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[kadoink]

I get migraines from low pressure storms...which sucks because I like it when it rains.

 

[From The Uncanny Valley]

I get migraines from low pressure storms...which sucks because I like it when it rains.

I get them from looking at sunsets

 

[Sped Xing]

I've had sex

 

[DrJonesHat]

I'm told I resemble Ethan Hawke.

 

[From The Uncanny Valley]

I'm clinically reta.rd.ed

so am I les be fwenz

 

[Dovahshit]

my body attracts old men
and i like pasta

 

[Phosphophyllite]

I used to collect rocks when I was a kid.

 

[yasscat]

I started using the word "yeet" ironically and now it's a staple of my vocabulary.

 

[Sped Xing]

I refuse to buy a new phone despite the screen being cracked for two years

But I'll probably spend a grand on a goat by the end of today

 

[PL 001]

I spent a weekend in jail once for punching a furry who started groping me.

 

[ApatheticViewer]

I'm told I resemble Ethan Hawke.

I get told I resemble that Richard Ramirez guy a lot

This guy

I spent a weekend in jail once for punching a furry who started groping me.

You can't just leave that. We need a full story man

 

[Rigor Meowtis]

I enjoy classical music.

 

[UW 411]

Contrary to popular belief, I do actually eat.

 

[Autisimodo]

I knew how to operate and drive a boat before I could legally drive a car. Nothing big though, only a small vessel.

 

[UptownRuckus]

I like firearms because they go boom

 

[Faket0Fake]

I've lived in 5 different countries in my lifetime, am a citizen of two of them, but I've never lived in either country my parents were born in.

 

[PL 001]

I get told I resemble that Richard Ramirez guy a lot

This guy

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Hello, fellow serial killer doppleganger. I get told I look like Jeffrey Dahmer a lot as well.

 

[Hatoful Dandy]

I once had to explain to a coworker that zapping someone with static electricity isn't a disease.

 

[yasscat]

I once had to explain to a coworker that zapping someone with static electricity isn't a disease.

Sounds like there's a story that i'm 100% here for.

 

[Jet Fuel Johnny]

I like to take copper wire and twist it into little copper trees and then use solder to add "snow" or "frost" to it. I then put the roots of the tree on a little hand mirror that I removed the frame from, do a copper twist edge to the mirror, and run light solder on the bottom.

I make them when I'm extremely stressed and then give them away to friends and family as presents.