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[AprilRains]

How did you clean yourself off afterwards?

assumes facts not in evidence

 

[Bender]

assumes facts not in evidence

Fine.

Yes. And I was pounding jaegerbombs all night so it was pretty nasty puke.

Did you clean yourself off afterwards? If so, how did you do it? If not, did anyone notice the smell of vomit emanating from your crotch?

 

[Inflatable Julay]

The only difference between me and Chris is medication and a loving family. There but for the grace of God, etc.

 

[Pope Fucker]

I'm not a serial killer yet.

 

[Bender]

I'm not a serial killer yet.

How many more victims before you meet the criteria?

 

[Bowl of Ramen]

I met Roger Daltrey many years ago. He was super sweet and wanted to hang out and give a high five to festival volunteers (I was involved in a fest) and fans. I will always love him for that. I also once got food poisoning at the Wendy’s in Atlanta that burned down, so I kinda secretly felt avenged.

 

[Quantum Diabetes]

Fine.

Did you clean yourself off afterwards? If so, how did you do it? If not, did anyone notice the smell of vomit emanating from your crotch?

A bit of a sink bath and then I went to pass out in my car. The next time I went they showed me a security cam video of me dancing with a Mama June lookalike. That's when I went to AA for six months.

 

[Bender]

A bit of a sink bath and then I went to pass out in my car. The next time I went they showed me a security cam video of me dancing with a Mama June lookalike. That's when I went to AA for six months.

So the management saw you come in and said "hey, it's that guy, let's show him that tape"? Did they at least give you a free drink for the entertainment?

 

[Quantum Diabetes]

So the management saw you come in and said "hey, it's that guy, let's show him that tape"? Did they at least give you a free drink for the entertainment?

I was a particularly notorious bar idiot and they definitely wanted to fuck with me.
And I usually got free drinks because they led to me doing notably stupid shit. This was a regular thing for a summer until they found a funnier ìdiot. It was a good run.

 

[AnOminous]

I was a particularly notorious bar idiot and they definitely wanted to fuck with me.
And I usually got free drinks because they led to me doing notably stupid shit. This was a regular thing for a summer until they found a funnier ìdiot. It was a good run.

So you are literally a lolcow?

 

[Quantum Diabetes]

So you are literally a lolcow?

I like to think of it as a short comedy career. They loved me until the next guy out-tarded me.

I went out on top as I moved away shortly after.

 

[Niggaplease]

When I did cam whoring I paid my taxes unlike other thots.

 

[Spastic Colon]

I'm celebrating my 20th wedding anniversary this month

 

[Mr. Bung]

I find the texture of Cheetos Puffs a thousand times better when they're stale, so I spread them out on a towel on the counter for a day so they can air cure.

 

[FuckedUp]

When I hear a song for the first time without context, I can guess when it came out within three years of the actual release date ~95% of the time.

 

[Rozzy]

Spoiler

 

[Rozzy]

Spoiler

 

[Blackhole]

I really like niche vaporwave and stuff i can't really put in a genre.

 

[Blackhole]

I made a makeshift alarm clock and it may or may not involve rubber chickens.

 

[Jeff Boomhauer]

When I was 6, I was terrified of Furbys.