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[Truman the Jewman]

I'm not German, but I do (barely and patchily) speak it.
I have the gay.
I once wrote an email to Valve about Left 4 Dead 2 and Chet Faliszek responded to it, although I was still a stupid teenager and didn't save it. Which is fine, because I think I said something retarded like "I think it'd be cooler if your game had a wider variety of weapons."

 

[Scarlett Johansson]

In high school I was the yearbook editor and had access to every page in the yearbook and there was this girl who would constantly say the meanest things about me behind my back (sometimes even to my best friends who would immediately tell me and laugh about it because why the fuck would she tell my best friends and think it wouldn't get back to me???) so finally after like 6 months of it I got my revenge by tinting her skin a lil bit green in every single pic of her in the yearbook. It was truly the best subtle revenge ever. She became Shrek.

 

[Mesh Gear Fox]

One of my dad's college friends worked at Naughty Dog in the '90s. Their wife was in a 3DO fighting game.

Way of the Warrior? Had that one, it was like a shitty rip-off of Mortal Kombat, but the soundtrack was White Zombie's La Sexorcisto so that made it much better.

 

[Valentine]

When I was a child I severely burned myself on the edge of a hot bowl right out the oven and still have the scar. I am still a klutz to this day with several more burn incidents.

 

[CivilianOfTheFandomWars]

I’m an ordained minister and also against marriage.

 

[Prudence]

I have a birthmark that looks like a massive hickey on my arm.

 

[Bender]

I'm actually not a faggot, no matter what @The Reaper and @Rat Speaker say.

 

[Bender]

I have a birthmark that looks like a massive hickey on my arm.

Dox ur birthmark.

 

[Coffee Druid]

I have a patch of skin below one hip that is completely numb after having bone grafts taken from it.

I've only ever broken one bone and it was during a visit to the doctor's office. Probably the best place to have that happen at least

Same, only bone I’ve ever had broken was in a hospital. Controlled jaw fracture. Happened at the same time as above mentioned fact.

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

I like turtles

 

[Mr. ShadowCreek]

One of my great grandfathers is Samuel Chase a signer of the Declaration of Independence. Navel Captain Joshua Barney is also a great grandfather of mine. After doing some digging I might be related to a guy who helped design the Confederate flag.

 

[kobox666]

I can deadlift about 600 pounds. Not that great compared to most powerlifters, but I feel good knowing that I did it natty and not being that long in the sport.

 

[Jason Wynn]

I went though a weird (but thankfully short) period in college where I tried looking like Andy Warhol, complete with platinum blonde hair.

 

[ToroidalBoat]

I may have the ability to "passively absorb" stuff without really studying, but as if I really studied. Like all the types and evolutions of pokemon to generation 4 from playing pokemon when younger, or the ability to convert almost any sound to katakana.*

Unfortunately, it didn't seem to work for school though...

*トロイダルボート

 

[Bender]

I may have the ability to "passively absorb" stuff without really studying, but as if I really studied. Like all the types and evolutions of pokemon to generation 4 from playing pokemon when younger, or the ability to convert almost any sound to katakana.*

Unfortunately, it didn't seem to work for school though...

*トロイダルボート

Sounds like you should've payed less attention in school.

 

[heyitsmike]

One of my teachers in elementary school used to subtract half a point for every i/j I didn't dot. The intent was to make me learn to start dotting them as I wrote. But I just ended up writing them as I usually did and going back at the end and dotting them all in one fell swoop.

After I got out of her class I never had to do that again. Until this very day I still don't dot my i/j.

 

[Μusk]

I got expelled from 1st grade after a girls parents wanted to press charges against me (an 8 year old) and get a restraining order after I tugged on her skirt (It was a behavior I got from my mom. I would tug on her pants when I wanted her attention). The school sucked anyways and I'm glad I was able to leave it (To be fair, I had something like 10 different incidents of assaulting other students, either by hitting them or knocking them over, and for the last few months I had to go see the principal everyday when school ended with a "performance" sheet signed by my teacher every "period" of class. Teachers were major assholes though, fuck em.).

 

[Xenomorph]

I dont really have two mouths but I got two bewbs

 

[Baguette Child]

I'm actually and unironically a faggot. With a husband and everything.

 

[KittyGremlin]

I've won a national reading contest in 5th grade.