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[Brain Power]

I’ve been self teaching myself the bass for a few months. I have a decent handle on some classic lines and it’s been a bit of a hobby I’ve always wanted to try.



What kept you from doing that?

I don't know how to say it without powerleveling, but basically I had a lot of problems going on back then that made me think stupid things. It was a phase, and that phase is over now.

 

[Shibaru]

I’m probably one of the rare few on the planet who likes C(o)ke Zero Orange Vanilla, even my Friends say it’s disgusting

 

[Womanhorse]

My username is a misnomer; I actually ride a Stallion

 

[ThatGayElfFromDragonAge]

I'm a bit of a gore hound.

 

[Slappy McGherkin]

I used to wear an awesome mullet. The ladies swooned over it. I'm considering growing a mullet again, but am worried a grey hair mullet will just make look like the washed up, old dirty hippy that I am. And no, never a manbun!!!!

 

[TerribleIdeas™]

I frequently disappoint women, and embarrass myself.

 

[Stranger Neighbors]

I'm a former Franciscan Monk

 

[Ghost of Wesley Willis]

I really am a ghost that just posts here when I'm not performing my greatest hits in the afterlife.

 

[Count groudon]

I actually prefer Rayquaza over Groudon.

 

[PT 522]

I think I'm the only person on Earth who played and remembers Rhythm Thief and the Emperor's Treasure.

 

[ApatheticViewer]

Sometimes I pour Gin into those big glass bottles of Perrier water and walk around downtown

 

[Cosmug]

I have a scar on one hand from driving a nail into it with a nail gun. Because I was a stupid kid playing in a construction site. Last time my family moved I lost the nail that I had been keeping as a souvenir.

 

[DrJonesHat]

I am the only person I know who will admit to buying a copy of Windows ME. In my defense, I was off my meds at the time.

 

[UnsufficentBoobage]

I am the only person I know who will admit to buying a copy of Windows ME. In my defense, I was off my meds at the time.

My dad also bought one (and we even used it for a while). It could've been pirated, tho.

 

[UnsufficentBoobage]

I have an oddly persistent feeling that a frontman of a finnish band I like has an account on here.

Edit: damn.

 

[ApatheticViewer]

I have a scar on one hand from driving a nail into it with a nail gun. Because I was a stupid kid playing in a construction site. Last time my family moved I lost the nail that I had been keeping as a souvenir.

Post the scar dude

 

[bloodyroad]

i feel depressed after watching porn

 

[Count groudon]

Due to the extreme patchiness of my beard, it only Grows in as mutton chops and a shitty goatee on my chin.

Tried to grow my beard out last year to see if it’d ever fill in, the only real improvement that developed was a wispy thin porn ‘stache started coming in after two months. My friends told me I looked like a post-apocalyptic Scottish trucker that lives in his moms basement.

 

[Milk Mage]

Everytime I fart, I go to the bathroom to wipe my ass

 

[Philosophy Zombie]

i was molested