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Holy shit, Wimpy literally bends Scott over and rapes him completely. Scott's a huge cuck and liar with no spine who crumbles when it's pointed out Clover isn't worse than the Chinese genocide game with an actual dead body in it.

Some TLDR highlights:
  • Scott starts off with how they didn't endorse any games as a site, but then says they do implicitly by hosting it and cites people pulling their Patreon support because they hosted Nazi content.
  • Wimpy calls him on it and says he should have known right away not to take them seriously and Scott offers the pitiful excuse you can't tell on the internet well because you can't see the person.
  • Wimpy brings up a point by saying no one thinks theaters endorse films that might be problematic (this is what libtards unironically think though). Scott basically just wants no drama ever.
  • They are planning to implement a system to hide games. Wimpy asks him if they're prepared to stand up to the libtards who would be riled up over it and Scott says they are. Note that Scott never comes out and says Clover would be coming back, so I still have resrvaions here.
  • No mention of Xkeeper but Wimpy says Scott should stay off of Bluesky.
  • Wimpy rails Scott for banning him over saying he should resign and about the last 1/3 of the stream is Scott trying to pussy out over it.
  • At one point scotts pulls the 'it's my site' card and Wimpy says how much of it is when most of the contnt is made by other people.
Thanks for the writeup. I only just got finished listening to this at work.
I do wanna say though, if they implemented a system where you could hide games and still not bring clover back, they'd catch a lot of shit.
And I hope they truly are ready for whatever pushback they receive from the loonytroons if Clover's set is returned.
 
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Thanks for the writeup. I only just got finished listening to this at work.
I do wanna say though, if they implemented a system where you could hide games and still not bring clover back, they'd catch a lot of shit.
And I hope they truly are ready for whatever pushback they receive from the loonytroons if Clover's set is returned.
Agreed, it'll be a huge point of contention. Something about the way Scott seemd fixated on it rubs me the wrong way though. He did admit to playing it in the stream, so maybe that has something to do with it even though he's merely aware of the other games.
 
Supposedly Scott has been on with the '*grumble grumble* it's my site you know' crap a lot lately, but he's just smart enough to understand how close he came to losing his site. A few high point autists leaving means nothing in the grand scheme of things. Your largest contributors, however....

Wes said a week or two ago that the way the backend is currently being developed, just adding and removing games is only possible if you have technical know how. This came with a read between the lines implication that Scott isn't smart enough to do it himself and Wes flat said he's done removing titles. The current plan seems to be: get the content filtering thing up and running, let people get used to it, then see about adding back removed games. It's not going to be a quick process.
 
My favorite is his sperg out on how the super niche cubfur game Fuga has a subpar localization, all written in his autistically formal Britbong way of speaking.
The only thing I know about Fuga is that the promo art has the main character soyjaking for some reason.
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The only thing I know about Fuga is that the promo art has the main character soyjaking for some reason.
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That's pretty much all you need to know about it LOL
The CEO of CyberConnect2, the dev company, basically says that the only reason it's around is because of US and CN furries. The company is mostly known for its slop Naruto and Dragon Ball games, but more notoriously as the outsourced devs for FF7 Remake initially. They did such a piss poor job a it though that Square decided to bring dev back in-house and redo it. CC2 worked on a FF7 mobile game before so I don't now why they expcted any better quality from them than that and their bad fighting games.
 
That's pretty much all you need to know about it LOL
The CEO of CyberConnect2, the dev company, basically says that the only reason it's around is because of US and CN furries. The company is mostly known for its slop Naruto and Dragon Ball games, but more notoriously as the outsourced devs for FF7 Remake initially. They did such a piss poor job a it though that Square decided to bring dev back in-house and redo it. CC2 worked on a FF7 mobile game before so I don't now why they expcted any better quality from them than that and their bad fighting games.
well CC2 DID make the .hack games (and for some retarded reason refuse to remake the first set even though they remade the GU games). Maybe fans of that expect better for some reason?
 
I love RetroAchievements. There's no better way to add replayability to games of old than adding achievements to them. They're helpful in logging my progress in games I play... even if I suck at them. (Savestates reign supreme.)

But I'm very disappointed that they culled Pokemon Clover for being racist and offensive. If a game cannot be hosted for being racist then what does that say about every GTA game, which includes sexism, racism, and sexual innuendos? There's double standards here. Not to mentionTouhoumon Insane, a romhack that's as crude as clover but lacks the charm that makes clover funny.
Even though I could argue that the racist pokemon are presented in a way like South Park in that they are meant to make fun of EVERYONE, that still won't matter to the average person who hasn't played the game. They'll just see either Vandash or Furnazi and condemn the entire game by these pokemon's existence.
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Now of course, the average person would be offended by Vandash and I wouldn't blame them. But I, personally, don't care. It does its job and offended me. It is weird for me typing this message defending dark humour like this but at the end of the day, humour is subjective and I can't let myself sway by wrongthink.

And also, not all Clovermons are stereotypes. Some reference meme culture
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and others are simply cool designs that can pass off as real pokemon (in my opinion)
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That's not all though, the game also has the best boss battles I've played in a romhack since Unbound. They do bosses way better than the usual pokemon Romhack schlock where they follow 2 steps:
1) slap a Pokemon Showdown set onto every gym leader's pokemon so fighting them is the most unfun bullshit ever and
2) bloat every route with 23 encounters even though 20 of them are chaff who instantly fold to said gym leader's overpowered team. But it doesn't matter because every nuzlocke youtuber can gobble it up.
With clover, the bosses are hard, but they're doable with any combination of pokemon. It also helps that the encounters before each gym help with what gym you're facing.
I could go on, talking about the writing and funny references, the MUSIC! but the point is, pokemon clover isn't the game people want you to think it is. It makes fun of everything, and it succeeds. Although not having achievements for it stings, it really doesn't matter. I can enjoy the game all I want and await the upcoming Clover 2.0 release regardless of how loud annoying faggots scream telling me it's an "evil product made by the hackers known as the 4Chan."
But here's the thing, I'm not a 4channer, I never plan to be. I just have a high tolerance for humour.

Also, I've noticed on KF that "troon" is used a lot here.

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Good to know that Clover has a mon for that.
 
I thought this was funny. r/hobbydrama is great for summaries on obscure autism that's new to you, but sometimes they get people posting stuff with a clear and obvious bias. A little xkeeper glazing shapes the whole thing:

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"but there were some who were definitely just there to try and cause problems."

You mean like you, faggot? This twat tries to act like he played no part in it but he was whispering in Scott's ear despite not earning a single achievement. Knowing his tactics, I wouldn't be surprised if a lot of the other mysterious shit was him too. And "someone else linked me to this post because they saw me mentioned in it." Suuuure buddy.
 
BONUS: Did you know Alfie has posts on Medium? My favorite is his sperg out on how the super niche cubfur game Fuga has a subpar localization, all written in his autistically formal Britbong way of speaking. He knows a little Japanese and if you've ever watched him play anything jap-related, he makes sure you know by pronouncing it the same way AOC slips into a whole other accent when saying anything in Spanish.
Fucking furries man. CC2 can't collapse fast enough.
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So 4chan is cool so long as it's a game you want to play? That tracks.
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To me it just sounds like some guy who isn't actually thinking of furries and is just thinking about animal people and all the stupid little things that would go with it that nobody usually thinks about. Especially in the article where they say he's talking about furries. He probably said "kemono" which isn't actually a direct word for "furry" but has been co-opted as such in more recent years. Considering they've been making these animal character games for over 20 years before there was even a reasonably sized "furry" audience, I don't think anything strange is going on. Punchy here is projecting his freakishness on normies who are just making animal people games.
 
Goddamn, this was one of the best threads I've read on KF in ages. It had it all, leaks, good archival, drama, troons misbehaving and trying to take over communities (practically a bingo free space), and it wasn't filled with retarded shitposts that fill pages between informative stuff! It was really nice seeing some of the community members' passion about their hobby, I'm praying that their ideas for fixing things work out. This Scott guy is a tard though. He should step down, or at the very least surrender his veto power. What a fucking tool, it's clear he doesn't want the heat, but he insisted on lighting himself on fire at every damn turn. If he really cares that much about the Patreon money, he should suck it the fuck up and learn to get past whatever troon threats he receives by keeping his mouth shut and letting his staff actually run the site.

The dumbest fucking part is that this was all over Pokemon Clover, which is a fantastic hack that one would probably need to be literally ODing on estrogen to not find any sort of enjoyment in it. Pokemon as a whole is something I'm not super into, it was something I was a lot more into as a kid and the 3DS releases were disappointing. Clover was really fantastic, I was really caught off guard by how engaging battles can actually be if they aren't totally braindead shit. It helps that the dialogue is funny as hell, and the music is pretty sick. I was so impressed by the strategy in the battles that I recommended the hack to one of my friends who regularly plays Showdown, he's definitely not a 4chan user nor is he particularly aware of the culture on the site aside from whatever kinds hits the mainstream. He ended up probably getting more enjoyment out of it than I did, he thought a lot of the dialogue was really funny and was impressed by the deep battle mechanics. I'll actually try out these retro achievements provided the good guys who actually care about their hobby win. I've been meaning to replay Clover, so something like this would actually be cool to have.
 
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