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[Stalinist]

I almost exclusively jerk off to anal sex

 

[Count groudon]

I like practicing magic tricks when I’m bored. Especially card tricks, they’re hella fun.

I’m kind of a fucken loser if you couldn’t tell already.

 

[JM 590]

I'm really good at poker when I'm stoned.

 

[Milk Mage]

I never learned how to properly hold a pencil

 

[Clockwork_PurBle]

I can roll my stomach.

 

[madethistocomment]

You know how everyone can loop their tongue? I can loop mine three times. I randomly discovered this ability when I was like five.

 

[PT 522]

I don't look like a basement dweller IRL

 

[Count groudon]

I’ve obsessively researched several stories about lost treasure stashes in my area, but I’ve never actually had the time to look for them.

Once again adult life has prevented me from pursuing my manchild dreams.

 

[Toasty]

I do not, nor have I ever enjoyed cannabis. I do own a drug rug though.

 

[mr.moon1488]

I actually have a fairly extensive amount of military training.

 

[TowinKarz]

I own a chunk of the Berlin Wall, bought it in Berlin, 1993, when the last bits of it not designated to be preserved were being torn down for new buildings.

 

[PT 522]

I have long spindly fingers that can reach keys 9 intervals apart from each other on a piano, 10 if I stretch. Despite this, I'm too much of a lazy shithead to actually learn how to play.

 

[Higgins]

I’ve been self teaching myself the bass for a few months. I have a decent handle on some classic lines and it’s been a bit of a hobby I’ve always wanted to try.

I almost trooned out when I was younger.

What kept you from doing that?

 

[Wendy Carter]

I've been nibbling the skin around my fingernails ever since I can remember, often to the point of drawing blood, and had grey hair before I graduated high school.

Also, not entirely about me, but my brother once told me that he saw a stray dog get sliced in half by a train.

 

[UnsufficentBoobage]

I am used to hiding used pads among other garbage (stuffing into youghurt cups or such), cause mom keeps bitching at me for "wrapping them wrong".

 

[FierceBrosnan]

I use 4 fingers to hold chopsticks in a manner not unlike some kind of aspergers praying mantis.

 

[JM 590]

I didn't know the definition of the word "silly", or how to properly use it, until I grew up and looked it up online one day. If someone called me "silly", I had no idea if I was being insulted or what.

I'm probably on the spectrum because of that.

 

[Syaoran Li]

I once got drunk in one state and woke up in another state the next morning.

I was at my Dad's house in Virginia the day before twenty-second birthday, I got utterly trashed that night on Jack Daniels and Jameson that I blacked out and woke up the next morning in Tennessee.

Granted, we were going to spend the weekend in the Tri-Cities (specifically to do some shopping in Kingsport and Bristol and then spend the night camping at Eastman Park) and I woke up in the front seat of my Dad's car, but still, I was able to down that much liquor that I don't even know how I got into the car before I blacked out.

 

[Kamov Ka-52]

I type much faster and with fewer errors when I'm drunk than when I'm sober.

 

[Recoil]

I like taking roadtrips alone to rather pedestrian places.