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[Count groudon]

one of my nicknames in high school was Sasquatch because I'm very hairy and I have very long arms that swing around a lot when I walk.

I once managed to eat half a ghost pepper without passing out or pissing my pants too much. I am quite proud of this accomplishment.

 

[Pepito The Cat]

I was bullied in midschool and got my revenge by framing the guy and getting him expelled over something he didn't do. Nobody believed him and as his mother was a raging alcoholic, she never gave a shit.

 

[Sadcake]

I have no strong feelings about starwars.

 

[Laughs_Under_Lucricities]

I'm the whitest Mexican you'll never see.

 

[Aquinas]

I too, am Louis CK

 

[TiggerNits]

I don't really care about guns, but I seem to buy a new one for almost no reason every year or so

 

[Aquinas]

I don't really care about guns, but I seem to buy a new one for almost no reason every year or so

Do you have a beard, trucker hat, or partake in 'chew'?

 

[TiggerNits]

Do you have a beard, trucker hat, or partake in 'chew'?

One out of three, but my beard is very well trimmed and pretty short/gray at this point. Half the guns I buy are for work, though the gun they're replacing doesn't need replacing, I just sell them when I buy a new one

 

[Aquinas]

So are you buying pistols or a sort of rifle?

 

[Rumpled Foreskin]

Once or twice a year, I dip my balls in paint, and paint pictures with them. The most I've ever made off of one of these pieces of "art" was $2,600.

 

[Hui]

I STILL think traps are gay

 

[Big Nasty]

My great grandfather was an Oregon lumberjack known as "Big Swede".

 

[TiggerNits]

So are you buying pistols or a sort of rifle?

Pistols, I don't even think they're really too important to the job, I mostly just get them because the guys who work for me insist on carrying them and since we have the licensing to do so I figure it makes the fees justified. It's more like the office's show-and-tell than anything

 

[Predator_Too]

I think that the Alien vs Predator movies had a lot of potential and some good moments, but they get lost in the boring human shit.

 

[Faint taste of butter]

I have three friends. A crazy vegan, a crazy fandom-person and a small angry alcoholic.

 

[Aquinas]

I have three friends. A crazy vegan, a crazy fandom-person and a small angry alcoholic.

Are they your headmates?

 

[Faint taste of butter]

Are they your headmates?

I wish they were. At least they couldn' t demand food all the time then.

 

[Meat_Puppet]

As a juvenile I would always steal some of the smokes from my mom's pack every day till I turned 18. What was autistic about it though was I'd either smoke behind the school or at home where I would put them out in her ashtray just like she would. And for the longest time had no idea I was doing it.

 

[Francis E. Dec Esc.]

I beta tested Ultima Online, Asheron's Call 1 and 2, Dark Age of Camelot, and Lineage 2.

 

[Henry Bemis]

I did it, in the hall, with the revolver.

Now, I'm going to go home and sleep with my wife.