attention to it, or shit like that.

Beyond that, I doubt Jack would a) pull over to help, b)know how to help, and c)even if he did know, be physically able to help someone with car troubles on the side of the road. He had Panda Express and a million other food related things to think about and get to, boomer ass FB posts to write, and things to bitch about that he hypocritically does himself, like the Karen he is.

In fact Im not sure he can even drive, I think Tammy has to now. I think he might be permanently scooterbound now to the point of needing one of those vans and scooter elevators to get in and out of the van.

 

[desudesu]

Youre pushing it. I have a lot to say,about Jack and his boomer shit, especially recently getting me mad at the internet, and even some shit to say about this and using this as an excuse. At best its stupid and maybe trying to dox people, at worst its kind of diversionary, cowardly and easy to spot someone trying to weasel out.

But I am positive Jack isnt above just making shit up wholesale to mock someone or make fun of them, I dont think he cares about credibility or shit like that, the only reason he wouldnt would be for himself--he doesnt want to have them fight back or to draw attention to it, or shit like that.

Beyond that, I doubt Jack would a) pull over to help, b)know how to help, and c)even if he did know, be physically able to help someone with car troubles on the side of the road. He had Panda Express and a million other food related things to think about and get to, boomer ass FB posts to write, and things to bitch about that he hypocritically does himself, like the Karen he is.

The last people to stop by a road to help someone in need would be Jack and his family, so massive doubt there. There's been a few videos of how Jack mocked people in distress on the road and just driving away. For example, in one of the videos, he saw some dude struggling to fish his keys out of a roadside gutter and spent a good 10 minutes recording it. This was before he had his gimp arm anyway. So if he can give no shits while having two working arms, what gives that he'll help you with alternator problems while stroked out and driven by Big T?

Found the video of him and his boomer friends mocking someone clearly in some kind of distress:

I was so confused why they went to the hospital to pee... Turns out they're so fucking racist they refused to go to an Exxon or other public place in Atlanta because they were scared.

The first thing I could think of is that the guy dropped his keys into the sewer by accident. There are very few things that someone could drop into a sewer and be assed enough to crawl in and try to fish it out. Jack the fucking racist thinks it's a quarter because black people are poor. Of course they didn't stop to help them, they're black!

These are legitimately terrible people.

Edit: They got back from Atlanta and immediately got a gun. Sigh.

You must be a certain kind of special to become Fat Jack's white knight now huh.

 

[Childe]

Haha No! I used to make horrible ruthless jokes about them, then Friday one of those crazy universe Alignments happened and I FKNG MET them. My alternator went out and they helped me so much. I feel like shit for everything I said about them. We talked about online attacks, (no I didn't claim my dirt lol) and he made a good point, he can't even insult you all bsck bc he has no idea who you are... These anonymous hater pages really are cowardly and chicken shit.

Did he choke you out once he smelled the faint aroma of cannabis emanating from your shirt?

Shut up dumbass why would you choose to white knight for family man Jack of all people? This is really the hill you wanna die on?

 

[realgone2]

Did he choke you out once he smelled the faint aroma of cannabis emanating from your shirt?

Shut up dumbass why would you choose to white knight for family man Jack of all people? This is really the hill you wanna die on?
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Fucking hell, he looks like Jeff the Drunk if he had Downs in that picture

 

[salmonellajack]

Jack why don't you address

Haha No! I used to make horrible ruthless jokes about them, then Friday one of those crazy universe Alignments happened and I FKNG MET them. My alternator went out and they helped me so much. I feel like shit for everything I said about them. We talked about online attacks, (no I didn't claim my dirt lol) and he made a good point, he can't even insult you all bsck bc he has no idea who you are... These anonymous hater pages really are cowardly and chicken shit.

Look Jack, you have made money from being a joke in the kitchen so you cannot have any issues with people laughing and mocking what you do. People tune in to laugh at what you do and you take money for it.

People abuse you for killing yourself with food because it is fucking tragic. It's like a man walking on the edge of a building... Your natural reaction is to scream "what the fuck you fucking idiot". It is the same thing when we see you pump 2000 calories of thousand island into your face. It's hard to watch

You criticise the unemployed despite being unemployed yourself. You have mocked handicapped people on your channel.

You have disgusting opinions and have been openly racist, homophobic, wished a violent attack on a nation, and violently assaulted your son.

If you could just man up and face these issues head on and apologise for your failings as a human you would earn a lot more support