RetroAchievements - Modern E-Peen Measuring Tools for your Retro Vidjas

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They chose to be offended by a mildly Jar Ape pun instead of this:

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Paul-Denton said:
This site is at most a novelty. Kind of neat, but why is it so important? I love the idea that chan culture is literal third reich propaganda to trannys, would love to see the sharty do something similar and see how they react then. Thought clover was bad? Pokemon cobson's coming for you next, Xkeeper.
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Don’t you know. White Supremists playing Clover are around each corner looking to lynch trannies.
 
What the fuck even is the issue with this "Pokemon Clover"? What makes trannies so mad at it? This entire drama sounds absurd and yet another example of trannies destroying a hobby for no other reason than petty disagreements.

EDIT: Ok did some research, I can see it now. It's because they fucking hate fun.

 
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Scarthew said:
Achievements are bad, they're compulsive to those dumb enough to get them but also more insidiously, they're a way to replace all the actual rewards of old games
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They're also only available on emulation. Original hardware >>> But that's it's own type of autism.
 
I know nothing about pokemon. Why do trannies hate this one particular pokemon game so much? I thought they loved this particular brand of bing bing wahoo.
 
General Emílio Médici said:
What the fuck even is the issue with this "Pokemon Clover"? What makes trannies so mad at it?
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Asian tech support said:
I know nothing about pokemon. Why do trannies hate this one particular pokemon game so much?
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It was made as a passion project by anons from 4chan's /vp/ board, and isn't afraid to wear that on its sleeve. That makes it a heckin' problematic.

But the real reason they all hate it so much is that it is actually quite good, so they can never just dismiss it as bad.
 
Fucking trannies. Not even once.
The instant you choose trannies or autistics or kikes or niggers over actual humans the decline is already in a feedback loop and is likely a death sentence.

Literal top of their navigation bar is for CoCsuckers (fucking TWO of them?!):
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Tranny fingerprints are all over this. Fucking bullet in every tranny skull.
 
Also trannies need to scream about their alleged genocide at least once per day because edgy media that dares to make fun of them exists and turns the players into transphobes wanting to kill every tranny or something.
No, it's not the trannies need to insert themselves into everything turning public opinion against trannies, but people playing and enjoying 4chan pokemon rom hacks being at fault for DA TRANS GENOCIDE

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The Mass Shooter Ron Soye said:
Thanks to angry troons endorsing it, I might actually play it.
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I'm gonna warn anyone with this mentality: it's not an easy game like the real Pokemon games.

In the real ones, the AI is mostly pretty stupid. For example, let's say I'm going against a Hiker that has a Machamp and Golem. Against Machamp, I use Pidgeot and make it attack with Fly. Assume the levels are all even.

Fly takes two turns, one to fly in the air, putting my Pidgeot in a state where most moves won't hit it. On the second, Fly strikes.
A human player would simply switch the Machamp out after seeing that Pidgeot went up in the air to Fly, and bring in Golem to easily tank the hit (it's a Rock/Ground type, so Fly would barely do damage to it).

The AI would just leave Machamp in to take the hit.

Pokemon Clover programmed the AI of numerous battles to be tough, with AI that switches out Pokemon to avoid getting checked. This is taken to the extreme in the battle against Professor Stump, who switches in damn near every situation possible.

Now, you can use Spikes and Toxic Spikes* to mess with him, but his team is very mixed in types and hits hard. It's like playing against an actual pro to some degree. I've had to bail myself out via cheap tactics with Baton Pass at times.

* - Toxic Spikes is one of numerous moves added to this game that are post-gen 3. There's A LOT of content in Pokemon Clover. Just be aware: it's not an easy game. It has original 'mons. It will have many, many references to 4chan memes. And yes, edgy humor involving racism, jokes about jews, etc.
 
Dan of Steel said:
Mainly because of how much I loathe RetroArch's clusterfuck of PS3 dropdown menus and esoteric fiddling you have to do for something as simple as wanting to remap your controller for a certain core.
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Holy shit I'm not crazy, I thought I was the only one who hated this. And I have to remap every time for some reason. Sat the girlfriend down to emulate some katamari and was surprised when the ps2 emu we used had a similar UI.

Retro achievements are cool, I suppose. I glitch run a certain older game so it's cute seeing the stuff I can do in there.
 
Decent romhack when I played it. The memes are so old that if you get offended by them you must be like 12 or something (the mental age of your average libtard).
 
Clover is pretty great. Like Lucas said, it's pretty tough if you're not good at Pokemon, which is nice because official Pokemon games are easy enough for small children to beat.

Mostly old memes, but there's a few relevant to Kiwis:

Null is in the game as a pokemon:

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Terry is one of the recurring side characters:
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Chris Chan is a boss fight, complete with "Holding out for a hero" theme music and the following team:
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