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[Fibonacci]

My brother-in-law was the stingray that killed Steve Irwin.

 

[Sped Xing]

I can read any language in Latin script

I can only understand what I'm reading if it's in English, though

 

[kadoink]

I got tennis elbow from masturb-working on my computer.

 

[Guntburglar]

Only movie that ever gave me a nightmare was Mars Attacks when I was 8 and I got hit by those lasers that leave you red or green skeleton and in my dream I saw my body disintegrating into a green skeleton then poof I ded.

 

[DrJonesHat]

I tried to create an Indiana Jones RPG when I was in middle school, but then someone explained trademarks to me. So I just went with GURPS Cliffhangers.

 

[PL 001]

I got asked not to come back to a little convenience store when I was in college. I kept getting incredibly lucky and winning free sodas when Pepsi used to have those contests where you'd check under the bottle cap to see if you'd win anything. I won about 15 free sodas in a row before they told me I couldn't come back.

 

[DrJonesHat]

I got asked not to come back to a little convenience store when I was in college. I kept getting incredibly lucky and winning free sodas when Pepsi used to have those contests where you'd check under the bottle cap to see if you'd win anything. I won about 15 free sodas in a row before they told me I couldn't come back.

I got banned from buying bettas at Petsmart after I managed to kill five of them in a row. Turns out there was something in the tap water that the dechlorinator wasn't getting. I adopted a dog instead. She's still with me.

 

[LU 961]

I'm the type of person that reads the last pages of a book first.

 

[Count groudon]

I think fire is beautiful.

Every year the hills catch on fire where I live, and I know it’s super fucked up because animals are probably fucking terrified but I always get mesmerized looking at it.

 

[Randy Lahey]

When I laugh really hard I get hiccups.

 

[ShittyRecolor]

I often confuse Beverly Hills Cop with Beverly Hills Ninja, mostly because Beverly Hills kinda sounds like Benny Hill and Benny Hill kinda looks like Chris Farley.

 

[Sīn the Moon Daddy]

My life goal is the destruction of the Abrahamic faiths, starting with Islam.

 

[Sped Xing]

My life goal is to never have to do anything but exercise and bang

 

[PL 001]

I prefer wearing glasses over contacts because touching my eye with my bare finger just squicks me out too much. That, and I've been told in that "kinda joking but kinda serious" way people do that I have a very intense looking face without my glasses on.

 

[DrJonesHat]

My life goal is the destruction of the Abrahamic faiths, starting with Islam.

Do you have an application? I'll take Christianity.

 

[UQ 770]

I somehow made it to the age of a a teenager while thinking that Sesame Street was a fairly recent invention for little kids (IE, I thought it had been invented in the then-past few years.) By the time I became a legal adult I had adjusted my expectations and figured it was invented in the 1980s or so, since I'm a movie sperg and knew that Jim Henson's studio worked on stuff like Star Wars, Labyrinth, The Dark Crystal, etc. Only around 2015 did I learn that this show's history dates back to the fucking 1960s. And on top of that, if you count the Wilkins ads where a muppet gets shot in the fucking head over his dislike of coffee, Kermit the Frog dates back to the goddamn 1950s.

 

[Sped Xing]

I like diet soda, but sugar cokes make me sick to my stomach.

I somehow made it to the age of a a teenager while thinking that Sesame Street was a fairly recent invention for little kids (IE, I thought it had been invented in the then-past few years.) By the time I became a legal adult I had adjusted my expectations and figured it was invented in the 1980s or so, since I'm a movie sperg and knew that Jim Henson's studio worked on stuff like Star Wars, Labyrinth, The Dark Crystal, etc. Only around 2015 did I learn that this show's history dates back to the fucking 1960s. And on top of that, if you count the Wilkins ads where a muppet gets shot in the fucking head over his dislike of coffee, Kermit the Frog dates back to the goddamn 1950s.

Have you been watching DefunctTV? It's a great channel.

 

[UQ 770]

Have you been watching DefunctTV? It's a great channel.

Just watched one last night. I'd probably have known sooner if they had more trivia channels like that back when I first started using the internet.

I'll drop another one for fun: The reason I skipped little kid's shows in the first place is a near thing. My family had to make do without cable a lot when I was extremely young, so I was raised on VHS tapes of older cartoons like Looney Toons and Tom and Jerry. When we did get cable, predictably a toddler addicted to violent adult humor didn't want to sit still for the likes of Teletubbies or Barney. I'm surprised my parents never got shit for that.

Funny to think how much people used to care about that kind of stuff. Nowadays any 4-year old is smart enough to use a computer and have access to all the hardcore violence and titties they want. The next generation is gonna be really fucking weird.

 

[Sped Xing]

Perjurer is a good producer. I never would have thought I'd get sucked into a show about closed theme park attractions, but he makes it engaging.

 

[Pineapple Fox]

My partner and I are learning sign language so we can talk about people without them knowing and to use it in other handy situations.