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[Nephi]

I started playing Morrowind in 2020.

Your Undertale profile pic checks out

 

[Overcast]

I seem to have a knack for befriending wild birds. I like to feed any of the little feathery dudes I see since I think they’re real fucking cool, and after I give them a bit of seed or something they’ll follow me around and fly into my hand and let me hold them and shit. I’ve been doing this for years and I somehow haven’t got the bird flu, so that’s nice.

Reminds me of a few years back, I had a turkey that followed me around whenever I was outside throwing away trash for the place I worked at.

Got to the point where he was guarding the front entrance and preventing some teenage girls from leaving so I had to scare him off.

This was around Thanksgiving time funnily enough.

 

[Ughubughughughughughghlug]

Rumors here to the contrary, I HAVE had sex.

 

[Emperor Julian]

I tend to shift gender, age and nationality every account I create to hide my identity, only about 70% of what I describe here is correct

 

[edibleBulimia]

caleb mclaughlin blocked me on instagram because i spammed “im mclaughing” on one of his lives.

 

[the clap]

I don't have any STDs

 

[Quantum Diabetes]

I can perfectly hear songs in my mind every bit as good as listening to them..especially when I don't need to.

 

[Pee Cola]

I once bought a copy of the original Miami Vice (TV series) soundtrack on vinyl from a thrift store and found $650 inside the sleeve.

 

[A Grey Cat]

You know that photo of John Denver on the essential cover?

I'm not gay but there's something about that 70s hair and glasses that just...idk I almost would go gay for that.

Take me home country roads indeed.

 

[Pinot Pierrot]

I can squirt directly out of my salivary gland by pressing my tongue against the roof of my mouth. I'm a walking water gun.

 

[AnimePrincess]

I hate anime

 

[FuckedUp]

I can perfectly hear songs in my mind every bit as good as listening to them..especially when I don't need to.

I thought everyone was able to do that until learning about aphantasia about a month ago. Is it some unique ability to be able to imagine things like fictional episodes of animated shows down to the drawing/animation style? Being unable to picture anything except what's directly in front of me sounds horrifying.

 

[Childe]

I’m related to a historical Nazi figure.

 

[Neon]

Being unable to picture anything except what's directly in front of me sounds horrifying.

My brain works like this, or at least is on the very weak end of the visualization spectrum. I only realised other people's minds worked differently when a friend and I were discussing the same book and she was able to describe the main character's appearance in vivid detail while I'd never given a thought to how he looked.
People tend to be horrified or saddened by the concept of aphantasia but it doesn't bother me and I never think about it. I may not be able to picture a character in a book doing things, but I conceptually understand that the thing is being done and not seeing it doesn't hamper my enjoyment of it! I think it does hurt my ability to be creative and spontaneous as an artist, but I can still draw and paint well given enough reference and time.

 

[Quantum Diabetes]

I dated a girl who later turned out to actually be rétarded. She quit her job as a dishwasher and went to one of those goodwill job training things and gained 200 lbs and everything

 

[Kacho]

I'm Larry David and I happen to enjoy wearing womens panties.

 

[Robert James]

While playing hockey I checked a kid so hard his heart stopped. He lived but it was fucking terifying and was the main reason I stopped playing contact sports.

 

[Childe]

My brain works like this, or at least is on the very weak end of the visualization spectrum. I only realised other people's minds worked differently when a friend and I were discussing the same book and she was able to describe the main character's appearance in vivid detail while I'd never given a thought to how he looked.
People tend to be horrified or saddened by the concept of aphantasia but it doesn't bother me and I never think about it. I may not be able to picture a character in a book doing things, but I conceptually understand that the thing is being done and not seeing it doesn't hamper my enjoyment of it! I think it does hurt my ability to be creative and spontaneous as an artist, but I can still draw and paint well given enough reference and time.

This kind of thing is very interesting to me, because it sounds awfully dull and frankly scary to not be able to imagine a person or character vividly do a thing. In my mind, right now, I’m seeing Donald Trump having sex with me. It’s vivid, and it looks like a memory, but I know it isn’t real because I just came up with the scenario. It’s bizarre to think that other people can’t conjure up the same images.

 

[DDBCAE CBAADCBE]

I can squirt directly out of my salivary gland by pressing my tongue against the roof of my mouth. I'm a walking water gun.

My Dad can do this too, he uses it exclusively to be an asshole at family events.

 

[Sylvie Paula Paula]

I say certain words (examples: coffee, office, paw, ball) with a Brooklyn accent. I never grew up around anybody from Brooklyn, or anyone with a Brooklyn accent.