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[Russian Civil War]

I have inverted nipples.

 

[Slowboat to China]

I can't swim. I've tried to learn, but I instinctively freak out when it comes to having my head underwater.

Also, I'm on Kiwi Farms at an ungodly hour (local time) despite having a serious project to finish. It's important to me, dammit! I'll get it done for sure this time! Right after I check A&H again ...

 

[The Cunting Death]

I can't swim. I've tried to learn, but I instinctively freak out when it comes to having my head underwater.

Also, I'm on Kiwi Farms at an ungodly hour (local time) despite having a serious project to finish. It's important to me, dammit! I'll get it done for sure this time! Right after I check A&H again ...

I can't either but that's because I had a few instances where I nearly drowned as a kid so I can't be bothered to learn to swim.

 

[Slowboat to China]

I can't either but that's because I had a few instances where I nearly drowned as a kid so I can't be bothered to learn to swim.

Yeah, I nearly drowned in a neighbor's pool when I was toddling age. Ever since then, me and deep water don't mix.

 

[NOT Sword Fighter Super]

I don't own a cell phone. I have no interest in texting and shit. I use my good 'ol PC to visit the Farms.

I didn’t have a personal cell phone for almost 4 months and it was completely freeing.

I know how you feel.

 

[Glad I couldn't help]

I don't own a cell phone. I have no interest in texting and shit. I use my good 'ol PC to visit the Farms.

I didn’t have a personal cell phone for almost 4 months and it was completely freeing.

I know how you feel.

While I have a nerd dildo smartphone, I do not have a data plan. Though about getting one, but really I think it is better for my sanity to be able to leave Web and its bullshit.

For the next phone I would get, I probably remove almost everything besides phone, texting and maps.

 

[Francis E. Dec Esc.]

I've heard the Marine Corp Band practice both Mars, Bringer of War and The Imperial March aboard MCLB Albany, Georgia.

 

[Syaoran Li]

I'm officially a gun owner! I own a Ruger 10/22, no modifications or anything though.

 

[Mesh Gear Fox]

I'm officially a gun owner!

Welcome to the club!

 

[Remove Goat]

I was a closet furry until my mid teens when I actually tried getting into the fandom and was completely repulsed by the autism.

Only thing I have left of that time is a few VHS recordings of Swat Kats and only because it still sorta stands up today.

 

[Cedric_Eff]

I visit the Kiwi Farms on my Nintendo Wii U when my phone runs out of battery and I’m too lazy to get on my PC.

 

[Shibaru]

I'm Addicted to Pepsi Zero

 

[UnclePhil]

I have lost over 60 pounds since September '17 and am currently hanging around 170.

I browse this site at work during downtime and have as of yet received no memos.

I can't draw for shit to save my own life, not even stick figures.

 

[Feathers and Stones]

Oh boy.

• I used to listen to vocaloid songs.
• I am obsessed with short haired blonde girls.
• I have had many autistic fascinations including license plates, waterslides, instant noodles, the Eurovision Song Contest and most versions of the gameshow Deal or No Deal.

 

[RomanesEuntDomus]

I'm slightly drunk at the moment.

 

[Sexual Chocolate]

I've been doing sex to women since the 90's and only recently found out, on Kiwi Farms, that they don't pee out of their vaginas

 

[Count groudon]

I’m actually a pretty good singer. I’m so good at remembering lyrics I can sing songs I like in languages I don’t even speak.

Probably my only real talent tbh

 

[Polystyrene Glioblastoma]

I am one of those dudes that are crazy cat ladies on the inside.

 

[JM 590]

I've always wanted to show up somewhere in the credits of a video game. Just about any game will do. Or even if like some stupid photoshop or comment I've posted made its way into a game, I'd be thrilled.

like I guess I could easily do that these days by giving someone $15 on Kickstarter and be in a list with 10,000 other people, but eh.

 

[Shibaru]

I have had many autistic fascinations including license plates, waterslides, instant noodles, the Eurovision Song Contest and most versions of the gameshow Deal or No Deal.

No Deal!