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[Botched Tit Job]

I'm obsessed with carnivorous plants. I currently own 7, none of them sun dews though because for some reason I can't keep those fuckers alive.

 

[saralovesjuicyfruit]

There is a picture of me when I was 19 or 20 on this site. I’m not the subject of the post and I’m not named, I just happen to appear in a picture.

 

[YangGang2020]

after listening to Cr1tikal and others talk about sucking their own dicks I tried and succeeding, still my proudest moment

 

[Quantum Diabetes]

I know the timing of the stoplights on my commute well and pretend to wave my fingers and change them just as they're about to turn yellow, dumb people think I can really do it

 

[Sylvie Paula Paula]

I am the only granddaughter on my mother's side of the family. My mother was the only daughter.

 

[Count groudon]

I used to have really long rocker hair until I got tired of all the shit I had to do to maintain it, so I switched to the short hair and stubble look every douchebag has. Tryin to grow a beard to offset it a bit tho.

I guess what I’m trying to say is, I really shouldn’t be trusted to make my own decisions about my look.

 

[Quantum Diabetes]

I called the cops on my crackhead neighbor and took a huge diabetic piss by the stairs and blamed it on him. They believed me.

There's still crusty white powder stains from my delicious, high carb pee.

 

[Wraith]

I am legitimately 1/64 Mongolian.
We kill those who are 1/32 Cherokee.
It's a law or something.

 

[Brain Power]

The female side of my family is weird. They're all somewhat short, and look younger than they are. That includes me, and it has caused me some awkward situations.

 

[Jason Wynn]

Almost all of my dad's side of the family are politically to the right, and almost all of my mom's side are politically left. Most are normal, but it makes getting together for holidays an interesting experience when you have fundie Baptists who think Reagan was the greatest thing ever on one side and screeching SJWs who throw an autistic fit because you said Terry Gilliam didn't say anything wrong on the other side

 

[Doctor Placebo]

Most of my relationships have been interracial.

 

[The Fool]

I'm getting kind of bored of drinking and sick of getting drunk.

I'm not gonna stop though

 

[Deodar]

I don't exclusively main solider. I also like playing sniper quite a bit.

 

[Cedric_Eff]

My avatar is powered by a mixture called Cedrizine 50. It’s an viscous fuel source comprising of 50% Blueberry Jam and 50% Strawberry Jam. The Bear avatar does not accept PDGTN ( 100% marmalade) or Cedrizine 25/75.

 

[saralovesjuicyfruit]

I've been getting into genealogy and looking up my ancestry and I've found that many of my most distant ancestors on my dad's side were medieval Welsh royalty.

 

[Pissmaster]

When YouTube was new, I uploaded a video of some of my school buddies telling jokes, and one of them had the line "I can't believe this chick chugged an entire gallon of piss", so I named the video that.

About a month later, I checked on it and noticed it had tons of dislikes, so I looked at my analytics, and apparently it was coming up when people were searching for terms like "chugging piss" "drinking piss" "girl drink piss", which made me laugh hard.

 

[Icasaracht]

My face is on my avatar

When YouTube was new, I uploaded a video of some of my school buddies telling jokes, and one of them had the line "I can't believe this chick chugged an entire gallon of piss", so I named the video that.

About a month later, I checked on it and noticed it had tons of dislikes, so I looked at my analytics, and apparently it was coming up when people were searching for terms like "chugging piss" "drinking piss" "girl drink piss", which made me laugh hard.

Is that where your “Pissmaster” username got its inspiration from?

 

[Pissmaster]

My face is on my avatar

Is that where your “Pissmaster” username got its inspiration from?

Come to think of it, maybe in a subconscious way. I didn't think of it when I registered though

 

[Count groudon]

For some weird reason, I used to be a fan of sumo wrestling as a very young kid (like 3 or 4). I watched a ton of matches on this one Kung fu tv channel my grandma had, and I distinctly remember telling my parents I wanted to be as big as one of those guys one day. I meant that I wanted to be really strong, cause those fat mother fuckers could really pack a punch, but now I’m kinda worried I might’ve given my family the impression that I wanted to be a weight gain fetishist. I even used to run around doing that weird stomp move Sumos do all the time to try and look tough, which was really pitiful because I was a puny kid.

Of course I was a martial arts sperg in general, but sumo had this weird special place in my heart as a kid.

 

[glass_houses]

I've got hair so long it comes to halfway down my arse. It's not a case of liking having long hair so much as it is hating going to the hairdresser.