Careercow Reuben Baron - Smart Bisexual Stuttering Clever-man

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Reuben Baron should kill himself for perpetrating this absolute garbage on one of HPL's classic stories.

I guess he learned his lesson from trying to abuse a schizophrenic Marine, who completely owned him.

Now, he rapes dead authors, who are powerless to get revenge on this faggot.
 
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Some quick updates from the diary of a gonzo journalist:

Late halloween edition:

His halloween costume is also what he wore to comic con... who says autists aren't creative?


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Reuben fighting the alt-right (is that us? I forget again):
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Kablamo said:
His halloween costume is also what he wore to comic con... who says autists aren't creative?


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The way his pants bunch up in the front makes him look like he's wearing a diaper.

But that may be the "just woke up and got sick" talking.
 
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Please forgive the necrobump.

Way back in late 2008 I and some others created a forum called TZWatch. It was a place where I and other banned members of Toon Zone could talk smack about the members there without fear of reprisals (the mods there are losers who ban anyone for anything). It was a fairly lame forum all things considered, but I had fun.

Well around March 2009 HG Revolution discovered the place and couldn't handle it. He registered and had a bitchfit. After he got banned he whined to the mods at TZ demanding they do something. Since they obviously couldn't do anything, he began to give the link to TZWatch to all the members whom we made fun of. Ironically this actually made the place better as we could now make fun of them directly and they couldn't do anything. He kept this up for a while.

Sometime around 2010 or so we got wind of his trannyisms. On an AOL chat once he came on and cussed us out. I called him a dumbass tranny and he claimed it made him want to kill himself. We laughed.

TZWatch is long gone now but Reuben Baron spent years absolutely hating us. It's amazing how Toon Zone seems like it was a breeding ground for so many of these freaks.
 
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Just reading this thread for the first time (yeah, I know, I'm a little orange clock). Is "clever man" something Reuben goes around calling himself, or was he dubbed that by our great Commander during that interview?
 
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This is the definition of a good necrobump. It didn't even need to be forgiven.

NobleGreyHorse said:
Just reading this thread for the first time (yeah, I know, I'm a little orange clock). Is "clever man" something Reuben goes around calling himself, or was he dubbed that by our great Commander during that interview?
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The commander invented the smart bisexual stuttering clever man.

He invented it while Reuben thought he was taking advantage of a mentally disabled schizophrenic.
 
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He's named after a tasty fucking sandwich, yet he's this much of a fucking blowhard rat king protégé. There's an understatement on how disappointed I am.
 
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been doxxed and targeted by them myself
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I bet he didn't mention that he was retarded enough to try and write a gotcha piece on Jace W Conners only to end up owned by the guy he was trying to write a hit piece on. And he'll probably never admit on Twitter that he has an account here.
 
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