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[DatBepisTho]

I actually don't have autism, I naturally do and say dumb shit all on my own.

 

[Midlife Sperglord]

I actually stopped being a weeb when I graduated high school.

 

[ES 148]

I've never seen a sunrise over the horizon, despite living next to the sea.

 

[MacMasonry]

I have a good idea as to which "rural Midwestern" town Mumkey Jones lives in

 

[Lensherr]

I once told a woman I was Kevin Costner, and it worked because I believed it.

 

[Nobunaga]

I btfo cosmo so hard he lost his dick

 

[Monsieur Guillotine]

Someone gave me "I Can't Believe It's Not Butter!". I knew.

 

[Hummingbird]

I like movies with evil clowns in them.

 

[Count groudon]

I'm actually pretty good at ventriloquism but I never really did anything with it because the dummy I got as a kid scared the shit out of me. I'm also pretty good at imitating voices. Seems most of my talents are based around my voice for some weird reason.

I'm also ridiculously nosey. I've done some extremely odd shit for the sole purpose of satiating my insane curiosity. Maybe that's why I like browsing this site so much.

 

[DrJonesHat]

I have the uncanny ability to win the small $500 lottery drawing once every year around my birthday. I wish I knew how I did it, cause I'd win all the time until the cops busted me for breaking the laws of probability.

 

[SweetDee]

I like movies with evil clowns in them.

I'm terrified of clowns.

 

[Dolphin Lundgren]

I got a head injury when I was five because I was crawling on a couch and fell off.

 

[Nobunaga]

I got a head injury when I was five because I was crawling on a couch and fell off.

Are you the couch cuck?

 

[MY 405]

I was held at gun point when I was two-and-a-half-years-old and I have the end table with the bullet scar to prove it.

 

[Dolphin Lundgren]

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Are you the couch cuck?

No, I've gotten laid before.

 

[Commander Keen]

I think climate change is alarmism, but I still carpool to work. I find that riding in the car/vanpool gets my brain jogging much more effectively than coffee and whatnot.

I don't think any of us carpool types do it to help the environment, but we don't talk about it. Politics is verboten at my work.

 

[Roast Chicken]

I have a pokemon bath towel that I've owned since I was 10 and still use.

 

[BeanBidan]

When I was 17, had sex with 8.5/10 24yr old wahmins while watching FLCL then didn't talk to her after because i got back into gunpla.
I love building things.

Edit:She was a big tiddy goth girl and I forgot to mention I cucked her boyfriend.

 

[Count groudon]

I had to read the illiad, odyssey, the art of war, and the divine comedy when I was 12 because I was forced into a gifted reading program for getting a very high score on our reading evaluation test they gave out every year. I however still got a low score on my reading program because I was expected to read and take an online quiz on at least 4 books every 5 weeks like every other student despite the fact that the only books I could ready were often at least 800 pages long on top of having homework in my other classes.

That same year was also the only year we were allowed to dissect anything. I was paired with one of the hottest girls in my class and I was super stoked, but when I saw how ridiculously happy she was to slice things to bits it kinda turned me off a bit tbh.

 

[DisapprovingCorgi]

Sometimes I wish my husband, three children and my animals (4 dogs, 5 cats) were controlled by remote control, I'd mute and pause them the minute they all started jabbering, whining, demanding, screaming, fighting, or just being generally annoying or buggy even after I've told them repeatedly that I need 30 minutes of alone time and they keep pestering and conveniently forgetting that they have another parent they can bother. I'd pause and mute them for a few hours and do some heavy duty pampering for myself, relax, watch a full episode of some mindless show without having to pause it every time the alarm of "Mom, Ma, Mommy, Babe, Ruff, Meow" goes off, thereby making it impossible to finish a show that is 45 minutes long but takes me a bloody week to get through because they simply WON'T SHUT UP!!!

Now in all actuality, I love them and I love that they need me, but dammit if I don't long for quiet.